Sup Forums, let's have a "if you cannot do this, you are not a man" thread.
For example: If you must play a video game every day for hours, you are not a man. You are not a man if you are fat with a beer gut. You are not a man if you cannot pick up a 400 pound sword.
What makes a man, Sup Forums?
Cameron Diaz
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Adrian Kelly
I can pick up a 400lb sword, but only if I'm wearing a Fedora and I grow a neck beard. Otherwise it seems pointless.
Elijah Anderson
If you cant be in a cold shower for ten seconds
This almost reminds me of sig threads, which I miss.
Logan Phillips
Jordan Jenkins
Follow your talent, stand up for what you believe is right always, and never EVER let anyone influence your thoughts, always think your own thoughts. Act on them. That's what makes a great man.
Alexander Evans
The power in his hands, his quest for glory.
Luke Williams
You’re not a man if you’ve not broken a girls heart
You’re not a man if you haven’t had your heart broken
You’re not a man if you haven’t been in a fight
You’re not a man if you haven’t had sex past the age of 20
You’re not a man if you secluded yourself from your family.
You’re not a man if you aren’t fit.
Jaxon Davis
Real men dont live by the words of other men or go around policing other men about what masculinity is. Faggot.
Jonathan Turner
If you can't beat your significant other, then you're not real man.
Brandon Cooper
if you listen to youtube ecelebs you aren't a real man
Nathaniel Cooper
If you have a micropenis, you're not a real man.
Jason King
You are not a man if you ask other men what a man makes.
Connor Thompson
If you're a real man, then you're not a real man.
Brody Cruz
If you drink dihydrogen oxide, then you're not a real man.
Ian Morgan
If you dont have a lot of tools you're not a man
If you watch anime you're not a man
Josiah Smith
>pick up a 400 pound sword.
The fact you think one has ever been forged is laughable.
Bentley Peterson
where the fuck did you get 400 pounds from?
Lincoln Ortiz
if you haven't sucked a cock, you are not a real man
Benjamin Evans
If you dont want open borders, you're not a real man
Ian Roberts
Read OP. He said a 400 lbs. sword. He might have meant 40 but even then he still doesn't know what he's talking about.
Levi Lopez
If you have a working immune system, then you're not a real man
Anthony Reyes
The OP shithead.
Austin Flores
oh lol
Benjamin Barnes
If you have sexual desires towards women, then you're not a real man.
But children on the other hand...
Dominic Kelly
If you don't fulfill your obligations, keep your word, or provide for your family, then you are not a man.
Matthew Cox
Fuck that. If you care about anybody but yourself, then you're not a real man.
Dominic Rivera
> 400 pound sword
It ain't shit until you dual wield 2 two-handed swords. What are you, a fucking rogue?!
t.Wizard Slayer
Julian Collins
WTF I'm A Faggot Now.
Ryan Ross
If you were born between the months of January to March, then you're not a real man.
Hudson Myers
If you don't feel like a man inside, then you are not a real man.
Instead, you are whatever *feels* right to you.
Brody White
If you don't have a Himmler body pillow, then you're not a real man.
Gavin Hill
I agree with most of this but I hate my family.
They are purple-pilled normies.
My mom had the tip of my cock chopped off when I was a baby and my brother owes me $5000 USD.
What do?
Lincoln Russell
You know what? If you don't kill minorities, then you're not a real man. Final answer.
Ethan Carter
Sigh, I moved away from home three years ago. Just trying to earn my way back before my mom and Dad get too old. I love them and miss them.