Slavs came from the stars

It was only after we landed that we force evolved native Neanderthals into Germans to serve as slaves who then rebelled and escaped into the wild.

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Id believe. Dated a ukrainian girl for a while pretty sure she had magic powers

It was unreal

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that or we never wrote anything down to preserve history

then again, the greek did lie a lot in theirs

>Slavs taking wewuz to new levels

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Fuck off

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WE

legit
And their king was called Serbon and the Queen was called Kroata. They had 3 children Ruslav, Polak and Czechi

Still more believable than the "Kangz" maymay

t.dinarc, i knew my blue eyes were from outta dis world

>getting betrayed by your own golem
Slavs are Jews confirmed

УAЗ

Slavs (named so due to their history and status as slaves) were taken by the romans because they were hardy fuckers that lived in swamps, singing, happy as fuck, could go days without food, never get sick, top dollar. The slavs then asked the white pirates (nordics) to be their kings. They did. Those are white russians. The rest are from that old neander human stock.

Q predicted this

you mean gods gerting castrated by threir sons has nothing to do with them?
sad, it would explain alot

>Slavs
>Slaves

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tfw Turboslav thread

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This is epic :D
Actually we didn't need to write anything due to our enhanced psyonic abilities to transfer knowledge telepathically.

We need slav nationalism

GAS THE KRAUTS
RACE WAR NOW

There is tons of lost archaeological stuff in Slavland.

This has future.

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You will not tell us what our ethnic name means.. you arab rape baby wannabe roman.
>Slava = Glory

reason why slavs didn't left almost nothing behind because in that time slavs lived in forrests and swamps, so everything rotted away.

BYLISMY ALJIENSZ Z KURWAA

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This, hyperboreans were ancient slavs

wrong, SlavA is the root word and it means GLORY

hello Satan!

No. There are books to read on this subject, you know.

>Yakuobvich

And the three children raped horses and cows, thus creating the Southern European peoples.

>Wakandastanya

Hitler considered you Slavs to be inferior.

So just shut the fuck up.

slav=slave

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