Sup Forums is there any wife material in the military?

I'm increasingly resigned to the fact that I'm going to end up marrying someone who is in the service like me, but where to look.

Miles and miles of cocks have been in her

be resigned to that fact that your a fucking loser

fpbp

Absolutely not. Military divorce rates are sky high for a reason.

or you could just not get married. why not just fug grills when youre horny?

These girls literally get gangbanged and they love it.

Just wait till you're out and find a nice young lady not some dike larping as a man.

This is true of all nondyke women working in manly-man dominated industries all the way down to hardware stores

Nope. They're all whores. They know it. We know it. They know we know, and they don't care. Hence, whores.

Don't do it. Military girls are the worst. Just fuck a prostitute off base. The higher you climb in your military career the more likely it will come to bite you in the ass.

>tfw

Let me tell you something about armed forces woman. They are literally the biggest fucking sluts ever.

Should I wait until I get out?

I want a family, I'm not a ni--er

Miltitary females talk like men and act like men but like 75% are whores, at least in the navy. They gross me out. It's not worth a wife, just go stateside and find a based southern girl

Alright, I guess I can wait then.

>ni--er
What did he mean by this?

This is just a meme. Military women are not sluts.

I gave up racial slurs for lent

No, the official motto is "What ever happens during TDY, stays at TDY".

A built in excuse mechanism in the attempt to validate adultery.

Also, when you are deployed and or on TDY, the wife back home will have a built in excuse mechanism in the attempt to validate adultery too.

Anyway, marrying a military female officer or enlisted is a crapshoot where the two dice have twos on 5 of the six sides. You chances of rolling snake-eyes are extremely high.

actually if you can handle a butterface or a 6/10 , 7/10. Military straightens women out , just like military academy straightens out little children.

Yes they are

> 75% are whores, at least in the navy
Fuck the shit out of them.

highest rate of miscegenation worldwide. so many single mom (female) air"men" with mulattos it makes me sick. Have yet to see a single serving blonde woman with actual blonde kids. It's unnatural.

yeah a 3/10 nasty hoe becomes like a 7 in the navy. Honestly its not worth the regret and shame

Genes. Women who need to be straightened out have bad ones.

Not sluts per se, but taxpayer funded whores

I'm sorry but this is true. Every single one of them has mixed kids. Only officers have white wives.

Sorry to say dude, but that doesn't really count, it's like "flip" instead of fuck; the speaker and listener still auto correct the word to "fuck" in their head.

It's like giving up fapping but still looking at porno.

NEGATIVE

they are the biggest whores out there with around 80% infidelity rate.

The younger they join the greater that number rises.

If she's good looking she probably banged half of the battalion. So no.

You're not at war so any female in the military has already been de-feminised due to some trauma or psychological pathology. A headcase from the get-go.

Plus, female seek partners up the heirarchy chain, so unless you're a combat hero, you'll need to be several ranks above before she'll even look at you. Any female looking sideways has already fucked every superior option.

If she's subordinate then you run a huge risk of a complaint file if you upset her in any way.

You're better off fucking hookers and saving your pennies to get out.

We'll I'm still holding myself too it. At least it makes recognize that I can dislike the behavior of other groups without having hate in me. For me that's a big step, reconciling my faith with my political beliefs.

I here you mate, I'll just be patient.

I'm in military and trust me there is only crazy lesbo, crazy thot that whore themself at everything with a superior grade and coalburner.

maybe one proper married one that doesn't cheat her husband at every mission out of a millions woman.

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT
DO NOT
NO
ESPICIALLY NOT A FEMALE MARINE THOSE ARE THE WORST OF ALL RIGHT UP THERE WITH NAVY SLUTS

Well in that case good on you. Bless you and don't forget mass tomorrow!

It's the weirdest fucking thing I've ever seen. It's like some kind of requirement to mix blonde women specifically with black men. It's way out of whack from what you see in the civilian world.

The U.S. Military is becoming/already is a sociological joke. Still has great gear and killers though, so there's that.

That's gear is all that's keeping America from becoming the Ottoman Empire after WWI. If we ever lose our weapons tech edge the whole house will collapse mark my words. We fallen into such disrepair it's sad.

That and most get preggers to get that sweet family leave so they only have to work for 2 years of their 4 at most.

Well put.

Yeah, but all those miles are my cock.

>one woman to 100 guys
>not a complete roastie

come on man

Plus all the miles you don't know about.

>thinking you can find a loophole with god.
Thats really jewish of you. God knows whats up man. If you say you gave it up actually give it up.

>1 mile = 5280 feet
>1 dick = 0.5 feet
Do we count each dick-in-her pump towards the distance? Let’s assume average sex pumping rate of 2 pumps per second with each sex session lasting 5 minutes.
>1 sex session = 600 pumps
>1 sex session = 300 feet of dick
>1 mile of dicks = ~18 sex sessions

So, as long as you fuck her ~18 times, you are giving her a mile of your dick. Parameters vary, proceed at your own risk.

t. Aerospace Engineer

Sorry then. I'm just a man.

tis okay

hahahaha

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No.

The only one that won't be a massive whore will be not that great looking or gay.

Imagine if you could sign up to be put in coed bunks with a bunch of sex deprived females on aphrodesiacs

>and I said I'd never use that math shit again in my life.

>Military women are not slu-
>Checks Tinder for 10 minutes