Brit Trigger thread

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Coca Cola is supposed to trigger people?

Got have i.d to buy a spoon if your under 18 and pic related.

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i doubt clerks enforce that policy
it would be like asking niggers for their drivers licence when they're trying to buy kfc

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>be british
>permit islamic grooming gangs to sell little british girls into sex trade
>deny right wing girls entry to briton, because they'd violate sharia law

Brit-bongs, explain yourselves

I know anecdotal evidence isn't real evidence, but I live in a pretty major UK city and I've never seen any of these 'High Caffeine' signs, or anything restricting the sale of plastic utensils. I'm genuinely curious as to where people find them.

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why would a bottle 'o pop trigger me?

its time to stop spouting century old memes hans

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who permits it? they are labour councils that kept it under wraps to not alienate their paki voting base that labour govt under blair brought in

its like saying lmao look at califnornia! ergo all texans confirmed cucked

EACH COUNTY AND BOROUGH HAVE THEIR OWN COUNCILS DUMBASS!

Nothing here is offensive in any way...

Even cola is being restricted? Kek.

I can understand those 'heart attack in a can' energy drinks but cola aswell? Also they've ruined pop in Britain now they've took a good chunk of sugar out of it, Dr Pepper is rank now and Irn Bru is getting the same treatment. Fucking busybodies trying to regulate junk food.

its for monster energy drinks,some kid drank like 7 and had a weak heart and caused cardiac arrest

if you have more than 2 cans of sips a day you are a plebian

Holy shit this thread is making me feel like I live under a rock. WHY IS THIS SUPPOSED TO TRIGGER ME?

Figures were probably recorded at a visit to the dentist...

i dont mind it,less sugar in the plebs means they wont be as fat which means less taxes on the NHS for gastric bypasses

We full 1984 here bois

That's because you guys don't go to the dentist so that's why its low.

we have better teeth now,its like me insinuating you live in the bush eating grubs or some shit.

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yes we do we have free dentistry here so there is no excuse.

anyway i wont be lectured on health by an amerifatt

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To be fair, monster probably should be restricted. Everyone I know who regularly drinks shit like that is fucking disgusting. I doubt any reasonably healthy person would shed a tear if monster energy was banned tomorrow.

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Free dental ain't worth shit when no one goes. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*Inhaled*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

cant you only fill molars

That's so weak. You're all shaggy from scooby doo. Or some other cartoon bollocks. Cheeking your betters cant be easy, mutt.
fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Mutt_chops

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I guess Orwell forgot the whole thing where Big Brother is a psycho Caliph.

DELETE THAT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK

Too late bong i'm calling the police

i have one 30 mins before the gym,sometimes i have one for breakfast to perk me up

but i just started shooting test ethanate and DBOL while smashing weights so im bright eyed as fuck when i start the day.

So glad I have FREEDOM in America.

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Still, a good way to fight childhood obesity.

Que Señor?

no idea,ive not been since i was a kid,ive just always looked after my teeth,i dont have a single cavity nor have ever experienced tooth ache.

Are you an idiot?
Why are you asking a shart monkey when you live here. No it's not real.
It's some shops taking advice from fucking Jamie Oliver tier nonsense idiots, it's not the law.

I think Abdul's extra cheesy meat feast pizza after a crate of Carling will still take care of that.

Also the NHS is a meme and probably won't exist in 20 years.

You know you have to be 18 to be here right?

because you can't use it without ID and certificate of good conduct

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Freedom to be locked up for life for 3 shop lifting offences, and to be raped by AIDS negroes until your dead.
Freedom to be gassed by the state.
That's if you survive the Simon Says.
Freedom to get 15 years for borrowing your mums car.
Freedom to obey dynastic untitled aristocracy of Freemasons who have zero responsibilities to the people.
Freedom to be fat and insecure.
Freedom to cry at any hint of criticism.
>Freeest of de free

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>Free UK dental

About as good as an Indian toilet.

What's that. A new superhero. Bitten by a radioactive chicken no doubt.
Sheeeeiiittt. We haz culture

It's just a weird thing to say. Copying family guy. Informed well aren't you.
Get some statistics on it.
Here's a statistic... 56%...

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>Don't look now Tubbs, its the amerimutts!
>arrragh. They're hideous.
>this is a local triggering

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>Abdul's extra cheesy meat feast pizza
>meat feast
>meat
that was your neighbor.

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OMG
how did I miss that.

it will cause it has to...whoever kills the nhs kills their party,its too powerful a wedge issue and its worshiped by the majority

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There is a difference between a brit and mutt. The mutt will fervently deny that he lives in a shithole while the brit knows that he lives in a shithole.

i dont have a license since i live in a city, that would be a shitty law since niggers dont live in suburbs

This. Sodas should be illegal for anyone under 21.

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Orwell could predict the evil but not the stupidity

Its for energy drinks, since nanny state has to enforce laws to keep retards alive instead of letting them to get a Darwin award. Its annoying because i use self check out regularly and now when i get a redbull for my night shifts i have to stand there and wait while some obese fuck waddles his way and approves it.

kek saved

Meanwhile in UK

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Meanwhile in Vietnam

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>BET Y'ALL WISH YOU HAD ONE OF THESE!
No seriously
I can't even fuck with them anymore
It's just sad
I just feel bad
It's not HUGE
>England
>Magna Carta
>Our Anglo-American heritage
Sigh
Poor Britain

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Or you raise your children like a normal person. Do you really need the gouvernment to take care of your kids because you are to retarded to do so?

nice one user.
>saved

>triggered brit
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