/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - I KNOW HER WEAKNESS EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
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>Tucker: Men In America pt1 3/7/18
youtu.be/QfuOtGLfg04

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump KAG Rally in PA 3/10/18
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>Pres Trump statement before departing 3/10/18
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>Pres Trump arrives in Pittsburg PA 3/10/18
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>Pres Trump departs DC 3/10/18
youtu.be/BbfiJT1fpqY
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #47 3/10/18
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis presser over Oman 3/10/18
youtu.be/tc35CJbGoiM
>AG Sessions @Federalist Society 3/10/18
youtu.be/EHbDG-fToOE
>SoS T-Rex recovers from EbolaChan attack 3/10/18
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>SoS T-Rex pays respect to fallen in Kenya 3/10/18
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>Corey Lewandowski on F&F 3/10/18
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>AG Sessions on Tucker 3/9/18
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>VP Pence @America 1st Event in Cleveland OH 3/9/18
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>TreasSec Mnuchin on CNBC on Tariffs/Jobs 3/9/18
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>WH Video: James Powell 3/9/18
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>SoS T-Rex comments on NoKo 3/9/18
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>SoS T-Rex presser w/kenya FM Juma 3/9/18
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 3/9/18
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>DoD Video: JEDI program 3/9/18
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>This Week @State 3/9/18
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>Jared Kushner on Healthcare 3/9/18
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>WH Video: Violence in Video Games 3/8/18
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AWOOVEMENT!

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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The sexual tension in this movie is fuuucking insane
And they don't hardly even touch

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That was me lel

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and they hardly even touch* idk what happened there

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH OBAMA FOREVER BTFO

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YES YES haha

So this is the power of McDonald's Grand Big Mac...

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Awoovement!

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>peace in our time during the trump presidency
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED OBAMA EVEN THE FUCKING CHAOS PRESIDENT ESTABLISHES PEACE BETTER THAN YOU
i mean i wanted to nuke the norks into vapor but i suppose this makes for even better shitposting in the face of libshits

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Potentional happening. Not something you can really bluff about. Could be exagerated but things are looking a little hopeful for the Korean penninsula.

where is he?

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>Donald Trump’s victory shook him. Badly. And so Mr. Hagerman developed his own eccentric experiment, one that was part silent protest, part coping mechanism, part extreme self-care plan.

>He swore that he would avoid learning about anything that happened to America after Nov. 8, 2016.

>“It was draconian and complete,” he said. “It’s not like I wanted to just steer away from Trump or shift the conversation. It was like I was a vampire and any photon of Trump would turn me to dust.”

So mind-broken by Trump winning that he completely withdrew

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This is too good to be true. I want confirmation before I lose my shit.

Not gonna lie, I really want this beanie off the MAGA hat site. The inauguration symbol/logo or whatever looks pretty sick.

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SHOW ME YOUR VICTORY FACE

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Well why the hell not?
If NK gives up the nukes, releases all American citizens and promises to stop picking fights with South Korean and Japan, then sure buddy.

We can be Frens.

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Doesn’t mean shit. Media will just spin it as a result of Obama’s work or just some dumb luck or the work of South Korean diplomacy.

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>truepundit

IMPEACH THIS DRUMPFYPOO RIGHT NOW STORMY DANIELS AND MUELLER IS COMING FOR HIM I CAN FEEL IT WTF WHY IS DRUMPF DISTRACTING PEOPLE FROM HOW MUCH OF A POO POO PEE PEE FAILURE HE IS

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no way
i need to say a real source with some gook runes
holy shit

Hopefully Gitmo

>eating Blackdonald's
>ever

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While I hate mainstream media, we need a better source than a random twitter account.

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in the bushes somewhere.

>NO DAWNALD PEACE IS WHAT KIM WANTS! ITS A TRICK TO DRAG US INTO WW3!!

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Everyone should look into the Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy in S. Africa. They cut off contact with the students' families and rape the kids. This is a grooming facility.

>>Doesn’t mean shit. Media will just spin it as
Believe it or not, The American people aren't as dumb as they used to be 10 years ago.

The internet and redpilling really has done wonders. People don't trust the kike media anymore.

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is this her weakness?

Sometimes I get an emergency beef craving and its the only thing fast and available

who will they give the peace prize to instead of Trump?

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learn to cook your own burgers. cheaper, more delicious, healthier

Yes. Harvey and Hollywood are all connected to this

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kim jong un

> i thought you guys decriminalized all drugs a few years ago
Yes and the only reason it worked was exactly because the population is conservative. The social mechanisms of control (family, community) are enough for most people to steer clear from drugs but in the 90s we had an opiod crisis that took a heavy toll in our youth. It was pretty bad, shanty towns in the heart of the capital with young people of all classes shooting heroin in broad daylight.

The govenment took three measures that solved the problem

1) decriminalized all drug consumption and possession for personal use. That meant drug ceased overnight to be a police matter and became a medical matter
2) govenment cleaned up those shanty towns and resettled those people in town houses, spreading them out and separating the bad apples
3) government provided syringes, methadon clinics and safe shooting places helped those who wanted help to kick the habit

It only worked because the population is already conservative enough to have the usual social control mechanism to prevent it from reoccurring. It's also a homogeneous mostly religious population that have pretty much very few outsiders and very strict obedience to govenment.

who?

Is that the sailor moon skater?

It is.

The people who got rich off of screwing the US factory worker are sitting and laughing their asses off.
The biggest culprits are Apple, Amazon, and Walmart.
Stop their trade with China and 70% plus of the trade deficit disappears overnight.
It is an easy thing to do. China is not a free trading economy. They lie, cheat and steal and all you have to do is put a 100% tariff on all Chinese goods. The Chinese Communist Party would disappear almost overnight if a trade war broke out with the US.
Of course, Amazon, Apple and Walmart would suffer but who really cares?

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>Implying his presidency didn't hurt the party more than his "reticence" ever could
>Implying he's not the first and only president to be unable to grasp the concept of fucking off after his term is over

imagine never being able to touch your eyes in your entire life like how marine mammals have to do.

Shit sucks.

(you)

Clock Boy

i hope so, it would be hilarious

literally who

foxnews.com/politics/2015/10/18/north-korea-reportedly-seeks-to-end-conflict-with-us-with-peace-treaty.html
>mfw it's real

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AHAHAHAHAHAHA

TRUMP NOBEL PEACE PRIZE INCOMING

Kim & Moon

It is illuminated, Senpai. news.donga.com/Main/3/all/20180312/89051474/1

Hot Fuzz is still my favorite comedy movie of all time.

>#IN PEACE, 45
#IN PEACE, 45
>#IN PEACE, 45
#IN PEACE, 45
>#IN PEACE, 45
#IN PEACE, 45
>#IN PEACE, 45
#IN PEACE, 45


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You shitpost but, there's a reason he will literally visit Rocket Man before a UK state visit. Get your fucking act together "greatest ally".

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>2015
Also, I don't see shit here youtube.com/watch?v=aR8Fe1lTKHo

hold on HOLD THE FUCK ON
listen if an embassy opens in north korea it is going to be the hottest thing since canned bread
it's going to fucking incredible, fancy cafeteria, floating chairs, holographic waifus to keep your company while wait to meet with ambassadors, etc.
but beyond that it's going to have a huge fucking opening ceremony
TRUMP AND MELANIA WILL DEFINITELY BE THERE. i'd bet half the cabinet shows up. Mattis will be there. Pence will stare down China from there.
HEATHER WILL GIVE A BRIEFING FROM THERE
do you get what i'm saying? this is THE CHANCE you have to meet the all stars. START LEARNING HOW TO SPEAK KOREAN AND START APPLYING FOR A JOB IN THE STATE DEPARTMENT
ONE OF US HAS TO MAKE IT

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Been away since last night. Did Trump catch any shit for the "Low IQ" Statement?

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Dennis Rodman

>2015

I've seen you walking down in Chinatown
I called you but you could not look around

Why can't we be frens,
why can't we be frens

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Damn it, I step away for 8 minutes... Any confirmation? He'd still have to follow through but holy shit, President Trump truly is the God Emperor

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Spooked

Mnuchin defends Trump, thinks his insults are ‘funny’
By Marisa Schultz
March 11, 2018 | 3:32pm | Updated

BTFO

Mnuchin appeared on Todd’s show Sunday morning and was asked how he will explain these presidential attacks to his children.
“These are campaign rally issues,” Mnuchin said.
Mnuchin said he’ll tell his kids about the policies Trump is undertaking to protect the United States and its economy.
“He’s using these vulgarities in the context of a campaign rally and obviously there were a lot of funny moments on that rally,” Mnuchin said.
>Todd wasn’t amused. “Yeah, they were hilarious,” he said before ending the interview

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Love you Norge

Andre was a big guy

>1) decriminalized all drug consumption and possession for personal use. That meant drug ceased overnight to be a police matter and became a medical matter
>2) govenment cleaned up those shanty towns and resettled those people in town houses, spreading them out and separating the bad apples
>3) government provided syringes, methadon clinics and safe shooting places helped those who wanted help to kick the habit
>
>It only worked because the population is already conservative enough to have the usual social control mechanism to prevent it from reoccurring.
i've been meaning to ask you about this for a while but i always forget or it's not a good time
i completely agree with these policies. there are many states in the US that still have very strong family values and could operate like this. and i've believed for a long time that lots of drug abuse is a mental/medical issue and it's a waste of police resources.

SIX O'CLOCK COFFEE. WHAT ARE YOU DRINKIN'?

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THANKS OBAMA!

He probably knows more information than people that READ the new york times.

#INPEACE45

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No one knows what this is or what it says. I have a livestream of Korean TV right now and they aren't showing shit about it.

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bleach

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watr

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Thinking about popping open something from the cabinet

No more bull! Saccone for Congress!

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Guess what this liberal would be all about? This liberal will be about socializing...uh, um...Would be about, basically, taking over, and the government running all of your companies.
-Maxine Waters

If sequestration takes place, that’s going to be a great setback. We don’t need to be having something like sequestration that’s going to cause these job losses — over 170 million jobs that could be lost,
-Maxine Waters

Why do you think [Russians] hacked into our election? Because they have to make sure that Donald Trump got elected so that he could help them with what I think is a huuuuge deal, not only to lift these sanctions, but to take over, y'know, all of these Soviet countries and pull 'em back into the Soviet Union, so that they could have access it to all of these resources. It's clear to me!
-Maxine Waters

We do not have a crisis at Freddie Mac, and particularly Fannie Mae, under the outstanding leader'ship of Frank Raines.
-Maxine Waters
I don't need to say a word about this psycho. She does a great job of ripping herself apart.

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PICTURED: FIRST MAN TO WIN TWO NOBEL PEACE PRIZES

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oi ur 1 cheeky cunt m8 i'll give u that

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breaking open the new bottle of jack daniels tonight

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Fuckin' round-eye.

Coke

A-G'damn-Men Brother

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i would be so unbelievably pissed

i'm drinking a strawberry smoothie

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If this happens its over, he wins reelection already and his popularity sky rockets and would go down as one of the greatest presidents, not just in modern history, but the country's history.

So you stopped huffing petrol and moved on to drinking bleach?
NO DRUGS OR ALCOHOL.

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여보세요
yeoboseyo!

Whatever happened to USA spreading democracy like in the last what? 40 years? Seems to me countries are jumping on the chance to make peace during the Trump administration before a new neo con is appointed.

Whats going to happen when Trump is gone?

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MADMAN

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