SOLAR STORM INCOMING

space.com/39706-a-solar-storm-is-approaching-earth.html
metro.co.uk/2018/03/12/huge-solar-storm-heading-way-gigantic-cracks-opening-earths-magnetic-field-7381400/

This wednesday, it begins.
expect a huge earthquake

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So you're telling me that Israel is gonna fire a nuke on wednesday?

nah, fried beaners again. maybe this time the capital dissapears completely like the lake that they drained.

Nice of them to give us a UT deadline.

Ahhhh, finally
＼(￣▽￣)/

IT'S HAPPENING

That would be pretty neat if the San Andreas goes ape
Just in time for all those San Fran residents talking about leaving

and nodthing habbens eber :(

It's 2012 all over again.

Gonna be another dissapointing G1 Storm. Use solarham.com and spacewather.com and watch yourself..

Even if it nails us, I would only have to wait 2 months for 90% of you to die. Then its life on easy mode, I can just scoop up all your shit and live in absolute luxury.

First article was posted a month ago so It's irrelevent and the second says that it probably won't do much other than minor satellite interference and an increase in aurora borealis.

Maybe next time OP.

countdown starts now
end it all, dear solar system

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I missed out on recent happenings due to playing on my 2dsxl so its nice to get back into to things with some exciting news.
Also I made some archives for you user
archive.is/R6Cro
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You just got to believe!

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I'm still dead from September 23rd

The we no recent CME. This is all fantasy

I hope so
END IT ALL SUNCHAN

>not even X-class

goddamn pablo you're wasting my time with this shit

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>see you in Arizona bay

WE GETTING COMFY NOW

>increase in aurora borealis
>internet's become infested with that shitty simpsons steamed hams meme

The prophecy came true...

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graçias, el goblino judío DRUMPF

Fuck yeah increased chance of aurora boringalis, have not seen those before... tell me when sun farts next x class flare

Fuck yeah cunt, hopefully it knocks out the power grid and sends us back a few hundred years, reducing the population and bringing the survivors closer together. Fuck the modern world desu

Sleep tight billy :'( at least the gym in the sky has a new boss

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It'll be nothing
Look at my post numbers

Eyes open. No fear. Stay safe everyone.

it will be something

just look at my post numbers

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Any coincidence that they are just starting to get CERN up and running?
I have seen how it can cause the magnetosphere to actually move from one side of the Earth to the other leaving one side of the Earth open to solar discharge.
This is worse now that I see this.

same. my virgin got eaten by a dragon

San Andreas time. Check em.

Biggest happening in years is gonna happen today

Nothing will happen

Screencap

This Wednesday? Fuck, I was going to watch Anaheim get beaten by the Canucks Wednesday.

Biblical Coronal Mass Ejection will happen. I guarantee it

Imagine being the sun and cumming all over the Earth, causing an extinction-level event? And then just chilling and being a thermonuclear reactor for millions of years before getting randy enough to try to cum on another one of your planets?

My actual face when I saw this.

I'm at "kill my pets" levels of shacking right now
It's been fun anons see you in heaven,

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Thanks Ben

Yawn.

I swear to God "muh solar storms!" are just MSM clickbait bullshit for views when breaking stories are slow.

Point to me during a time within the last 50 years that solar storms have had any effect on our lives whatso-fucking-ever.

Just like the last solar storm a few weeks ago in which absolutely nothing happened.

Are we all going to die? Please say yes

Yes of course.

Roll for happening

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Ides of March?

Neat.

always loved that sign off

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reroll

FUK, wut do where hide!

Except you only think I'm dead because I strategically placed my neighbors bodies around my place. As you walk into the kitchen a net sweeps you up. I slip out of the refrigerator, point my weapon at you, and say yum... dinner.

been waiting for the big one to drop for years now
total global blackout, radiation strong enough to kill a horse, magnetic pole switch, mass hysteria
my only regret would be I couldnt shitpost anout it on here with you gentleman.

Checked
>mfw it happens at 745 am on wednesday
>mfw I have some family there
>mfw I warned them to leave but didn't listen

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Getcher radio rig sorted. You can shittransmit with the originalfags.

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just like the one in september?

Welp, checked.

Praise Kek this should be fun.

>Roll for happening
happening roll

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Save me from this cancerous Sup Forums, O solar storm.

A massive solar storm would mean no electricity for years. KEK willing.

>what is the magnetosphere

An intermedium to control the weather in order to direct the sky rivers in the WWIII over water.

IDES OF MARCH
Also huge rumours in the new age community that "the event"/rapture is coming in the 3rd week of March. Keen for literally nothing to happen.. maybe a 6M earthquake or some shit

kek

A storm of important magnitude could fry every single transformers. The magnetosphere can and was overwhelmed many times before.
bigpictureone.wordpress.com/tag/1989-hydro-quebec-solar-storm/

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The problem lies in the transformer production capacity, if millions of them fry up, it would take years to produce replacements.

And (((they))) know that, and so does anybody paying attention. (((They))) clearly want a catastrophic grid collapse when the chaos gets heavy enough to make it happen.

hopefully it quakes mexico into the ocean

Lmao those ascension cultist are some of the dumbest most gullible people I have met. Their gurus are going to make so much money off this news. Maybe I should start preaching about the ayys, the ascended losers, galactic federation of love.