You are given the choice of accepting an unconditional gift of 5$ dollars

You are given the choice of accepting an unconditional gift of 5$ dollars.

The only condition: you have to suck this man off

Your actions?

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this is a great thread

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Option d

Great question

Offer up my turdcutter for $5 more. Now I just got paid double for something I probably would have done anyway.

5$ is 5$

Yeah I'd probably do it

DRUMPF BTFO

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Considering we will suck him for free very soon, it would be foolish to reject such generous offer.

>163510105

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>unconditional
>The only condition

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>israel

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Just accept the double think, like only regulated speech can be free speech and islam is the religion of peace.

>be me
>be a tourist in Barcelona, Spain
>buy heroin from a Romanian pusher
>smoke it with some fine French wine on a street
>all of a sudden a muscle cop stops you in the street
>muchacho, you look weird, let's go to the police station
>come on, confess you're on drugs
>the cop arrests you for being on heroin
>muchacho, you'll be punished, but you can avoid it
>how?
>pound my bitch cop muscle culito hard with you twink cock, I want to be your putita

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I know $5 is like a year's salary in Russia but in most other countries that's not enough to suck someone off for

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$5 is not a lot of money for most people

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Came here to say this.

The absolute state of pol.

Then it's not unconditional, you fucking moron. Go back to Sup Forums.

I give you 10 dollars to blow him twice.

Lol

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