Circumcision

Why do amerimutts do this?

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Cuz their kikes

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>blame Christianity when the bible says not to circumcise

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I'm ethnically Estonian and nobody in my family is.
Foreskin nationalism.

SAGE

>implying

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Delete this thread.

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I'm thankful for being circumcised

Male circumcision is a beneficial cosmetic surgery similar to fixing a cleft lip on a baby. It's better to for a male to be circumcised. Circumcised penises look better aesthetically, they are easier to clean, and they result in less medical problems such as urinary tract infections or STIs.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with male circumcision because it improves the anatomy, just like fixing a cleft lip.

Oy vey

However you feel it’s obvious uncut is the supreme master race. Because we have the if we want to mutilate our cocks. I can go do it tomorrow if I wanted. But you cut from birth fags will never ever know this feel.

I like to believe that it was originally an anti-degeneracy innovation. You cut the foreskin off your son to limit pleasure and his ability to masturbate so he'd focus on being a productive member of society and find a woman he could stick it in for relief.
Of course nowadays lubrication and porn is much more readily available so everyone can fap anyway.

Anglo WASP retardation

A cleft lip can cause feeding problems, speech problems and does not benefit the host in any way

A foreskin protect the head, keeps it moist (thus pleasure receptors intact) and it's easy to clean

But you know what, whatever makes you feel better about your mutilated dick

I love circumcision threads because it brings butthurt to those who got circumsized and are the ones that defend it. >muh dirty dick!!!! If you clean yourself like a civilized human being then its not an issue. Only cases where it would be mandatory to cut your dick is if you have bad phimosis or some other ailment outside of your control.

I don't see how that is relevant. Christianity was the primary reason circumcision became so prominent in the US being seen as a way to prevent boys from masturbating.

Im circumsized, this guy is right. You can’t defend male genital mutilation.
Please don’t make fun of us though, most people don’t choose to be cut.

>Backing away from a kike
What a pussy

So perfect

It mostly became popular in the USA thanks to one John Harvey Kellogg. Kellogg invented Cornflakes and, appropriately enough, was a complete Fruit Loop. He believed that virtually any disease could be cured by eating enough breakfast cereal and squirting water pipes up your bum. He believed that a large number of diseases (including diabetes and blindness) were caused by masturbation, and that the urge to masturbate could be "cured" by circumcision. Despite the fact that all this turned out to be nonsense, circumcision became very fashionable in the USA, right up until very recently. It's only in the last few years when most baby boys have been left intact. (32.5% circumcision rate in the USA in 2010.)

Interestingly Kellogg actually didn't actually advocate *infant* circumcision, but advocated *adolescent* circumcision without anaesthetic! And said that the parents and doctors should make it clear to the boy that the procedure is being performed as punishment for masturbating. Perhaps if they still did it that way, then it really would cure masturbation!

A lot of Americans still believe - despite virtually no medical evidence in favour of circumcision - that intact penises are somehow unhygienic or unhealthy. While the nonsense of Kellogg has been thoroughly debunked, other pseudo-academic claims have replaced it. Very little of it really adds up though. It's worth noting that the USA has the highest circumcision rate in the Western world, and also one of the highest HIV transmission rates (about 3 times higher than the UK) and a higher than average prevalence of HPV (the virus that causes cervical cancer).

In the early 20th century, it was also popular in the UK too. However, when the NHS was established (late 40s), it refused to offer routine infant circumcision, citing the latest research that it caused more harm than good. It has stuck to this policy ever since. Today - around 2% of under 15-year-olds are circumcised in the UK.

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There's absolutely nothing wrong with euthanizing leafs because it improves North America. Just like putting down a sick puppy.

It was back wh3n they thought masturbation was a sign of insanity and caused blindness back in the 1800 hundreds.

Now we know it just causes your dick to develop a sharp lean.

>keeps it moist (thus pleasure receptors intact)

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No, what made him a pussy was using pepper spray and not Zyklon B.

Tell me about the mutt poster why does he hide his flag

Cleft lip is birth defect, a man's penis has a hood through evolution.

>easier to clean
This is something clearly only circumicized people believe. How would it be any ''harder'' to clean an uncut dick?

Everything else you said is also bullshit. There is NO excuse to cut penises.

Yes, my Amerimutt friend, my second head is shiny, moist and sensible to the touch

Your second head is tinier, it's all covered in dried up scar tissue and you don't feel anything even though it constantly receives stimulation from grinding against your underwear

ITT: Retards obsessing over dicks

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The little vermin was bearing a knife.

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>aesthetically pleasing
Not really.

t. mutilated dick

christcuckery from the nu-judaism protestants and tricks from kike doctors...

Because americans are retards and thought circumsizing their kids would prevent them from masturbating because "MUH PURITY"

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To put our American cocks in the moon again and look down in Europoors probably.

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cut vajayjay = backwards religious tradition and "genital mutilation"
cut peen = totally normal NOT backwards religious tradition
the male brain never fully matures; yet they wonder why males become mass shooters

>Pulls a knife on a dude
>gets maced
>WAHHHH POLICE! MUH 6 GORILLION

>Conflating Adventists with true Christians.

Saint Paul referred to Jews as dogs who insist on cutting the flesh.

>Philippians 3:1-3

The True Righteousness
3 In conclusion, my friends, be joyful in your union with the Lord. I don't mind repeating what I have written before, and you will be safer if I do so. 2 Watch out for those who do evil things, those dogs, those who insist on cutting the body. 3 It is we, not they, who have received the true circumcision, for we worship God by means of his Spirit and rejoice in our life in union with Christ Jesus. We do not put any trust in external ceremonies.

>and thought circumsizing their kids would prevent them from masturbating

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i will never forgive my parents for cutting my dick as an infant

>fuck kellogs motherfucker wanted to feed people corn shit and mutilate little kids genitals

>americans are all circumcised because of fucking cereal

>mcfucking kill my self

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Man I forgot about how funny writing "durrrr" was.

DURRRRR I'M AMERICAN DURRRRR DURRR I'M GOING TO CUT PART OF MY DICK OFF DURRRR AND LET A RABBI SUCK THE BLOOD DURRRRR
BECAUSE RELIGION DURRR.

>Tfw circumscised at birth

I guarantee Americans who defend dick cutting on here are doing it here because they are tying to cope with the fact that they are ruined forever down there.

It's like the fable with the fox and the grapes.

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>oy goy!
I'm looking for the source, but no results so far.

Yes that's my fucking point
Americans are fucking retarded

>YEAH LETS CUT OUR SON'S DICK BECAUSE I THINK I HEARD THAT YOU HAD TO CUT OUR KID'S DICK IN THE BIBLE HAHA LETS GO TO THE DOCTOR RIGHT NOW HAHA LETS NOT EVEN DOUBLE CHECK HAHA
literal
Fucking
Retards

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>judaism and islam are american religions

oodles my noodles

>Smegma
Also, why blame people who are circumcised? Majority of the time it’s parents who choose at birth (unless you get it when you are older for some reason), and as the world gets more and more liberal with “muh body muh choice”, won’t it become more common to leave the baby be and have them choose when they get older?

HURRRRRRRRRR
DUUUURRRRRRRRR
>t. gunlet

No Dr Kellogg was.

Casey Neistat has really gone downhill

It's not like I had a choice in the matter. I wish I wasn't branded by the kikes

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Delete this antisemitic thread right now goy

You're the ones who insist on hacking half of a baby's cock off, but we're obsessed?

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>My fighting amerimutt give me your foreskin
>Y-yes master Goldstein
>Now WHOM DO YOU SERVE!?
>I-ISRAEL

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Police! This bigot goy wouldn't let me stab him. 6 million souls!!!

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fucking boomers

americans just do whatever their kike overlords tell them to if the kikes say jump the goys jump! can't really blame the amerimutt

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Can we all agree on the following:

If you actually care about what other people's dicks look like, you are a faggot. If you brag or make up experiences about sexual partners preference of dick, you are a faggot. Now regarding circumcision, it should be banned as a practice on children and when done without consent. But as with other body modifications like tattoos, piercings, plastic surgery, a male should be free to get circumcised at his own will if he so desires to have his genitals (((look better))). If anyone should have a problem with that then see the upper section of this post. It's fucking stupid seeing threads like this that just evolve into "your dick is so desensitized" to "girls won't sleep with you" This is Sup Forums for fucks sake, everyone here has no issue getting laid (or pretends not to have issues). Let's not assume that having a foreskin or not is going to be a deal breaker on sex because it never will.

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>death penalty banned by hippy-dippies in many supposedly civilised countries
Threadly reminder that O.P., and all yellow-flag posters are literally insane.

This is now a La Americano thread.

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its not even a religious thing in usa its because people thought it would stop kids from fapping and people just kept doing it

you can't ban it the jews run your country and if the jew tells you to chop your babies dick off you will do it you fucking white male!

let me whip out my

D I C K P O W E R P O I N T

t. stinky cheese dick europoor

Uncut are literally one of the most disgusting things on the planet. Imagine being a woman and having to deal with one. All day long they accumulate sweat and grow bacteria, which produce waste and deposits it as a salty cheese-like substance around the head. Imagine the smell. How many times a day does it have to be washed before unleashing a putrid stink cloud? Imagine the STD's those moist, hooded cheese dicks harbor in their skin dock. Gross.

>mfw I've seen cases where the doctors did it without asking the parents

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t. ugly stump dick who lays ugly cheesy soy holes

Imagine being such a dicklet that the foreskin constitutes half of it

fpbp

>imagine
imagine any without this. restore yourselves FFS

>cutting any of your dick off
what a man and totally not feminist. good job bro

Parents were dumb, not gonna pass it on. No sense worrying about it.

Isn't that grounds for murder?

>not taking a shower in a first world country
FUCKING HANG ALL HIPPYS

The parents can sue for malpractice as they weren't consented.

smell memes are lies. enjoy the hallway passes with the brilliant female yeast cancer infections. mmm mmm. must wipe all piss. must have iron smelling womb lining inside me. but me clean. me self cleaning. me pee and "cum" on you

Not like there gonna win cuz American courts always side with the religious type.

this shit really brings my piss to a boil. I also really hate how no one seems to give a fuck unless it's female genital mutilation. it's like men aren't even considered human anymore

The circumcised are goyim chattel slaves, on par with farm animals.

Look into restoring fellow cutfags

They win all the time. There have even been cases where the child sued the hospital and the parents because they did not consent but those are obviously much harder to win.

the all seeing eye is a sky vagina

Not wholly true...several years ago there was an Alabama court that awarded like $70,000 IIRC to a boy who was circumcised without the consent his parents.

ilu

I know you clean it out, but still, that shit seems nasty. Can any uncircumcised fags here tell me how deep you have to clean?

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Before the 1970's this was actually the norm in the US.

hahahahahaha there is no fucking smell dumbass! ever heard of hygiene there is a reason why africans muslims and jews chop off their dicks because they don't have water in those countries! stupid amerimutt obeying and can't say anything bad about his jew masters how sad!

>fags ruined beards
reee

blease jop mi penus off doctor shlomo

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cucks rationalize their own mutilation by doing it to their children too

>deep
wtf are you even talking about
you clean it just like any other part of your body
do you think uncircumcised people secrete cheese from their skin?

>I just realized I was circumcised and my pediatrician was named Goldberg
>My entire life I have been physically manipulated by Jews