Pure and Underrated Waifus

No whores or THOTs allowed!

>lets get married
>no way!

Wow so pure
Filthy traitor whore

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Fuck off .

Can't get any more pure than this.

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>called "Goat Mother with 1000" young or some shit like that
>pure

best girl

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Incredibly underrated

>no whores or THOTS allowed
this is the wrong place for Nero

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Nia is a canon non-virgin, though. Yoko is the forever pure one.

Incredibly garbage

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That's because her succubi powers are so great that she kills men simply from standing near them. The only solution is for her to develop a taste for shota, which are not men.

Shit Taste

The waifuest.

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>THOTs
Fuck off back to Facebook

>canon non-virgin
She thought the concept of "Becoming One", a fairly common euphemism for sex, was inconceivable. And then immediately after that was the whole Anti-Spiral and then she died. So unless Simon dicked her somewhere between the final battle and their wedding...

What is a THOT?

Some shitty facebook meme. A thot is just another term for roastie.

dead mary-sue

This. Loved instantly the moment she gets onto the ship, all while everyone fucking hates Simon and treats him like shit.

What's a roastie?

do slutty canon-virgins count

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she pretty much instantly wanted to get knotted by that Chad who scared her

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THOT apparently means "that ho over there". Using it pretty much instantly outs you as a retarded facebook nigger.

Literally a pump and dump.

Hell yeah my man.