/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - AVE IMPERATOR EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Tucker: Men In America pt1 3/7/18
youtu.be/QfuOtGLfg04

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump KAG Rally in PA 3/10/18
youtu.be/xWPpd1P1JvQ
>Pres Trump statement before departing 3/10/18
youtu.be/TV0kSKyB8qE
>Pres Trump arrives in Pittsburg PA 3/10/18
youtu.be/j44G79YcGpQ
>Pres Trump departs DC 3/10/18
youtu.be/BbfiJT1fpqY
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #47 3/10/18
youtu.be/cezI_IN0YI0
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis presser over Oman 3/10/18
youtu.be/tc35CJbGoiM
>AG Sessions @Federalist Society 3/10/18
youtu.be/EHbDG-fToOE
>SoS T-Rex recovers from EbolaChan attack 3/10/18
youtu.be/-4xJ4SfZvOQ
>SoS T-Rex pays respect to fallen in Kenya 3/10/18
youtu.be/7LywWrnX0HE
>Corey Lewandowski on F&F 3/10/18
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>AG Sessions on Tucker 3/9/18
youtu.be/YJ8EsZu81tY
>VP Pence @America 1st Event in Cleveland OH 3/9/18
youtu.be/Ah2D9bh8x50
>TreasSec Mnuchin on CNBC on Tariffs/Jobs 3/9/18
youtu.be/f2uJy8gw72M
>WH Video: James Powell 3/9/18
youtu.be/5IWE0CIyOqc
>SoS T-Rex comments on NoKo 3/9/18
youtu.be/NPmx5QSczxQ
>SoS T-Rex presser w/kenya FM Juma 3/9/18
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 3/9/18
youtu.be/NcAZygWkhsY
>DoD Video: JEDI program 3/9/18
youtu.be/3bBo_fVUI4U
>This Week @State 3/9/18
youtu.be/Eg-raVsZ47Y
>Jared Kushner on Healthcare 3/9/18
youtu.be/KYbovn9VYTk
>WH Video: Violence in Video Games 3/8/18
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AWOO

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Sup Forums is worst board

how come Trump can't spell correctly?

awoo to you good sirs

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you're not wrong
it's the new Sup Forums

>user, you dont hate Jews do you?

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>cant buy gun to protect self and home
>be 20 year old home owner

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Anyone follow Farrakhan Twitter? He's a hoot.

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Shills supporting one another. It's cute.

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Ruh roh

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So when are we getting the wall?

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KAG!

hmmm, I'm not seeing this working out as an acronym slogan.

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I want milkies

Nah, been keeping busy around the house doing cleaning and lifting today.

It's the only day where its slow enough here for me to do that

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Checked. Thanks for baking, Chinkers

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BLLLLUUUUMMMPPPPFF

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I did some cleaning myself. Feels good.

It’s funny how no matter the many differences between all races and cultures, they all hate Jews.

hooktube.com/watch?v=KrBuWXVEaiU

>State official asks a judge to force the federal government to give his state money

How did anyone even participate in this with a straight face

We got someone hooked on the Midwest.

>I'M NOT A FAKE INDIAN!!!

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There is a reason for it.

Chink baker needs to come down and get his trash.

Nebraska!

Good job, you slick devil!

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ya boi here homies. give a holla

I sincerely believe the heritage test is keeping her away from running. IF she was indeed an American Indian she would have taken the test to run.

for the Heatherbong

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Pretty sure America has a fuck load of weapons that can destroy this motherfucker if it decides to fall here, especially in the Midwest.
Hell I have like 30 nuclear missile silos around me. Go ahead and fall, nigger. I could use a fireworks show tonight.

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Whites and spics on turbo

>There is a reason for it.
Yeah, 109 anti-semetic nations are to blame

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theres something really off putting about this for some reason

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>ruin a beauty by shopping pigshit

Nice digits !

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It might be the eyes

did anything happen with this? I haven't seen anything about his response

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I told the Bulgar Wyoming. Big and no income tax. Plus, better a Slav than a Joemanian.

If Republicans lose on Tuesday, I'm going to become fairly blackpilled.

Do not post sexy women, I will not succumb to those seductress's of evil

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MAKE AMERICA GREATER
MAKE AMERICA EVEN GREATER

Slavic justice sucks.

Totally bullshit
Every 18 year old should vote against any gov taking their right to self defense while expecting them to possibly defend the gov

Hey trump bros, need some advice. The girl I have a crush on called me last night around 7:30 and asked me to pick her up so we could hang out (small rural town, one of few kids with a car). I thought it was finally going to happen. We went to Burger King, spent like 25 minutes there then she asked me to drop her off at another guys house. Worst part is this other guy is a soy boy liberal always talking about moving to he city. And this girl is a trump supporter!

I think I got used. What do I do?

I think its the eyes

White man will leave for Mars in 2019.

But first, we need to form a constitution for Mars.

Give me your best suggestions and we'll send official recommendation to Elon Musk.

and that fucker who created Google Captcha deserves to die a horrible fucking death

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Fake and gay.

I'm sure it'll go through a number of iterations, similar to how the OG TrumpxPence logo did.

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Not sure about Todd's response but there's been typical muttering in the media. They just act shocked/offended and move on

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in many European countries there are statutes that identify overuse of defensive force and criminalize it and give punishment for it.

IE. you can't shoot a Russian stealing your bike.
you must apprehend him by hugging or some shit

We are serfs

yeah you're right, I still saved it though

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kill yourself then. becoming up and down like that means you need meds

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Giant Trump statue when?

>Freaking out

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Did you hear about that case where a man broke into a house, fell into a glass table, and the burglar sued the homeowner?

We have to build a wall to please the Omnissiah and keep the space niggers out.

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>cucked by a liberal city fuck
absolute cuck

>be space debris
>fall in Detroit Michigan
> miles of empty houses destroyed no casualties
>looted by niggers for scrap to buy crack
>mfw

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this is a good one, I can definitely use this

>Not sure about Todd's response but there's been typical muttering in the media. They just act shocked/offended and move on

Tapper commented on it, saying Trump personally can attack journalists like that, but as President he shouldn't.

So it turns out Obamaleaf was right... Obama was actually a great president and you retards were too low IQ to notice.

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He understands on an almost intuitive level because he essentially is Charles Foster Kane
Except he waited till he was older to turn to politics and survived the scandals meant to bring him down
The only reason he couldn't completely understand it is he is Kane if Kane never lost

We're trying to figure out where to put the face, calm down man.

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Right to weapons, guns or melee weapons, for man and woman

>t. obamaleaf

what if the chinese station is just a coverup for a hit-first nuclear strike

>Obama did a ton of great stuff guys, its just all hard to notice we swear!

any white person still voting democrat deserves what they get

great news

>it's the new Sup Forums
It's the /old/b/ user. Since 2014 this board became the staging place for the old Sup Forums crowd, the final point of their diaspora when the old inhabitants left due to Sup Forumsharbor

> t. Obamaleaf

>that article
Wow user thanks for posting that, I haven't had this good of a laugh in a long time
>To be fair, you need to have a very high IQ to understand Obama's fiscal policies...

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BRING IT. Cheap knockoff chink shit can't hurt any decently built Michigander home.

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It's funny, because that's exactly what would happen.

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I've got sunscreen.

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see what you can do

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I love how they can literally call him a Russian spy and compare him to Hitler but god forbid he defend himself

>IE. you can't shoot a Russian stealing your bike.
>you must apprehend him by hugging or some shit
>We are serfs
Bylat.

>struggling economies
>invite Jews in to fix it
>they do and built an immense amount of wealth
>angry mobs kick the Jews out to take what they had

That's the story my dad told me anyway.

No kidding? Tapper is an odd bird, man. I wouldn't have expected his reasonable side to come out for this

this guy hates china with a passion

This Jewgle Catpcha is a piece of fucking work. I hope the fucker dies through nerve gas

Won't it just burn up in orbit?

fuck off Elon dicksucker

As someone who voted against him both times, id say he did alright.
Looking back now it's probably for the best we avoided crazyass McCain

maybe, maybe not
there seems to be enough metal in the structure itself that it may not completely burn up before impact, that's why all the space agencies are concerned

>Won't it just burn up in orbit?

They expect like 40% of it to survive re-entry and crash

Logout from any google service you have. It goes from "7 screens of cars ans bridges" to "this do not need verifying"

>WE WAS SPACE KANGS N SHIT

Doggo Heather is BEST Heather!

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Ok, I'll send some of my countrymen to clean up. Would they get shot by the niggers though?