Brit/pol/ - Muh Russia edition

>Galloway & Hitchens: Putin did not order assassination
unv.is/talkradio.co.uk/news/george-galloway-vladimir-putin-didnt-order-attack-sergei-skripal-18031224786

>May says it's "highly likely" that Russia did assasination
unv.is/belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/uk/russia-highly-likely-to-be-behind-skripal-nerve-agent-attack-may-tells-mps-36697061.html

>russia says May is playing "dangerous game" regarding spy claims, Russia has denied claims
unv.is/afp.com/en/news/23/russia-warns-britain-over-spy-poisoning-speculation-may-readies-response-doc-12d9o83

>Tories delay porn ban / AgeID as policy collapses
unv.is/mirror.co.uk/news/politics/tories-quietly-delay-plan-force-12173694

>UK MPs call for RT to be taken off-air
unv.is/davidicke.com/article/462509/mps-call-kremlin-funded-russia-today-taken-off-air-coverage-poisoned-spy-story

>Motion calling for inquiry into Bercow bullying
unv.is/order-order.com/2018/03/12/motion-calling-independent-inquiry-bercow-bullying/

>Barclays bank boss windfall as Bank swings to loss
unv.is/belfasttelegraph.co.uk/business/uk-world/barclays-bosses-handed-20-million-in-shares-just-weeks-after-swinging-to-loss-36696727.html

>Tommy Robinson attacked outside Mcdo
unv.is/dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5486557/Tommy-Robinson-attacked-outside-McDonalds-London.html

>'Far-right' activists detained and refused entry into UK
unv.is/dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5490911/Martin-Sellner-Brittany-Pettibone-denied-entry-Britain.html

>Believe in the polls, they are accurate, begs grauniad
unv.is/theguardian.com/politics/2018/mar/12/polls-as-accurate-as-they-have-ever-been-study-says

>EEA exit deadline looms for UK amid confusion
unv.is/cityam.com/282081/brexit-latest-deadline-formally-quit-eea-triggering-article

>Attempt to remove Freedom of Newcastle city from Aung San Suu Kyi fails
unv.is/chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/attempt-strip-aung-san-suu-14401000

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=s3avvIXO7OY
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I say ignore their crimes.

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Fuck off back to /ptg/

4th for Karen

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Sky father dead
Sky father remain dead
Land tribe killed him
How us grugs eat berry, the killer tribe of all tribe?

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wtf didnt see that coming

If not a response of war fromm Britain, how about NATO taking it as an excuse to go full retard and send Poland to Blitzkrieg Russia?

>Boycott sporting events
goooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllll

First for boxed munch.

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em russhans eh?

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piss off yank

SHOW ME YOUR WAR-WITH-RUSSIA FACE BOYS

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>PM still thinks I'll fight for Britain against Russia when the Pakis on our streets are harming our kin and the State is protecting them

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lol this country is going to be a fucking warzone in ten years

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it looks like we did it, actually, it is hard to get or replicate this shit and Putin personally hated Skripal

Surprised the Russians haven't invaded these threads yet. Is it even in the news over there?

>tfw living in Britain in 2018

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it is already, a cultural war anyway, and we lost.

lol goodluck fighting on your own bongs

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JAMIE CARRAGHER

OYYYYY VEYYYYYYYYYYY

ATTENTION. ATTENTION. THE POISONING IS A JEWISH PLOY TO TEST THE WATERS OF A POTENTIAL BRITISH REACTION TO WAR.

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trumptards became so angry at the admittedly over-the-top anti-putin shilling that they became unquestionably pro putin

pakis will fight, kek, if your kin are whorish slags you will not make a good warrior

aye, em foreigners. cummin 'ere en killin are citizens. tha's not on thats not.

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Why the Russia hysteria? After all, Russia is your old friend from the wars

Funny early Soviet (during Lenin and Stalin) was ok, but the late Soviet/Modern Russia is demonized

Fpbp

I thing that gb is too cucked to respond too, so putin will get free points week before election

are you all fucking demented
no ones going to face conscription

ITS EM FOOKIN RUSSIANS AM TELLIN YA, BLOODY WELL BETTEH SHOW EM OOS BOSS ROUND EER, A TERROR ATTACK ON BRI-ISH SOIL, SHOCKIN THAT IS, COME ON MAY YEW DEVIL SHOW EM WHATS WHAT

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Severance of diplomatic relations when?

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probs this

Hes not wrong

>Funny early Soviet (during Lenin and Stalin) was ok
hahaha fuck of swedecuck

All I know is the streets of London are safe without that terrorist Lauren Southern prowling them.

You can be pro-Russia and pro-Russians and yet still be against them orchestrating attacks on our soil. There have been 14 (fourteen) such attacks since 1999.

The public genuinely doesn't give a shit, unlike the US where russia=trump and half the country hate trump

we hate bongs, our far - right think that usssr was crypto-colony of uk and they are reason for all bolshevik crimes, far left just hate em

Make it happen

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>33
>11
yeah basically confirmed.

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vladameer pootin is a dead man 'e is

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Start buying guns.

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Am i the only one noticed those BP female members are literally crying for War with us?

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>Tfw live in highlands

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GUYS

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That’s a haggis!

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>"no ones going to face conscription!"
>gets conscripted to fight against Russia while the Pakis stay at home and fiddle around
>pakis
>fighting for Britain
pick one

ppl here dont know it, they will decide that the uk is just a pussy and a vassal state

that was his plan, tbqh

>Brighton unscathed

So much for 'based' russia

good
you all helped choose this future desu

Amazing how much people swallow RT shit here.

>usssr was crypto-colony of uk

Wut?

>that was his plan, tbqh

I thought the plan was to provoke us into laying down sanctions so putin would get a higher turnout

what are you smoking you mentalist
ok what do you think such a war would actually look like? how would it play out?

Turns out Russians are as thick as pigshit, fancy that.

give up on this place now
don't end up like me

Explain. Why would he do it right before elections - 1. 2 - why would they kill his daughter? 3 - why did they wait so long?

if a war breaks out just say you are a bigot islamophobe, get thrown in jail, let muds and lefties die

>17 year old given 10 year sentence for series of acid attacks
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-43373719

Acid attack is intentional GBH, should be a life sentence tbqh

quite popular theory among our alex jones -tier ppl

GB used USSR as a nuclear sword at colonial war with USA

google galkovsky

Holy kek, get comfy

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>that stornaway feel

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you're right we should go to war with russia immediately over a spy getting killed by another spy

you keep doing these, I'm convinced you can't stop, he has infected your mind, when youre at the bank, when youre at the supermarket, when youre at your job, when youre lying awake at night, that voice will be going round and round inside your head, until it has taken you over completely

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VOTE BNP

The UK was a US colony after 1945.

BREAKING: GOVERNMENT SAYS RUSSIA HAS "UNTIL THE END OF TOMORROW"

Russia gonna take this as an act of aggression or something?

This was a circus. How is it acceptable to throw such wild claims on that level? I thought bongs were good at diplomacy.

ITS A DECLARATION OF WAR, A FOREIGN SPONSORED TERROR ATTACK ON OUR BLESSED SOIL
>muh soil
JUST LET ME TEXT PUTIN REAL QUICK TO CONFIRM ITS AN EVIL ATTACK OF A ROGUE STATE GONE ROGUE ON OUR SOIL CHEMICAL TERROR

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*awaits response*

>people ITT actually defending Russia

Absolutely disgusting

Nigga, we never lose.

lel no. no one in this country is going to fight except LARPtards.

Lads, how much overpressure can a deanobox take?

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meh, he was a double agent who gives a fuck

youtu.be/yAo6SNt4lLg

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kek

Fuck off you mug nobody is defending Russia

There's just no fucking way we're going along with this war

too busy being concerned with the few million invaders we already have desu lad

1. Because he will enjoy fruits of confrontation, while sanction response and proper investigation will take time and occur months ahead

2. Lol, remeber beslan, he don't care, cmon

3. For the elections, see p. 1

пиздeц ты, кaк нe в Poccии живeшь

Through the use of a fucking nerve agent in a British city

Fuck off

>spitting on a 14 year old girl

paedo confirmed

fuck off vlad

Lads...
nra.org.uk/

You can't give a minor a life sentence.

People get wrapped into narratives rather than pragmatism. Many ITT truly believe in a left and right-wing being represented by their parties.

this is assuming it was a thing orchestrated by putin himself rather than just the fsb, but the timing is perfectly conceivable - get random bydlos who wouldnt normally care about voting all riled up about the evil brits, and therefore turn out in droves to vote for him to defend national interests
not exactly difficult to spin in a country where half of the media sources are owned by the government anyway

>scapegoating russia
faggot

Why is everyone worried about the Russia situation? There'll be a few harsh words, a few sanctions, Labour will claim May was not hard enough on them, the Tories will laud May as being the slayer of russia and we'll be back to normal in a few months. Anyone who thinks there will be war is a moron. We're just saber rattling -and it's a rusty falling apart saber at that.

it already does. my neighbours give me strange looks, pretty sure they think I'm insane. I walk past Greggs and I think "mm nice sosig rol".
Had someone ask me if I was alright on the way down the stairs yesterday after garbling into my microphone.
since i started making them I have left my job and gone on benefits. i even like to drink pints when I make them.
can't wait till i cease to exist and all that is left is sosig.

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I wish Belgium had a T. Robinson.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=s3avvIXO7OY

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epic bantz
you're the best trip

Fuck up the ruskies! Take over the world! RULE BRITANNIA!!!!

This is the correct response.

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Has Russia Ever taken responsibility for ANYTHING its done over the past 60 years?