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I have been marooned on Thompson island. current coords: -54°32'59.99" S 5°49'59.99" E
Running low on food. Now, there are only adélie penguins to eat.
Had to boost my signal to get this message to the repeater and colleague on Bouvetoya. Send help fast.
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Oh man what the fuck?
good i hope you starve, it'll be slower and more painful than freezing
OP is not only a marooned faggot, but a fucking moron for asking Sup Forums for help
Kek
>Had to boost my signal to get this message to the repeater and colleague on Bouvetoya. Send help fast.
And you posted on Sup Forums, huh?
FAKE!!!
Calling Norwegian coastguard, referencing this post.
Best of luck OP
what the fuck
should we call the police
HOW BRO. HOW CAN WE POSSIBLY HELP.
en.wikipedia.org
>"Thompson Island was a phantom island in the South Atlantic."
Is OP tripping through time and space guys?
larp debunked
I called the army. You'll be fine. In the mean time, sit tight and continue to blow yourself
wew someone almost forgot he had to pretend to be mean online
>there are only adélie penguins to eat
Do they taste good? Maybe there are some herbs on the island to give better taste?
useless threads are spam and deteriorate board culture. so fucking sick of you reddit newfags who think Sup Forums is for posting conspiracy larps
sage
?
that is not the same pic
Penguins
Pineal glands
Pizzagate
Curious,
How fast is the internet there OP?
Are you some sort of researcher?
Do you ride penguins around the island?
>Sup Forums
>board culture
Are you actually retarded
here let me post this on Sup Forums
>transmission end
What a fucking larp
FAKE
>board culture
take a look around you holy shit bli knullad du dumma tjej
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nice try, this island is a meme
the stupid ones slowly reveal themselves in time lads
shh
Put me in the screencap!
>How fast is the internet there OP?
rather good, it's were our penguin hacking squad is located
it is your meme though
tell me what is negative south, would not that be north?
>in all fields pls
>SRC
>sexually represented children
Nopenopenopenopenope
why is it still a norway flag? pic does look like it was transmitted by RF, but just doesnt add up.
at least i learned about a new island, to me at least.
Why the hell would you post that on Sup Forums just call the cops already mate
You want us to send 2D porn?
This pic is a good indicator of all the newfag flooding pol
>doesn’t hate niggers
>why even shitpost
>call the cops
check the flag
Faggots, slide and
SAGE
Yeah, it looks like a Martin 1 SSTV image
couldnt you have stranded on French Southern Territories
checked and kek'd
HOLY FUCK
Do you have a boat, user?
The coords don't work for me.
Also, there's a meteorological station on the island. Can you get there?
What really jogs my noggin is that the only structure listed there officially is an automated research station. So either OP is working on the research station or there is some sort of military installation there.
OP Is gonna die.
>gets marooned
>calls Sup Forums for help
bouvet is norway, we got some land around and on the south pole there. We did a lot of whaling back in the day, before the whales got to us in the UN
jews and whales did this
>Oh it's just a normal Norwegian flag..
>Bouvet Island
>MFW
what is this trickery?!
Situation Normal: All Fucked Up
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I have located a faggot. Coords are -54°32'59.99" S 5°49'59.99" E
Had to signal boost to get this message out. If anyone reads this please be aware that OP is a faggot.
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MESSAGE SENT AT 2018-03-11T16:32:53+00:00
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How did he solve captcha?
Maybe a goypass
It's over for him, penguins are poisonous
The same thing happened in the first of the antarctic expeditions. Your larp fantasy is done for
>penguins are poisonous
no but they are kinda stingy kinda like seagulls, not good food but it will do if you are starving. People have survived the winter on that before when jewwhales have fucked their ship and they get stranded
we also own 1/5th of antartica aka dronning(queen) Maud's Land
yeah, thats what i was thinking. i still want to send some amusing pictures out, but i havent gotten that far in my radio fun to do that yet.
neat
it looks beautiful, pretty sure op is larping. 4chin is not where i would go looking for help
dont eat their livers and you will be fine
stupid seals like to rub it in
GET OFF OUR WIRE YOU SON OF A BITCH
Umm....goy?
ez
If you think this board isn't for conspiracy larps you're fucking retarded
you're a faggot can't even larp coordinates correctly
or south georgia, new /flag/ rouse when
>1 Post by ID
A fun thread is nothing bad, the problem are the endless of bait of which there are always 20 of the same at the same time. I like this for a chance.
By the way OP you made a huge discovery without knowing. Penguins sre not known to live on the northpole, you probably discovered a new kind of penguin. How will you name them?
Don't worry OP. I'm currently trapped at 54°39'45.1"S 36°11'42.6"W but hope to be up and running soon. I'll pick you up once I manage to re-energize out dilithium crystals, or were they deuterium? Probably why we crashed in the first place.
Boosts Signal to send basic info in quick post
Anons ask him questions as if its a Nat Geo Special on Social Media
Do you think he can reply to every post?
Did you say you have penguins? Count me in.
it says he is on Thompson island, not bouvet.
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Funny how you can connect to the internet via radio, isn't it?
It repeats images of Fried Chicken, Eggs and Bacon, Turkey Sandwiches, and French Fries
Asks OP to find the Penguins
closer and closer to a complete list
Diethalamide Crystals
LSD
d-don't trust him OP they will just eat you.
Hoes Hoin zip 104MB DOWNLOAD!!!
i'll be there in 30 mins.
q predicted this...
>tfw spacebois will never take me on a wild space ride
The newfags just like to spell it out newfag as proven twice by me responding to you to spell it out because i’m a newfag
Thanks for the info. Would have missed it
Since you mention it
fun larp ruined by your fake photo
>wifi
>Nikola Tesla
>electromagnetic spectrum
>long radio/radio/wifi/long microwave///infrared/Visable/ultra violet/x-ray/gamma
Very interesting
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get the fuck off my 2D exclusive thread you wench
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and here I thought I was rare..
sent you a pm Sup Forumsanon
why do such bullshit larps threads get serious replies but when i post about the scanners and illuminati i get called larp?
because flags