WHERE IS THE UMARU THREAD

WHERE IS THE UMARU THREAD

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subs when onii-chan

Subs out but erai's can have some weird typesetting or font size, I guess I'll wait for HS.

Ebina's tiddies are too big! TOO BIG!

I love her so much!

Subbus now

HERESY

Ebina's tiddies are just great. If anything Kirie tits are too small.

More than a handful is a waste

And less than a pinch is useless.

watched it like half an hour ago, subs in spanish. Are you saying we get subs before you guys?

NOOO ITS NOT FAIR

youtube.com/watch?v=33SoREohtFo
The video attempts to be satirical, but it actually reflects the exact autism level of Umarufags.

el wall-o hacer se mas el grande

at least Umarufags aren't as bad as bullyfags

just like the ova...

HS out.

umaru can't be satisfied with only her finger after she tasted oniichan's stick

Did this shit seriously get a Season 2?

Do japs really like ear cleaning this much?

Isn't that just that swiss bank manager dude who likes to attention whore through anime stuff?

THE POWER OF ANIME

I want to FUCK Ebina-chan's big, fat, sweaty titties!

They should not be still sticking shit in their ear like that. Just use some oil or saltwater.

ear cleaning like that is forbidden by the WHO. It makes things worse and could end in partial of total deafness in that ear.

I don't watch anime at all. Isn't that just for kids?

Dumb Bomba!

This .earwax is good for you, though for me it gives me internal pimples in summer.

But it feels good

Daijoubu Umaru-chan. Ore-sama ga iru kara

Ear picks?

Abusefag kill this fucking rat already

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Where mexiweebs download anime from now?
Is mcanime still a thing?

>go to doctor
>doctor tells me I have a pretty big build up of earwax in my ear
>they get some special ear cleaning tools which shoot pressurized water into your ear
>mfw it felt like I was getting brain fucked
>hearing after my ears cleaned out was super crystal clear though

Seriously next time you go for a check up, ask for a ear cleaning.

Why is the ED so good? Also, why was Slyphenford so cute this episode?

youtube.com/watch?v=rTZGtIoByTg

Is it just me or did the first episode have weird pacing?

holy fuck. this must be why i have tinnitus

ear cleaning is super relaxing though, 50% of ASMR videos are dedicated to even just simulating the sounds of ear cleaning

I thought it was for incest sex foreplay roleplaying practice.

WHEN WILL ONII-CHAN NOTICE EBINA

How do you know you need ear cleaning? I think I regularly clean mine, but I have shitty hearing as far as my coworkers can say.

When your wax turns solid orange.
Orange is fine as long its not solid.

Earwax turns orange?

How long does that take? 6 months?

>tfw you aggressively clean your ear to the point you're sure you stretched out your right ear canal beyond repair

depends, for me it takes a few weeks.
Last year though when i was in the welding shop my friend and I were at the quench tank and he got the air hose and max blasted it right in my ear. Shit plunged that ear wax all the way down my canal and i was deaf in my right ear for a month until i went to doctors and it took them 3 hours to clean it out.

If you're not asian or native american. We get gray, flaky, harder earwax versus everybody else getting the soft/orange kind.

This is the weirdest genetic difference that I didnt learn about until I was like, 23. I had no idea white people had different ear wax

>pull of nice big piece of earwax with a cotton swab
>sniff it
>crush the earwax by rubbing it between my thumb and index finger
Anyone else do this? Shit is so satisfying.

nigger what? my earwax is orange and i am
>a fucking white male
you got some explaining to do

???? thats what user said

My earwax doesn't have color tho.
Fuck I might be overdoing it.

I sniff my ear wax everytime I remove it.

It smells like fresh fruit.

Spanish subs always come out sooner than english user.

>desu wa = indeed

I don't think I like this translation but I can't think of a better one

oh fug he did
please no bully, all welders are retards

Ahhh you fucks. I was looking forward to seeing serious Sylphin but you hacks BEEFED IT.

>ebina is literally me
no wonder I hated her

only if you're a retard, I use earpicks and I can clean out my ear, I imagine the people who say this just pump their ear like autists

Is Ebinia bulimic?

mobile.twitter.com/pKjd/status/919790195158892544

Ah well. The manga went nowhere anyways. She had a good run.

as long as we still get ebina's journey to winning the taiheibowl it's all good

Nobody's stabbing their earhole like they're fucking their first pussy you dweeb.

I wasn't comfortable to ask but
Is she humping her brother's face here?

This episode produced some quality memes

>Umaru selling well because people love hammers
>make her hang out with friends as normie Umaru for chapter after chapter
>end manga when you have a chance to redeem yourself with S2

Sankaku Head gets on my fucking nerves.

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Sequel basically confirmed.

A nugget falls in love with her geimu.

Unable to play it, Umaru is gifted by a deus ex machina with the geimu's console. Never minding the strange controller, she immediately plugs it in, and is overjoyed to find out that the geimu works.

But, the next day, when she tries to play the geimu again, she finds that her save is not there. After some investigation, she finds out that the geimu she played yesterday did not save because she didn't have a memory card. In fact, she needs to buy a memory card online in order to save. So she does that.

Hijinks ensue as she plays the geimu every day after school for 4-6 hours, eating junk food and drinking excessive amounts of carbonated beverages. While she plays geimu, DRAMA ensues as her onii-chan tells her to stop playing and come eat dinner or have a bath instead and question the NATURE of HIMOUTO and GEIMU.

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KEIT-AI FINDS A WAY

毛糸愛は方法を見つけます

KEIT-AI TROUVE UN MOYEN

KEIT-AI FINDET EINEN WEG

KEIT-AI TROVA UN MODO

KEIT-AI ENCUENTRA UNA MANERA

毛糸愛找到了戏路

게읻애 항상 길을 찾습니다

KEIT-AI BIR YOLUNU BULUR

KEIT-AI ZNAJDZIE SPOSÓB

KEIT-AI TROVAS MANIERON

קייט-איי מוצא דרך

They stream, too dumb to download
Spicsubs are awful though

Already a thing.

youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/Keit-AI-Tomoyuki-x-Seiko-Keit愛-奉文-x-聖子

Reminder that Keit-ai found a way to IMDB.

imdb.com/title/tt5784504/releaseinfo

the OP sucks and it hasnt really been funny yet.

Hope it isnt like New Game s2.

Every once in a while I pout hydrogen peroxide in my ear. Clears out the earwax without damaging anything.

I still can't believe people watching this.

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someone post ear cleaning in high res

Got a cat? Give em a whiff of it, it turns them fucking crazy, they'll lick like crazy for that wax

T S F
S
F

youtube.com/watch?v=s6acAkDvZU0

I wonder how profitable it is to mass manufacture Umarus.

>asians have dry earwax
Ahahaha

ear cleaning
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No. How could we let this happen?

I guess we'll get a farewell s3 to close it out, but wow this is gonna hurt

there's an additional announcement to go, so don't get so down user

>oniiiii-chaaannn buy me geimu
FFS

No way it's ending for good. The reason it got a s2 is because people bought all the nug merch. They're not gonna stop printing money

What the actual fuck

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It was pretty popular in both Japan and the West. It's all Sup Forums talked about for months on end.

I'm not sure why this is surprising...?