Hey 4channers. My name is Brooke Baldwin and I am a journalist. We think you guys are epic memesters and pranksters and we are doing a hot story on your gags and goofs. Primarily how you guys troll Facebook, Twitter, and Reddit to cause chaos and sway political opinions (xD Epic!)
Any comments in this post might appear in our segment!
PS: we think it would be "Epic Lulz" and woke af if you guys pranked Trump into losing the next election and got Hillary Clinton elected. Imagine how memed that would be!
Sage is the alter ego of Kek, the ancient Chinese god of dank memes
Camden Flores
if you ever post here asking us to meme a fucking satanist pedophile rape apologist into office again you wont like the consequences, go the fuck away she cunt
Lucas Anderson
Oh! Thank you! I will make sure the interns keep track of all your hip lingo xD
Nathaniel Fisher
>believing the completely unbelievable premise of a joke thread enough to get angry
I've got an idea if you really are Brooke Baldwin. How about you reevaluate your entire life because you're a soulless cunt who cares about nothing but herself. You and your entire network of subversive money grubbing cowards deserve charges for sedition. You lie daily, ignore important news, feign outrage, attack other journalists and outlets, lobby to shut down innocent people, doxx people because of memes, you hire crisis actors, you are all just pure evil. Nothing will ever save you people because you've already sold your soul for eternity.
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Brayden Hall
>Post on 4 Chan >Make bait >Respond from another IP to report on what user says. You don't even need research anymore when journalists can post anonymously in responses and use their anonymous posts as a source for a story! Cutting the middle man out!
Luke Davis
if you eat out my ass i will think about not raping you
Camden Cox
yah i only paid .99 for mine though i dont know why it says more now
Charles Mitchell
Some one try it yet. lolz
Joseph Watson
jews stolen Polish WW2 death count to justify creation of their rogue state of israel on stolen land international banking cabal is source of all corruption Kalergi plan is real and germany/sweden are almost finished with it
Levi Butler
This sounds like high quality bait. I haven't checked the comments yet, but I'll bet a million dollars there's a tits or gtfo in there.
>"Epic Lulz" and woke af Rumor: CNN reporter Brooke Baldwin said that businesses shouldn't hire military veterans because they can't be trusted with authority.
As someone who flys around 100 times a year for business and pleasure. I truly hate when I’m forced to watch clips from CNN being forcefed to the masses.
there are so many reasons to watch CNN ironically African Voices >see these niggers in suits with I-phones, they are totally same as you and me Markets Middle East >how about these fine hijab wearing women, they all have phd's and are totally not opressed. In fact, it is empowering. Van Jones >today I cry for X because of Trump again. Ban all guns. Anderson Cooper >look how gay I am. I wear black rimmed glasses, I r so smart. Also, breaking news, in Russia investigation... Richard Quest >look how British I am, look at my teeth, hand movements and listen to my over the top accent. Oh-fiddle-fee, Queen and tea, jolly good. that bald prick brother of NY state governor, totally not nepotism Christianne Amanpoor >how many newborns did she kill for their blood this week, can't believe she is still alive
Ryan Davis
you're definitely good at this tho. he has to be stopped tho ... just how long?
Please tell me your a poo. Because I read this with a poo accent.
Austin Brown
Thank you sir i was scrolling through the thread looking for this one
Joseph Evans
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Adrian Bennett
enough for the victims to escape and live another day before the absolute madman starts hunting them
CNN had 3 days pre set for Australian TV before the Port Arthur shootings which means it was a staged event by the clinton's CIA and OZ SOG. CNN could have stopped that shooting, but since it didnt ,is complicit and guilty for all those people Benny overbeeke shot. CNN belongs to the clinton's, and has a bunch of coke feinds working for it.
On the day of the rope I will make sure you suffer the most before you die.
Dylan James
i am willing to spill the beans on all of Sup Forumss very secret operations all i require is a few hours of hardcore sex with you at your local hilton i promise no anal you will be praising kek for days and wont be able to walk straight but ill let you see my entire pepe collection p.s. hillary will be dead from kuru by 2020 so that last idea you had is pointless
im willing to expose all the russian bots and how we hacked the election for a blowjob if you let me creampie you brooke, ill give up the beans on trumps collusion with putin and kek
This is either the gayest fucking larp ever, or this is actually a intern for this cunt. At any rate, I hope someone charlie hebbos your hq. You propaganda pushing marxists.
Lucas Ortiz
Less pancake makeup up you stupid whore
Levi Kelly
Brooke you know what are the two things that have never failed me in the history of this country?
