Be bongshit

>be bongshit
>go to buy refreshing beverage
>"oi m8, where's you're diet coke licence?"
What do?

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What the fuck is wrong with bongs? Can they buy anything without a licence?

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Get a butter knife an do a suicide by cop.

This is actually pretty sad my fellow mongol.

>BIN THAT DRINK

>suicide by cop
But they carry whiffle bats though...

IT'S NO JOKE
BIN THAT COKE

>Dont drink the dangerous caffeine but feel free to select from any of our other chemical filled crap products that are likely going to give you cancer and put you in an early grave

Supermarket virtue signaling is the worst.

They're more savage than the land ov free.

call bs as i have seen these signs at energy drinks like redbull etc and never coke. not difficult to move a little tag like that and claim otherwise. I could be wrong but i seriously doubt it

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Coke are coming out with a caffeine free version soon. Maybe there is a link.

Am I autistic?

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didnt take 2 secs to look it up

bbc.co.uk /news/uk-43287125

sue.
isn't age a protected class? (like gender, race, etc.)

just nuke us. i'm begging you

My baby needs cigarettes.

>posting with that ghastly flag
>probably butthurt krautcuck not allowed to show patriotic tendencies so instead wanks over the EU
>thinks selling poison to children is good

Really made me think

But this is an EU-mandated law.

although I believe in freedom, that's actually a good law for idiots, caffeine stunts growth and fucks up your brain.

This isn't new desu i remember getting I.D for an isotonic drink 10 years ago, i was 16. Doesnt really stop anything, just have to go a corner shop

What the fuck is wrong with you Britain? Jesus.

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This is not a law it’s a voluntary agreement by major supermarkets and doesn’t include coke, only energy drinks like red bull.

what i mean by that is products have to, by law, be restricted countrywide for age groups.
tabacco and alcohol is.
but a store can't just start saying: "oh we just start to sell product X only to group Y".
that's discrimination.
Like the bakery that got fucked for saying "we won'r bake a gay wedding cake".

groceries.morrisons.com/webshop/product/Red-Bull-Energy-Drink/212476011?from=search&tags=|105651¶m=redbull&parentContainer=SEARCHredbull

Kek

Not nearly enough

I hope that’s not what you look like

The koran

This has to be a comedy sketch.
>guy in streets
>holding plastic butter knife without even a serrated edge
>threatening himself and others
>people milling about unmoved
>police show up
>begin pummeling suicidal guy with foamed plastic bats
>poking and pounding until he collapses on the street laughing and puking
>horn blows
>micro car shows up with radio flyer wagon in tow
>police throw puking man into wagon
>leave on roller skates
>man gets charged with puking in public
>throw him in a meat grinder

>Implying idiocy stops at 16

Is the UK an Andy Kaufmann prank?

Britain in a nutshell desu.

no, but the dog is

It's not the law. Just supermarkets virtue signalling, sucking Jamie Olivers cock

>I want children to drink caffeine (a central nerve system stimulant) and massive amounts of sugar
Why are you complaining that a private company stop selling harmful and addictive products to children? There is enough fatties in the UK already

ok, so kids can't buy energy drinks in UK?

LMAO

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>poster has europe flag
>text in picture is english
best guess for the picture is england.
have you seen the english police in action? the webms?

you're "lucky" if they even give you a scratch.

>meme flag

My baby needs pornography.

Jesus Christ

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Absolutely nothing wrong with this, and in fact - I applaud this country for taking another step forward in taking highly caffeinated drinks from the hands of jumped up, nasty little chavs.

NO CHILD needs an energy drink.

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I don't think he's complaining, just pointing out that it's actually breaking a law, but no one will care because there is no virtue points in championing this.

not like kids need energy drinks

>wider than you, muhammad

No use trying to explain it to to the colonials mate, let them have their little chuckle.It's not really hurting anyone.

When all's said and done, they will never belong to the country that created the greatest empire in the history of the world

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You're right. I should've made the bats squeak.

you'reeeeeeeeee?????

>suicide by English Bobby
you're going to be disappointed

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>meme country

This but unironically.

Everything in this is perfectly true, but you've missed out the health and safety impact assessment that has to be carried out at each stage.

You have got to be fucking shitting me.

Americans will defend their constitutional right to sugar-water with their lives.

checked

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>Why are you complaining that a private company stop selling harmful and addictive products to children? There is enough fatties in the UK already
because it's the freedom of the person to decide what's good and bad for him.

>hnngh, please give us more restrictions.
no, let people buy drugs and shit, either have it done in a controlled manner like any (medical) drug out there. or just let people die from their drug use.
World is overpopulated anyway.

I think pornography is also restricted to 18+ by law. Still might be different for each country and would have to be looked up.
though still questionable if it's actually rightfull to decide that for people.

I'm not being ironic, I've worked in small local supermarkets like the Co-Op and once these kids get a couple of Boost energy drinks down them they are outside the shop hurling insults at people, running around and screaming, throwing things and loitering in the aisles of the fucking shop.

Plus kids take these energy drinks and then disrupt classrooms and the education of others whilst making them vastly fat.

Caffeine is addictive. Caffeine is bad for you and is the worst stimulant. Children do not need this much caffeine ever.

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They should all be ashamed.

Didn't they have sugar tax in some state?

Brilliant. Bobbies are scared of nignogs. Learn the US way and kill them on sight, dummies.
youtube.com/watch?v=NjBmrHPONt4

>caffeine is the worst stimulant

U wot

Crack and amphetamines are just a walk in the park.

Fucking THIS. Sodas are the sugar devils device. I bet that if all Americans stop drinking this toxic monstrosities, half the country wouldn't be obese anymore. Fuck the sugary Jew get

police are on their way

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literally just Berkley and it hmm worked ???

>Being nannied this hard

tfw telescreen caught me with a knife in my home

Is it just me or is OP wearing a trenchcoat and fedora and holding a Japan?

Is gaysex marriage legal in britbongland by the way? Wanna move there.

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>worked
>people bought drinks from neighbour states
Hmmmmmm!

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Caffeine is a short, rather weak buzz with very little staying power and even less effect on concentration.
It's incredibly addictive and ends up leaving you tired and listless - it affects sleeping patterns and amplifies behavioural problems.
It also causes heart problems. There have been numerous cases of death with these drinks as a major contributing factor.

Whats wrong with being nannied? To clarify, whats wrong with having shit kids raised by shit parents nannied?

Take away my freedoms and you can fuck off, but not giving retarded shits more excuses to be hyped up energy bound shits is a good thing. Its not like the parents are going to raise them right.

soft drink sales still dropped 10% though

surely a reduction in sales means it worked?

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For fuck sakes, is that real?

Yeah, in the shops with the tax. People just bought it elsewhere.

I have never seen this before. Not once have I passed through a self service aisle and had a warning about that pop up. Fake news.

The children must be protected, you see they're not like mutts or slavs who you can just stuff with garbage.

>Well well well guvna, wot do we have here? Oi blimey, it's a bloomin diet fizzy wizzy! You have yah yer liscense? No? You avin a laugh? Looks like I'm gonna have to call yhe bloody Shariah patrol out now!

In certain individuals it may cause issues but that can be said for everything. I tolerate caffeine perfectly fine, my heart is fine and so is my sleep. You sound like an over dramatic poofter

Underrated.

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I like this

This literally has to be a fucking joke.

it's to stop them being fined by enforcement officers who now roam our city centres fining people for littering when they start getting rowdy after a caffeinated drink. Its for their own safety.

How long until they end up banning pork products because muh offended muslims?

doctor whomst

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>stopping kids from becoming fat little cunts
>imagine

"because it's the freedom of the person to decide"
Right, the freedom of the store to not sell toxic addictive shit to children.
"no, let people buy drugs and shit"
Alright, so it wasn't a meme then when the leaf said "my baby needs cigarettes." Were you the one booing in the audience?
youtube.com/watch?v=U2Nad1b_3yY

metro.co.uk/2017/05/16/boy-died-after-drinking-mcdonalds-latte-energy-drink-and-large-mountain-dew-6640250/

cspinet.org/news/documents-link-more-deaths-energy-drinks-20140625

dailymail.co.uk/health/article-59862/Three-deaths-linked-energy-drink.html


>YEAH LETS KEEP GIVING KIDS ACCESS TO THESE THINGS HAHAHA NANNY STATTEEE LOOOLL KEKOLD UK!!!1!!

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It's not even worth saving anymore

Hang on is this German prick trying to call out British TV? You come from the land out scat and golden showers mate, your country is degen as shit.

>rapefugee drives truck of peace into everyone immediately afterward

wanna know how I know you're American?

This thread is so black pilled, makes me wanna commit Sudoku

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So fucking be it. Have you visited your local Walmart lately. Thousand pound landwhales dragging their so called child, bloobs. If nannying is what it takes to make a human being out of those people, than I'll be the happiest nanny advocate in the planet. Go be a looser somewhere else now

Don't know what part of US you're from, you kight seen multicurtular places, or even live in one of them, but for me, a young man who saw a black man less than 40 times in his life, a man who's interactions with foreginers were only when I bought food in a vietnameese restaurant, the day I saw Londonistan for the first time was a shock. And I have to shamefully admit that at the time I was a 20 year old, brainwashed pro everything man, thinking that EU is the first step to slingshot our civilization to Star Trek level.

BUT

All of those indian stores that looked like from old BBC documentaries, those coffee skinned people dressed in robes not normal clothes, those mosques, those ugly faced somali women with strollers, those niggers, those black as coal niggers dressed like they're fucking rap stars, those ugly faced, fat briton girls. Nothing was right about what I saw, it' was like a Monty Python skech.

I've been there for a week, so I've seen only a fraction of the city, but what I saw wasy beyond my worst nightmares.

And that skech was made by jews and usefull idiots educated in jew infested schools.

Get out nig

Its the energy drinks making everyone fat. Youve cracked it. Its got nothing to do with anything else. Just energy drinks.

Do you need also need a license to buy a license in bongland? And another license to buy the license for buying licenses? Licensception?