Ask a non-norwegian with bad english living in Norway for 16 years anything

ask a non-norwegian with bad english living in Norway for 16 years anything

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this isn't plebbit fag

Where are you originally from?

Are you a shitskin?

I moved from russia, but my parents aren't russian.

i'm blond and have blue eyes.

what are you?...10 bucks on armenian jew

>Blogposting.
Sup Forums

Nice

Do you have functional dick, or you get hard on muzzies, trannies and rest of degenertic bunch?

How do you communicate? Via Norwegian, or is your bad English enough?

Do you think Mack Ale tastes a little like formaldehyde or is it just me?

Why come to this shithole? Go home and build Russia, you guys are taking off now. Our time has passed...

How much do you make and how much income tax do you pay

kind of. i'm a heavy mix. my dad is half persian and half georgian, and my mother is half ukrainian and half georgian. so armenian isn't far of I guess. Also I have jew in my family from my fathers side. But my family is not jewish and we don't consider ourself jewish. All the jew parts of my family were kill in holocaust.
I have jew in me from my fathers side

After 16 years he is mostly likely communicating in Norwegian, only somalis stay here for 15 years without learning the language

So you're a hohol then?
What are you going to do in Norway or are you just going to leech them like a nigger?

unless you want to read something, there is no need to learn anything but english...

don't know exactly what you mean by that. my dick works, however I did notice that after I entered my 20's my boners are weaker and less frequent. my testosteron is lower now I guess.

Also I love me some dark skinned chicks, so I fuck muslims chicks yes.

Don't like trannies, neither sexually or otherwise.

>All the jew parts of my family were kill in holocaust.

Literally didn't happen

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I came to Norway at age 4. so norwegian is my primary language. I prefer norwegian over any other language. In todays norway however, english is in a way merging with norwegian. Most young people use alot of english in their daily speech.

Pretty shitty AMA. The mountain jew asked about income and taxes. Everyone is waiting...well?

Det är ju samma här i Sverige och Finland, Norska/Svenska är top-tier språk i alla fall.
How much do you earn, and what do you spend weekly on food and gas?

I hate mack. It tastes like shit. One time I stayed in northern norway for a while and mack is the most popular beer there. But I hated it. Northern Norway is also almost like a foreign country compared to south. Norway isn't that big of a country but it's far stretched like a motherfucker, visiting different areas of norway is like visiting other countries imo.

Norway is best korea EUwest.

russia sucks ass. all people in russia would move to norway in a heartbeat if they could.

Checked. I have to agree, but it seems like nothing else on tap in places like Tromso.

I make about 380 000 NOK /year which is about 48k USD. I work as a janitor for the city, lol

I pay 36% tax. I don't mind it.

>Tromso
Poor you, that city is the worst city in Northern Norway. Fuck Tromso, the city is norway's largest commie town

I don't really identify as ukrainian. But I do love ukraine.

I'm going to live here for the rest of my life, this is home to me.

I'm sort of a leech because I have a disability welfare, which basicly means I can retire whenever I want too. I got stabbed once and had to remove a kidney, so my health is kind of fucked up. But I don't care. I have had a job since I finished school and will continue to work forever unless my health gets worse.

Er UiT som har odelagt byen, universitetet sin satsing på humaniora fag er det verste som har skjedd Tromso

Why are there so many gay and communist threads shitting up the board today and why do people respond to them?

It did. grandfather did not identify as a jew and the remaining of the family that identified as jews died.

380 000 NOK /year.
On food I don't spend alot, I get free breakfast and lunch on my job, and go to dinner at my moms house several days a week. Paying for food is gay, I spend most of my money on weed and alcohol and partying I guess. I don't drive either.

that is true. Mack is from Tromso I think.

How the fuck do you end up paying 36% tax if you only earn 380k? You should be paying 24% tax, and that's not counting any deductions, which you're guaranteed to have if you pay any interest at all, which would likely push your taxes below 20%.

This is my first time ever on /pol so I have no dea.

Thanks anyway. Have a (you)

Its beautiful country. Haven't been there since Olav V was on the money (although already dead). Some decent bars also and the local girls very aggressive about sex.

To be honest I pay too much tax on purpose. I've never bothered to do anything about it because every summer since I started working i've gotten a shit ton of money payback from my taxes. I actually prefer it this way because I know I would have blown away the extra cash during the year and never been able to save any money. It's a tactical thing.

How would you even pay too much tax on purpose?

I've been paying 36% since forever. I've never even bothered to look at my taxation papers and never did anything about it. It goes smooth every year so I don't bother about it.

Checked again. OK so maybe you know I have been there and ask a real question.

At the base olavsvern (sorry if I misspell it) which is where the submarine I was on stopped for some time I talked to the gate guard for the main gate. He was in uniform, carrying a riffle, wearing full female make-up. Eye shadow lipstick, rouge. Wearing ear rings and effected a slight lisp. Sure I met others there who were not like this but I have to wonder a couple things. Would you expect him to repel the russians if needed? Even if you say its fine for him to be gay, how is he in 'uniform' if his face is painted like a weimar burlesque show tranny?

Well, you should probably use a tax calculator to see how much you should be paying. It only takes about 2 minutes to fill in.

>He was in uniform, carrying a riffle, wearing full female make-up.
This sounds like bullshit to me.

I can only tell you what I saw. If it wasn't true why would I ask?

This was August 1991, not sure about the dates but there was a story (some very fake) about our visit everyday in the local paper for 10 days so you can probably find enough to know I am not lying.

>If it wasn't true why would I ask?
Because we're on Sup Forums, and people like to make shit up to make other countries look bad. While you can technically be a faggot in the military, that shit simply wouldn't be accepted. Despite the way the west is going, the military is still an inherently masculine place.

I talked to this guy for 10 minutes waiting for a van to bring me to town. Its not fake. Lets see, there was an english pub that was pretty fun and we had a bar fight in a place called the metro, and another bar a block away called the blau rock.

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are you in bergen?

I'm not denying that you were there. The story just doesn't seem plausible, particularly in 1991. If It was a prank, I could understand it, but there's no way they would allow a male soldier to stand guard in full makeup back in 1991.

As for Olavsvern, the base has been shut down, and astonishingly enough is being rented out to a Russian company with ties to the Russian government. Sometimes I wonder what the fuck the people who run this country are thinking.

kek that sounds fucked up. the norwegian military doesn't take itself seriously though, so i'm not surprised. They allow openly gay and trannies do whatever they want.

there are basicly 2 types of military I would say. The one type is a small group of "special forces" type soldiers, who almost exclusively tour around the world participating in NATO and UN operations. The other type, which is most of the military, is boy scout-tier who do menial shit like guard duties and I guess they do not give a fuck how they act because they don't do anything important anyways. If norway ever got invaded we would rely completely on NATO though, norway doesn't actually have a defence.

I actually wasn't allowed to join the military because they have a blacklist for people from certain countries (including russia) they literally told me they don't want to give military experience to people who "may have loyalty" to certain countries. This seems to occur completely randomly though because I know alot of people from russia who got into the military easily. But that's the explanation I was given. I wanted to go, so I complained, was still denied.

no. far from it. closer to capital.

Allright I have to ask how good are women there

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Don't talk about things you know nothing about if you haven't even been in the military.

what do you do for a living nikolai?

Thanks for the update on the base. The fjords leading to it are beyond beautiful as is all the country around it.

Anyway talking to that guard has stuck in my mind for quite some years. Maybe there was some prank that I didn't know about, but I can't understand it otherwise.

>says someone in an english speaking country

Way to think outside the box.

the best

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>Maybe there was some prank that I didn't know about
The only explanation I can come up with is that he lost a bet or was going through some hazing ritual.

You're giving Erna Solberg's fat ass an interest free loan every year, just be aware of that.

short story you could say i'm a janitor.

Norsklæreren min på ungdomsskola gikk visst lærerskola i Tromsö og hun var fullt kommunist.

it's not a secret

why is that fat cunt so fat?

Are they good wife's or degenarets

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Is it really that different here? I've never visited anything south of Mo i Rana so I wouldn't know. I live a 3 hour drive north of Bodo.

you can't marry a norwegian girl. NOT wife material.

ok i can accept that. It was an interesting port call. Frankly, and I should probably not explain, we had an 'international incident' during that visit as well. Perhaps easier to find, some people from our boat decided to climb a glacier and had to be rescued by helicopter. Very embarrassing but funny to me as well.

1.Why are they not wife material?

2.Are you a Christian?

3.Do you consider yourself Norwegian?

4.What are your thoughts on non-White immigration into Europe?

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In my opinion yes. It felt foreign. I went to karasjok and it blew my mind that (what seemed to be)the majority of people actually spoke sami as their main language.

No idea. I've got nothing against her though, she's not extreme to the right, but at she supports sane policies.

Keep in mind that samis are only in Finnmark. You won't many of them in Troms and Nordland (except for two municipalities, Tysfjord and my neighboring Hamaroy.)

What makes you say that

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buere beavviiiiii :---DDDDDDDDDDDD

>actually I once lived in Bellingham, Washington US. Settled by the Samis. All the streets have Sami names.

I would rather be a poor soldier serving glorious mother Russia than a janitor in a country where transgenderism is encouraged in preschool... I understand wanting to go abroad (my situation) but I would find some place else to go. You should have tried to find a job on offshore rigs before the '04 crash

I didn't know that about Bellingham. I just thought it was a Costco and a Walmart for the canadians to enjoy 10 cents less for a tube of toothpaste.

w-wait, I feel betrayed.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samish

This is not the same.

Thats correct. When I was there, I learned to avoid I-5 and the mall on weekends. Full of canadians continuously. The main street is sammish way

I could probably find an article about it, as most Norwegian newspapers have online archives of all their newspapers, but unfortunately they require a subscription to use.

Huh, maybe I'm retarded.....

1 I wouldn't want to marry one atleast. They're nice enough but spoiled and lack family values, like most western girls I guess. No marriages lasts here.

2 I'm not really religious. But i'm not a sperg atheist either. I actually like religion. Religion is tradition and culture and I don't mind it.

3 I do consider myself norwegian more then anything else, actually

4 to be honest I don't actually care. I have alot of non white friends. Immigration can't go on forever though for obvious reasons. I'm pretty sure europe will close itself from immigration more and more in the coming years. It already has to a certain degree.

What city?

Fuhgettaboutit.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sami_people

What do norwegians think of norwegian americans?

spoiled, boring... lack family values imo

Erna is ok for a mainstream politician. She's a bit too sensitive on some topics, but for the most part she's surprisingly reasonable and a good debater. She frequently destroys the left in public and exposes their hypocrisy when they try to attack her coalition, and she's done a lot to support and protect FrP from criticism.

the fuck is that

>transgenderism is encouraged in preschool.
We're not Sweden, you commie fuck. We rejected the gender neutral pronouns that have become common in Sweden, and there's very little tranny propaganda in Norway, outside of some far-left newspaper. Few people take that shit seriously, particularly compared to countries like Sweden, Canada and the US.

checked.

Agreed. The best thing we have for us is that Hoyre and Frp are together. We don't want to be a Sweden or a Germany where the only immigration-critical party is left on its own by the bigger "conservative" party.

did a nigger stab you?

God dag, ifolge Google.

the most important thing for me is to have a job I don't hate. My job is pretty chill, and in norway you earn decent no matter what you do. I have enough money and wouldn't want to do something less chill for more money. I will admit im a underachiever though

also Being in the military in russia SUCKS ASS

True. Sylvi Listhaug is also one of the best thing to happen to Norwegian politics in a long time.

Alright, will you hear a story?

So the boat is escorted by zodiacs through the fjords to olavsvern. Its unbelievably beautiful. A truck is there with a 60 hz generator, thats very good so we can shut down the reactor and go to town. Half the crew can leave at once but those of us in engineering must connect to the generator and shut down the reactor. So some time passes and then many people from engineering can go. At the gate of the base we must wait (thats when I talk to the guard). We have rented an 8 man mini-van to carry us to the town after 78 days at sea. When the van comes there 23 people waiting. One guy set off to walk town (10km) pick him up on the way. So now now 1 driver and 24 passengers in the van. In town the police immediately stop the van and everyone get out. He wants to arrest us for some violation we can't understand.

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Absolutely.

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ås, akershus

You can change your gender just by going to the townhall... Dwell on that. That means your 5 year old daughter will be in the bathroom and a 50 year old pedo who 'changed' his gender will be in there with her. Legally.

So there is one policeman in what looks like a vw rabbit. He is mad but just one guy. My friend tries to explain that if a US cop stops us and has no gun we will handcuff him naked to a tree. Luckily the policeman cannot understand. So the ship's navigator lies that he is the captain, tells them this is normal is US to have so many people in a vehicle and asks them to contact the ship later so we can go. The police man agrees and we can go to the bars.


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