>be billionaire business from the financial capital of the country
>get sick of corrupt politicians
>announce your candidacy in an election filled with political hacks
>go head to head with corrupt establishment woman
>as vote gets closer discover tons of back door dealings and shady business
>call it out
>opponent calls you a conspiracy theorist
>tells you its not rigged you're just loosing
>election day
>your opponent gets more votes than you
>however due to the way the system works you get more delegate votes and you win the election
>your opponent chimps out and refuses to concede the election
>but there's nothing they can do about it
>all you're enemies gnash their teeth in rage
>be Doug Ford
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Logan Reyes
Ontario is too cucked to elect Doug.
Dylan Harris
doug and rob ford were billionaires?
Hunter Torres
don't know if they that rich.. millionaires at least
when Rob Ford was mayor, he donated his salary to charity, he never got paid anything by the government
Brody Flores
>be hundredthousandaire sleezeball from the cultural capital of the country
>get sick of people laughing at you for being senile and feeble
>announce your candidacy in an election filled with idiotic and yet still somehow far more competent politicians
>go head to head with corrupt establishment woman
>as vote gets closer discover that the tons of back door dealings and shady business that you did to get to where you are in life are going to be found out
>call it a lie constantly and consistently, even if it means contradicting things you've previously said
>opponent calls you a conspiracy theorist
>tells you its not rigged you're just loosing
>election day
>your opponent gets more votes than you
>however due to the way the system works you get more delegate votes and you win the election
>your opponent protests your absolute idiocy
>your party is so riddled with infighting that even when they control all 3 branches of government they still can't get a fucking thing done
>all normal humans and patriotic Americans vomit in disgust now that a fucking moron thinks he's King
>be Donald Trump
Daniel Thomas
He actually has a decent chance I think. The boonies will be on board with his Tory agenda and he's got decent numbers in Toronto and a ton of Chinese and Indians are on board, should be enough to pull a good number of GTA ridings. Not more than a minority probably, but he's got a fair shot as long as Horvath remains a non-entity, which will likely be so
Cooper Rogers
What were the corrupt dealings?
Jonathan King
the party didn't email voters ballots until after the deadline (mine included)
Ford learned about this before the deadline and raised such a stink that they grudgingly extended it two days. I got my ballot on the final day hours before the deadline and was finally able to vote.
He would not have won if he hadn't dragged them into court and forced them to extend it.
Carson Smith
He's very pro Trump too
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Evan Carter
The (((establishment))) will do anything to keep power.
Levi Murphy
>be you
>El Goblino Americano
You have to go back Tyrone
Angel Watson
>Doug Ford
kek any chance is this the brother of Rob Ford?
Asher Phillips
Yes.
Isaiah Butler
Yes, and that's why Toronto, normally shitlib as all Hell, will vote for him.
Carson White
holy kek. A cocaine-fueled mayor from up north that earnestly tried his best despite CNN putting his life on blast here in the US made me unequivocally root for him.
>RIP in peace Big Rob.
I hope the best Doug Ford. Carry the Ford name well.
Brayden Lee
>>your opponent gets more votes than you
Seven more years of losing. Best gused to it. Or feel free to end your suffering at any time. Down the street, not across the road, faggot.
Lincoln Torres
Only when you see videos of him in action do you understand why he had such unwavering support.
He was most certainly /ourguy/
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Noah Howard
Elijah Peterson
Matthew Rivera
Logan Mitchell
Jacob Young
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Jacob Phillips
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Isaiah Torres
Lincoln Hall
Cooper Reed
Michael Baker
Ian Campbell
I'm not from Ontario but I really hope he wins the provincial election, the butthurt from the leftists when they lose their lesbian globalist premiere to a Ford of all people. It'll be hilarious, please let this happen for the salt.
Brayden Taylor
ALL ABOARD THE FORD
Noah Torres
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Thank you for the memes, based leaf.
Colton Murphy
So tl; dr, he pulled a Trump without the memes?
Impressive
Austin Cruz
Gavin Mitchell
Ian Sanchez
Blake Roberts
Liam Martinez
Can i get a quick rundown here
Luke Cruz
Josiah Wright
>doug don't like she chief who lay with women
>doug will take her power and be new chief
Evan Lee
Benjamin Clark
This won't be a meme war. It will be a slaughter!
David Edwards
>popular vote
is this a real thing in ontario? or are they just copying the Hillary thing and hoping people are too dumb to notice?
Tyler Jenkins
Godspeed, Ontaribros
Robert Jenkins
It's how the PC leadership is decided in Ontario.
Wyatt Rodriguez
Something tells me that whoever did the memes for Maxime Bernier did the memes for Doug Ford
Gabriel Miller
That is pretty (((jewish))) of them....and they still got BTFO.
Jack Reyes
William Phillips
Nolan Mitchell
I can't wait for the triggering of the Ontario left. They're gonna love calling him Hitler. I also can't wait to see Wynne tossed out on her ass for genuinely managing to fuck up Ontario in less than 3 years.
Juan Watson
You can do your part. Meme Warfare. Rev up those twitter accounts.
Jacob Clark
omg my inside are aching at the though
Justin Sullivan
What could have been, we could have got the guy that took down a top liberal minister on twitter the other day, instead we got Scheer.
John Howard
Sounds a lot like 2016 desu
Jayden Thomas
^ be a faggot
Joshua King
Can you make a perfectly square version? I want to use it as my profile pic on Facebook and Twitter but it doesn't crop well into a square.
James Myers
Watch us shill
Xavier Johnson
Make a ford thread tomorrow and i'll do it, spent too much time tonight
Michael Parker
The ford family are like the saprano. fuck any one that says otherwise. read into it, they have had people killed over that crack video and have delt drugs themselves.
Levi Campbell
Will do, user.
Benjamin Scott
And we're supposed to care about that shit why? By all accounts his brother did a great job governing Toronto, could care less what vices or sins they commit in their personal lives.
Connor Flores
Who the fuck cares. Just send the bull in to the china shop at this point, that's all I care about. The economy here in Ontario is shit and my 6 year old daughter is coming home from school telling me how she learned about anal sex and gender fluidity. Burn it down.
Blake Foster
Daily reminder to use this for all new Ford/Ontario Election threads
Thomas Lee
Makes it even better. Big Italian population in Ontario, including me
Brandon Jones
My fathers best friends brother was rob fords best friend, i know inside info about the fords :D i also knew rob was going to die months before it was public
Matthew Jackson
memeing our way to victory
>because its 2018
Jackson Jackson
With all due respect, it didn't take a genius to predict Rob Ford's early demise.
Ryan Nelson
Meme Vets are activated for service!
Cooper Taylor
Vote Liberals! Long Live Justin Trudeau.
Landon Adams
You'll be so shocked to learn that the man who came up with the brilliant idea of teaching anal sex to first graders has been arrested for child pornography. SPREAD THIS nationalpost.com
Isaac Hill
So? It doesn't make their ideas and politics any less relevant? I'd prefer a cocaine sniffing leader who is open about it and actually cares for the people they serve than a virtue signaling megalomaniac who is doing her best to ruin the province.
Jaxon Fisher
good Lord that is some shameful shit.
hold tight, Leaf.
Joshua Thomas
Very good looking memes, play time is ogre guys
Ethan Thomas
Just now realizing rob ford died
Juan Bennett
in my dads words, he told me "he is done" in sept/oct
Robert Russell
Oh yes I know. I was warned about all this 2 years ago by the mother of my daughter's best friend at school. She pulled her kid out of the school and started home-schooling because of this shit.
Christian Cooper
so you would rather your kid smokes crack over being a fag. nice!
Cooper Butler
Friendly reminder to get your firearm license.
Kayden Walker
Nice contortion
Jeremiah Hernandez
Would not be surprised if the ford family made up the Patrick Brown sex scandal also to gain power. would not be surprised if the thread was being funded by the ford family. I want the Pc in power but not a hash slinging murderer .
Andrew Robinson
Soyboy alert
Noah Taylor
Doesn't Patrick Brown change his political standings every week?
Eli White
What the fuck? Where do you live? What school board is it?
Grayson Cruz
Can someone redpill me on christine elliot. Like specific good/bad thins she did/say
Grayson Stewart
Well if smoking crack is a choice and being a fag is a mental illness one may be easier to get rid off.
Evan Williams
She was a Liberal MP for years then 'suddenly' decided to be Conservative just in time for the election, then threw a fit when she lost.
John Miller
Fake conservatives on Twitter are blaming Russian hackers for based Doug's victory.
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Landon Rodriguez
The left is retarded no matter what country they are in
Aaron Gray
Russia can hack into Space
Jeremiah Diaz
lol greatest thing ive heard all day
Justin Gray
Old, but two people also unironically compared him to Voldemort years ago.
Oliver Price
Robert Murphy
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Chase Harris
>Be retard on Sup Forums
>Condemn Jews for destroying the white race
>Condemn Neocons for blindly supporting Israel
>So elect the most pro-Israel president in US history with his Jewish son in-law as his top advisor
The absolute state of Sup Forums
Austin Barnes
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Henry Cooper
There's a lot.
A lot of the nomination races which the people who lost took the party to court was over corrupt dealings that went south.
>We'll give you the nomination just run
>Hmmm we didn't think they would get more voters out even after we stuffed the ballots.