>Stockpile Irn Bru because you fucking hate the new shit
>Cunt behind counter takes your 6 bottles of the old shit you took cause its on sale, and says hell be back, gets a 6 pack of em
>Like a fucking retard, not seeing his dastardly scheme I accept, and take the 6 pack, believing him to be being kind.
>Get home
>Been about a week because ive been rationing
>Open 6 pack
THE CUNT GIVES ME THE NEW SHIT, I'M ABOUT TO LOB THIS THROUGH A FUCKING WINDOW
Pic related. Thats the irn bru
What the fuck is im bru?
I tried that once, and it was awful. Tasted like someone mixed a random concoction of artificial flavoring.
bottled irish piss (srs)
The best fucking drink ever made. And because the UK are making Sugar and Caffeine illegal they reduced the sugar content. Tastes nothing like it did. Fuck Theresa May.
Tasted like artificial banana flavoring to me
Fuck you.
Fuck you too. As if coke doesnt either.
Stop drinking Irn Bru, you ned.
>Cunt behind counter takes your 6 bottles of the old shit you took cause its on sale, and says hell be back, gets a 6 pack of em
Did that make sense to you?
bubblegum soda
It's a pop with a very greasy feel to it and a taste of debatable quality.
>tfw can't drink irn bru cus i'm doing keto
>tfw the diet stuff tastes horrible
Fuck it, ill start on Ket tomorrow if that shit makes the pain go away. If sugars illegal might as well go all the way up to Class B
It is indeed a horrible drink
Boomer detected.
I tried Irn Bru once thinking it'd be gr8
tastes like shit, tastes like Big Red but even worse
this basically but you can feel the chemicals in your bloodstream
The fucks big red?
Sounds gross.
Overly sweet carbonated artificial beverage.
Like every fucking carbonated beverage then?
what the fuck are you supposed to do with it i dont know wtf ,you clean chrome with it or clean floors ????
m8 what are you talking about? did they change the recipe or something? i've got a crate of 24 cans left in the garage
Yes.
>this basically but you can feel the chemicals in your bloodstream
So true. It felt like you are drinking the waste coming out of a candy factory.
Fuck up, you cant even chew gum
Don't be silly, she's not banning sugar of caffeine. Maybe for under 16's, are you a little boy?
the whole sugar thing isn't bothering me, I always liked diet irn bru
full sugar drinks are so sweet to me the come back up faster than it went down and i projectile vomit foam
Yes, they removed half the sugar and replaced it with aspartame, tastes like shit. Its weird actually, sometimes you can taste it, sometimes you cant.
Sugar tax, cunt.
i'm sorry m8, i hope u can get some of the older stuff to enjoy. hope they change the recipe back. it's only because of scotland i bet, deep fried cigs, mars bars and lots of obesity. blame leftists
Wtf have they done to Scottish Trocadero?
There's a new irn bru? What? Care to explain?
You sound like a rough Scotsman, they're the only sorts who drink this rubbish. Your types shouldn't be allowed sugar anyway.
Finally some sympathy. Big daddy government needs to take care of the kids because 70% of Scotland is on welfare and cant be fucked. This country is a shithole. Anyone know of a way to make the new shit taste like the old stuff.
What's the American equivalent? Does it taste like 4loko or md2020?
There isnt one. Itll still be the old shit in the states if you find it.
I prefer D n B
Shandy is better.
Do you have Craigslist or equivalent there?
>Theresa may needs to take care of the nations children.
>Imposes ban on selling caffiene to under 16s and a sugar tax.
>Irn bru will be fucked if they stay at the old formula, switch to new one. 1 can of any type of soda would be at least 4 quid.
my best advice is to stop being angry about it and try to enjoy the new flavor. try drinking it cold from the fridge. being angry about it won't help.
either that, or find a new drink to enjoy? go to farmfoods and buy the trays of irn bru cans, that's where i got mine. it was like £6 for 48 cans. maybe they have the old stuff in stock?
I once bought some cream soda while in the US, it was absolutely delicious, so sweet and greasy and almost fatty in a way. Over here it's so bland.
Gumtree, idk
Irn Bru is not alcoholic
Unavailable here.
Your type won't be allowed to exist within a few decades, so who is the genuine loser here, anglo?
Post an ad to purchase cans of the old shit.
Nah mate im gonna lob it through the Cumbernauld HQ window.
>spelt it irn bru
>have to argue with friends that its spelt irn and not iron
>they dont believe me and try to make fun of me for spelling it irn
maybe a petition would work?
also consider most supermarkets have their own version of irn bru, try those?
it tastes just like Big Red
In the 1950s it was Iron Brew. But they got pissy because its not got much Iron in it and its now Brewed. Wrote a history paper on it.
That's nigger behaviour.
Irn Bru is wonderful.
Anyhow they must ban sugar entirely and start shooting people on spot for posession of sugar.
More harmful to society than all the drugs, alcohol and cigarettes combined.
We should just send them faygo
Caffeine is the single most destructive drug vector in all of society, and it will never be addressed.
Pff really? It's barely even psychoactive.
Fuck off and eat a big mac