PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - SELF DEPORTATION EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>AG Sessions on Tucker 3/9/18
youtu.be/YJ8EsZu81tY
>VP Pence @America 1st Event in Cleveland OH 3/9/18
youtu.be/RJ8BXgwfXNA
>TreasSec Mnuchin on CNBC on Tariffs/Jobs 3/9/18
youtu.be/f2uJy8gw72M
>WH Video: James Powell 3/9/18
youtu.be/5IWE0CIyOqc
>SoS T-Rex comments on NoKo 3/9/18
youtu.be/NPmx5QSczxQ
>SoS T-Rex presser w/kenya FM Juma 3/9/18
youtu.be/UaLM3NDlkfs
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 3/9/18
youtu.be/NcAZygWkhsY
>DoD Video: JEDI program 3/9/18
youtu.be/3bBo_fVUI4U
>This Week @State 3/9/18
youtu.be/Eg-raVsZ47Y
>Jared Kushner on Healthcare 3/9/18
youtu.be/KYbovn9VYTk
>WH Video: FlotUS Melania meets Kyle Kashuv 3/8/18
youtu.be/bJyzOOtyd9E
>WH Video: Violence in Video Games 3/8/18
youtu.be/0C_IBSuXIoo
>Pres Trump signs Proclamations on Steel&Alum 3/8/18
youtu.be/UuRpTXBU7S8
>Pres Trump holds Cabinet meeting 3/8/18
youtu.be/4rz6Pk7XyTg
>AG Sessions on Fox 3/8/17
youtu.be/IhCJgUuw0uY
youtu.be/M_3xGquX9ZQ
>TreasSec Wilbur on Fox 3/8/17
youtu.be/qb3tpaBEmwc
>SoKo official announces lil kim bent the knee 3/8/17
youtu.be/ZhXtnCu5kuY
>SoS T-Rex Presser w/AU Chair Faki 3/8/18
youtu.be/goWK_IGzfMc
>SoS T-Rex Presser w/Ethiopia FM Gebeyehu 3/8/18
youtu.be/7swJ8dY5Nhw
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 3/8/18
youtu.be/RUBvYWPmYOI
>Tucker: Men In America pt1 3/7/18
youtu.be/QfuOtGLfg04

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I just saw my cousin linking this
Will anons now have to watch this thicc thai breastfeed on the senate floor?

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AWOOOOO!!!

Prev is missing

McConnell will never allow

90% sure the Capitol Building has a daycare inside specifically for this reason

Here it is

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we can make amerimutts great again

Fuck Fatty Cuntworth(less)

> when you see it

>work visa expires
>w-w-we’re deporting ourselves!
Fucking sandniggers

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GOOD MORNING /PTG/

MAGA

Jessica Simpson was hot as fuck back in the day

>I DESERVE TO BE TREATED EQUALLY
>proceeds to pull out sweaty, stinky, leaky, fat breast during a legal proceeding

What do when >tfw no gf?

drumpf dummies

Suicide

get gf

Those high beams. I bet she makes most of her $$ in the foxhole.

>tfw no trump supporting gf

wait for trump to make anime real
ai waifu like in her but far better

they should probably just stick to canteens

OI CUNT WHATS THAT NAME ON YOUR SHIRT?

True conservatives know what's up

>And we think that suddenly, Trump the Great will bring compromise and understanding? Don’t count on it. In fact, it’s worse than you think.

>By agreeing to meet with Kim Jong Un, the United States is granting a sort of legitimacy and equal footing to him. Like it or not, the tentatively scheduled talk confirms that Kim is on the same stage as us. Instead of keeping him distant and demanding that he back down from threatening to use nuclear weapons, we’re inviting him to the table for a chat.

>It’s all about optics, and Jong Un knows this.

>Trump the Great

Is this a suiting title for him? Or should we come up with another?

i'm dumb

I'm sure fighting this rule is the number one priority of Illinois people, not the reopening of the Granite steel factoryl

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I have screen shotted this post and sent it to your mother.

how many burgers until rally?

12 burgers 38 fries

>Pete going to be discussing the "rise of the Beta Male" glorification article

Can Trump actually win? I'm getting scared here? Can he really win Illinois and Missouri? If he doesn't, I see no way to the magic number

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the tests to join the marines are already ridiculously easy, of course if like 50% of american youre a fat slob who never ran a day in its life its gonna be impossible but come on, 3 pull ups? I've been casually going to the gym for a year and I can do 10. Plus fatties can replace the exercice with push ups and women can do an easier version of the exercice. What are standards for if everone gets an exception

Just face it lads, Trump's campaign is over.

for me its tenesee

Grab 'em by the pussy.

I saw it with my own eyes, people who couldn't even do 1 fucking pull up at bootcamp.

is this person hwhite?

noice

or does Alaska do better chicken?

If he has no African ancestry whatsoever, sure.

Trump will not get to 1237, sometimes I still dream of pundits repeating it like a mantra day after day, its scary what conditionning can do to you.

he should take some of the illegals with him too since he is so virtuous

Come back to Europe white man. This is your real home. USA was just a 300 year vacation for you. Hope you enjoyed it but it's time to come home.

>OP pic
>mfw smart nonAmericans doing smart stuff

>pleasecomesaveme.jpg

You're probably a fucking Muslim.

You people do realise that DPRK will play Trump?

>twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/972373118629982208
>This week, Congressional Democrats released a detailed tax hike plan that they promised to implement if given majority control of the House and Senate after the 2018 midterm elections. So much for the crocodile tears about the deficit--Democrats want to raise taxes not to reduce the debt, but rather to spend that tax hike money on boondoggle projects.
>Increase the top marginal income tax rate from 37 percent to 39.6 percent.
>Increase the corporate income tax rate from 21 percent to 25 percent.

>*goes to muttpost in another thread*
fuck off

Yes, but only if they're breastfeeding me with their big fat yummy taters.

Is that jessica simpson? OM NOM NOM NOM MOMMY

look up divine truth on youtube. thats how i found my gf.

Do you get the talking points sent straight to your phone or your anus when they shove those huge nigger dicks up there?

>163413416

you do realise that israeli subs, falsely flying the NK flag, nearly nuked hawaii?
NK can only play the defensive game :-\

>Trump will never win the primary
>Trump will never win the election
>Trump will never defeat ISIS
>Trump will never bring manufacturing back
>Trump will never implement tariffs
(you are here v)
>Trump will never denuclearize Korean Peninsula
(you are here ^)
>Trump will never win a 2nd term
>Trump will never build the wall

forgot picture

We know it’s you, Benny boy

I thought Boiknee Sanduhs was all about free shit. What happened to his platform from before?

You're completely right, but you're also posting this in a t_d le 56 retard thread

Free shit for niggers and spics by taxing whitey and businesses.

No, your just Canadian

fuck these democratic swines


>The Ten Commandments of a DemonRat
* This should not be taken as an endorsement of the useless Republican't Party.


1. You shall always
>support massive government spending, massive deficits, high taxes, endless money printing, and any regulatory scheme or executive mandate that will increase and consolidate the dictatorial power of the Federal government.

2. You shall always
>blame the ensuing economic dislocation and inevitable hardship caused by the 1st Commandment upon "the rich" and the business class. Rub raw the wounds of public discontent and then present your yourself as the benefactor of downtrodden humanity while rolling out the next program for government expansion.

3. You shall always
>support the killing of unborn babies -- referring to them as "fetuses" -- right up until the 9th month of pregnancy and even afterwards. Selling the organs for cash is an added bonus.

4. You shall always
>support, promote and protect insanity, ugliness, godlessness, perversion and depravity of any kind -- including abstract art, degenerate music, literature and film, pornography, adultery, graphic sex-education for children, promiscuity, the glorification of the "single mom," child pornography, homosexuality, lesbianism, cross-dressing and even, albeit it with necessary caution, bestiality and the raping of children.

Republican primaries are way funnier than general elections.

Looking forward to the 2024 republican primary. But at the same time, I find it hard to see a potential /our guy/

5. You shall always
>support any incremental step toward the ultimate abolition of private firearm ownership. Use "the children" as your main front for this project.

6. You shall always
>support any incremental step toward the ultimate blending out and murdering off of the White Race. This includes discrimination, imposed under the high-sounding name of "diversity," against White college applicants and job candidates; the agitation of Blacks, Browns, Asians and Jews into envying and hating Whites; the tearing down of the memory of famous historical White personages; and the constant guilt-shaming of Whites into self-hatred.

7. You shall always
>support unlimited legal and illegal immigration from the Turd World, along with the welfare programs and voter registration that follow. Defend all migrants as "dreamers" and opponents as "xenophobes."

>your

I have a feeling the Democrat primaries could be just as entertaining in 2020 though

Balancing the budget is not hard as it sounds, the easiest way is just to freeze everything and lets inflation take it toll every year. Better would be to target useless programs, I think a compromise in that situation could even be reached with dems to raise some taxes.

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Does anyone want alpha male treatment?

Just imagine it: Bernie Sanders runs again in 2020 and dies on the campaign trail

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>should women have children on the battlefield
i'm calling bullshit post the fucking link cunt

8. You shall always
>support any incremental step toward, or organization working for the establishment of an all powerful one-world government.

9. You shall always
>work toward the feminization and dis-empowerment of males, and, conversely, the masculinization and empowerment of females, with the ultimate objective being the effective abolition of marriage the traditional family.

10. You shall always
>promote and never deviate from the fake sciences of St. Hawking's Bing Bangism, St. Darwin's Evolution, St. Einstein's Curved Space Relativity, and St. Gore's manmade CO2 based Global Warming / Climate Change.


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>Democrat primaries could be just as entertaining in 2020 though

No way, it's rigged from the beginning and it will have few serious contenders. They will just focus on looking united so that they can have a winner fast and then move on to the general election and spend 600000000000000000000000000 dollars on it

Tfw I had to do gym for 2 months to do my first 6 pull ups ever.
Now I stopped doing gym for 3 years, I dont think i can do a single pull up ;_;

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>I dont think i can do a single pull up

My dude, you need to re-evaluate your life. Jokes aside, if you cannot even do 1 pullup, you are fucking up your life.

>Europe
>white
Naw, if I must live in a nigger-infested country, I’d rather be able to arm myself. I also hate socialism with a passion.

That was great progress though, I didn't even attempt it till I got to bodyweight on the lat pulldown.

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10/10 post
should be made into a comic by a draw fag

Baaaaawhahahaha

>purchasing a movie ticket is the newest act of political resistance, goyim
Post this in Sup Forums and watch yourself get banned by their reddit mods

I'd eat it

hollywood is just a giant kike money-washing operation
they decide what films "do well" and how much money they "make"

It has nothing to do with rapefugees, you retard. Just another skewed article from litterallywho source. Rape rarely leads to convictions in German courts. According to a 2012 study, 8.4 percent of women who reported rape were convicted of the perpetrator, Christian Pfeiffer of the Kriminologische Forschungsinstitut Niedersachsen reported in 2014.
OT: America still remains a third-world shithole with tons of shitskins (sans some white New England states and Utah).

Gonna try this. I get banned from blue boards every other day anyways do what's another temp band.

>sleep for more than 4 hours for the first time in a long time
>All I did was dream about "her"

Now I remember why I smoke weed to have dreamless sleeps

Well Germany is a complete joke. They have no respect for themselves. One day a German is going to rise up again and all those mud slimes are going to be exterminated, and when that day comes there won't be a big American Force coming to save the day

PRAISE KEK, SHOULD THE FIGHT CONTINUE?

>Maher has a slower redemption arc than Negan

Perhaps that's why it's so successful.

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>Compromise
No such thing, they want power, there isn't compromise on hegemony in power.

There's no reason to agree that Democrats are even human.