CHANCE

CHANCE

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So deep

Best girl.

Want. Need. Hold.

My new favorite meme is that Asuka likes BBC, if you love your waifu you would want her to be properly satisfied. She is German after all.

Fuck you, German women like aryan 6'' dicks

She likes Kaji's british broadcasting company

>implying they do
Look at Germany today, with it becoming a diverse country free of hate, This is a good metaphor for Asuka as an adult.

No, if she likes Chads like Kaji, then she has amazing potential to like melanin big cock. This is Asuka's destiny.

Checked. She will have everything. And when she can no longer stay awake, she'll have more than everything whether she wants it or not.

Asuka's destiny is to scream in ecstasy and hatred until 4am.

she really should have worn slutty panties for that shot.

Which ones? Details plz.

Well, they Asuka did say she would be like Misato when she grows up. So she will.

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You don't know much about Germany in 2015 do you, user?

see

Fuck off, I know you are trying to get a rise out of anons but women do not have interracial sex as much as imageboards want to believe

Asuka isn't tsundere.

Racist.

How can Asukafags compete?

You're right. She's not. She's a whore for niggerdick.

Also whenever she's sitting down and relaxing someone will pinch her and finger her the entire time.

More of this meme. Make Asukafags seethe.

She's the whore of babylon. She could send any man to an early grave.

Well ain't you just a cute little sheltered white fagget!

Guess what, faggot. In a society with government that protects women from responsibility and work, they're free to become degenerate whores, and they do. En masse. They don't have to be accountable for anything, so they fuck one night stands and then cry before the UN that they shouldn't have to pay for birth control.

Fuck off.

I hope this thread is ironic, because it sure is funny.

Blacked memes are the greatest thing to happen to the internet since baneposting.

Nobody can handle the truth wrapped in a good joke, user.

Reifag here. Please don't make more awful memes to fuel waifufag wars. The tranny v toilet thing was bad enough.

And that's exactly what makes a real woman worth even more. Or worthy of everything.

>awful memes
Well what do we have here.

youtube.com/watch?v=pTR9bRzdiNs

Its just a joke, and besides it actually gives Anno some good ideas what to do with Shikinami's character in 3.0+1.0.

what happens at 4am

But for trannypics all you had to do was post screenshots of Asuka from the show, because that's what canon Asuka looks like.

Toiletpics required asukacucks to spend hours slaving over their cheeto stained computer in gimp. While wearing their gimp suit.

Then Tyrone and Jamal rob and stab her.

All Anno is going to do in 3.0+1.0 is wank off Shikinami even more while still providing zero depth to her character, and probably involve Kaworu in some way. He's proven those are the only two characters he "cares" about, and can't even be fucked to write them properly. Just make them as appealing as possible and wait for the hikkobux.

Trannyshit was only ever one garbage episode where she was horrendously offmodel. Magma Diver is the absolute lowest point of NGE, and using that as the basis of a meme is an insult to anyone who uses it.

>he didn't like the tranny meme

You don't think he has some plan to piss off all waifufags in general in the next movie? Like giving Asuka a black boyfriend who is a WILLE employee. I think that would rustle alot of Asukafags feathers. The tears would be glorious.

Please don't concernpost, why do you guys have so much contention, none of the girls are worth waifuing

>Magma Diver

Why? what do you get out of other people's favorite things being ruined? Anno is an asukafag

She's allowed to go to sleep after she's completely exhausted.

Anno is the world's biggest Asukafag (and filthy nip hypocrite). He will wank her as hard as his tiny, hairy Jap hands can.

As someone who truly loves every Eva character (as a character, if not as a person), I find shallow memes like that distasteful. At least dollposting has some basis and opens discussion, and calling Asuka a cunt is true.

(You) why come to this thread then

>Like giving Asuka a black boyfriend who is a WILLE employee
But he already gave Asuka a lesbian girlfriend who is a WILLIE employee

Why is Rei so popular

It is just jokes

>At least dollposting has some basis and opens discussion
Yes, Asuka is a doll.

Because she doesn't behave like a sheboon on welfare

better be

Isn't yuri for the purityfags?

Because it would be funny?

If she's not worth waifuing, does she have anything to say to mutual rape?

It might be rape, but it won't be mutual.

You really do h8 yourself as much as the original, don't you. Deeply. It's never a joke to you. Beauty.

I like the way you think, user.

How worst can she be?

>ywn be dominated by rei

let's all admire asuka's early short hair design

That depends on the largest vibrator she can ram in your ass.

No

meh

She would have looked better with hime cut.

Reminds me of Hikari

I like the freckles. I guess they gave part of her design to Hikari. Shame.

looks like a gormless breeding sow

So she looks like Asuka.

Exposed midriffs are the sexiest things in the world.

>pale as snow
nice

All the better to BLACK, user.

>blacked asuka
HNNNNNNNNNG

You said something sincere in another thread. Something about a dream you once had. And you walked out without finishing what you wanted to say. Why is it that every fucking time I try to do something nice, you just hate yourself even more?

Now those are some RL Sadamoto hands and waist.

Without Asuka from Germany, everybody would be lost!
Her country is responsible for the HoloGRAPHIC MAP!

>liking pasty sluts
Hollywood will fix your racist shit taste.

please be real

Google it. It's not.

Four (4) Asukas!

we already got live action evangelion

it was called pacific rim

Mmmmm, four more whores for hungry lord Weinstein!

tsun perfection
Would lose my life over, one loop at a time.

more for the weinstein

this discussion is kinda Sup Forumsish don't you guys agree?

Would the whore want to do it in a Panther? Like sneak inside a tank museum and go crazy?

No, but she'd do it in the German National Mosque.

It could be. I mean, we already have nigglets in it, someone just needs to mention snorting jew ash and ground bits of the wall.

Not an argument.

HIJAB'D

>implying she'd ever want to hide her hair
Maybe add a shiny hijab to her plugsuit?

She's 13, not a woman.

she would do it for black cock

does anyone have the image of asuka with multiple different hairstyles

post it please if you have it

Maybe Shinji can just put on a black condom? With a Seele logo on it?

But doesn't Asuka constantly DEMAND to be referred to as an 'adult'?

Screenshot don't lie

maybe if he wears a gimp suit

>Implying Shinji could wear a condom

They all do, that can be reversed.

I HAVEN'T READ THE MANGA YOU DICK

>im-fucking-plying he doesn't wear one to work.

>This faggot didn't already know Shinji was a shorty

Well, he certainly does get fucked every time he wears a plugsuit