'Seeking Barnaby Joyce and Vikki Campion lookalikes': 'Semi-experienced' pornographer looking for X-rated actors to star in an adult film posts $8k job advert on Melbourne's Craigslist.
'If you're Red you're Red, if you're Blue you're Blue - our colours don't mix': Teenage thug, 16, opens up about life in the feared new street gang the Reds blamed for violent bashings and shopping centre robberies.
Have you watched pic related? They put 10 muslims ranging from "everything in the quran is a metaphor and I'm gay" to "I don't let my children listen to music, men and women shouldn't interact and polygamy is good for society" into a house to live together and had them talk over islam related topics
It's a bit biased to the "islam is just about being a good person and I don't care about following the strict rules" side and doesn't give any concept of what percentage of the muslim population fits into the categories presented, but it's still an interesting watch
melbourne is a fucking warzone now, im selling my house to chinks and leaving for rural queensland next month. its so much worse than the news even reports. i REGULARLY see youths walking in the street at night with machetes now, and some gangs in the northern suburbs were showing off AK47s and full auto glocks on social media a while back.
>they're all Sunni where's the token Shia who raises a milita from his neighbors to kill the Salafists? anyway, smells like pure propaganda aimed at the acceptance of the mongrels and their desert religion, as per usual. at least the Shi'ites keep to their own country and dont export taqyia merchants en masse here.
the subhumans dont belong here, even though im a huge supporter of the Syrian gov in their war and i've come to understand why Muslims are why they are, i still dont want the fuckers in my country, i'll take an entire family of poo eating sri lankans over a single muslim
i would like to know how many melbourne judges he was known to associate with before being caught. i have a feeling that number will be higher than zero.
I recall them saying at the start that there were both sunni and shia there, but at no point do they mention which is which or talk about the doctrinal differences it's definitely more about trying to present them as normal people rather than going in depth about their religious beliefs, but they still show things like the daily prayers (which only a few actually do), fighting over gays and the super conservative woman refusing to pass a ball around with men (which resulted in them segregating just so that woman wasn't left out)
Oliver Stewart
>work for new compnay day 1 >3years later >work picks up >he hires his family member >pays him better >works dies down >user gotta let you go >secretly moving factories >cousin secretly staying tell me why i shouldnt smash the bosses head in
Lucas Cook
mayyyyyte they aint hurtin anyone, just give em a rest cobbla, everyone deserves a fair shake of me sauce bottle
>Terrified elderly woman sleeps with a HAMMER under her bed after she was the victim of a violent Melbourne home invasion. That's illiegal, reporting her to the afp and asio.
This is what happens when you make self defense illegal and restrict firearms.
Cameron Powell
that's blatant propaganda then. putting a highly religious Shia in the same room with a highly religious Sunni would result in a scimitar or AK being drawn and the show would have ended with one side carbombing the other side
meth addict and dealer Dwayne Lindsay from melbourne prestigious northern suburbs, was charged yesterday with the rape and murder of his partners six month old son. his reaction to hearing the guilty verdict was to laugh and 'blow kisses' at his young victims grieving family.
he is from the craigieburn / mosqueburgh park area, and his family still resides there.
what is with this meme? its becoming so common among millennial women
Gabriel Miller
You need a source that is NOT the UK Daily Mail.
Matthew Sanders
nth for cultural enrichment
John Gutierrez
Tats in general are. It's the "style" right now. I remember when tats were just for bogan men with beer bellies and soldiers, not random whores with bleached hair and gauges.
Hudson Morgan
Yes
Ryder Rodriguez
And most of the stuff posted here is NOT blatant propaganda? ha!
Noah Sanders
Too right
Asher Torres
Alrighty, after swiping like a mad man over the last few days ive come to realise that womens tinder profiles all look the fuckin same, with pictures taken at identical locations (im from newcastle so this includes hunter valley vineyards and some shitty lookout somewhere), mainly from different locations in europe and at the odd festival
Where are the auspol gaybois at? What do most mens profiles look like?
>My German shepherd is my best friend think she'll let you have a go?
>those tits what's the point of having a bra?
Henry Smith
its pretty shit t b h, seeing girls in their early 20s that are covered almost head to toe in shitty tattoos. it doesnt help that there is a shit tonne of dudes out there that enable this type of behaviour and claim to find it attractive
Cooper Brown
if ya know where these are from then you are a tru aussie
>Number/age birthday balloons >"Chunky but funky" >"Thicker than your average snicker" >"I love to travel" >"Just here for the memes desu" >"Send me your best pick up lines!!!" >"Send me doggos"/anything dog related >"Love adventures!" >Lana del Ray song as anthem >Dog filter >"FULL TIME MUMMY!" >Snarky, bitchy profile in general
Lmao I would swipe on that cunt this shit cracked me up
Dylan Wright
he definitely has dirty nigger blood, his family look like a pack of mutant coons too. imagine yourself and your entire family looking like a bunch of half nigger trolls, you would probably be filled with hate and spite too.
Dominic Morales
>every tinder picture is a group photo so you cant tell which one is her >every photo is which her best friend, see above >snapchat and instagram shill in every profile >several different photos of the bird that look nothing alike due to unfavourable light conditions and a shit tonne of makeup
Benjamin Gutierrez
mad max is well known in america too.
Parker Cooper
>fat and/or nasty birds that have a massive checklist for their ideal man
oh and whats that fuckin gay ass filter that makes their eyes and nose look weird?
Nathan Russell
Reading that article about the elderly woman who was a victim of a home invasion, reminded me of something a mate told me on Monday.
Basically his mother woke him up at about 7am screaming that there was someone sleeping in the garage, he got up and ran to see for himself, ended up kicking him to get him to fuck off and the guy replied 'LEAVE ME FUCKING ALONE" while laying down on a piece of carpet in the cold garage. His mother who is about 50~ called the police, told them he might even have a weapon.
Anyway he eventually kicks him out and the guy stands in front of his house for about 2 hours, at this stage still no sign of police. Telling him to give him a jacket, food, water etc..
12 hours go by, i meet him at work and he tells me the situation, keep in mind still no police showed up. At work the cops called and asked him a few questions and saying bullshit how he was probably harmless, had a mental disability etc..
Cops here in Melbourne are a bunch of useless cunts.
I fucking hate music festival whores. Whenever I see that someone has a photo of themself at a music festival up on their social media I immediately disregard them. They're always wearing the same shit too. Big hat, large round sunglasses, a black top, jean shorts and boots.
Liam Morris
is it just me or are tattoos as ugly as fuck >inb4 part of our heritage
Anthony Bell
>Snapchat shill in every profile
This shit right here, how could I forget it? Every other profile is just blank besides a Snapchat or Instagram username. I am convinced Tinder also cheats you out of swipes to some degree.
>Open Tinder casually between sets >Swipe on a few women >Close the app >Open it again >Get the same group of women to swipe on again but have fewer swipes left
This HAS to be intentional.
Mason Bailey
I'm coming to Australia to fuck all the Australian wominz
It's time they knew about the sheer unrivalled power of the BBC (BIG BRITISH COCK)
Once they've had a taste they won't be able to resist and will not settle for less. Auslets be warned. I'm cummin to fuck your wife and sister.
>Pic related Every Australian woman assumes position instantly upon seeing the size, girth and vascularity of a Big British Todger.
You're more than welcome to take all the music festival whores you want, I won't lament their loss (not that I could get them anyway)
Dominic Hernandez
I'm immune to stds i've had them all and my body purged them immediately
I'm unstoppable
Jonathan Gutierrez
Go for it, they all have hpv
Bentley Hall
I'll see you at the STD clinic
Elijah Garcia
But sri Lankans are muslims.
Luis Gray
BIG BONG COCK (BBC) will impregnate all Greek women in the years to cum. You better watch out over there Greeklet. I'm gonna dip my dick in yogurt and feed it to your loved ones.. You know which style right...The Greek kind.
Beta How can you not get women? Shit is fucking easy you just act like (or be) better than them and make sure they know it So do I
I've had a swab put down my knob before and it didn't stop me. I also split my banjo before fucking my ex gf when I was 17 in a park (had to walk home with blood spilling out of my dick onto my trousers) and went to my docs and he put a fucking bandage on my cock, (not even joking) and said I can't have sex for up to 8 weeks or roll my foreskin back too roughly.. but I was BACK AT IT the very next day because Big Bong Cock cannot be tamed. Not even trolling lol
Nathaniel Murphy
a guy wrapped his holden around a pole outside my house while hooning a while ago.
i went outside because he was screaming for help, but he was clearly high on meth or something so i called the police. i sat around stalling him for over an hour (once the police knew he was not injured they were simply not interested). by the time the police had arrived 2 FUCKING HOURS LATER he had already had his car towed away, and was picked up by a friend...
the dumb cunts stood around outside my house like a pack of idiots, taking photos, and examining the spot that an accident had occurred 2 hours fucking earlier. FUCK! they tried to knock on my door but it was 3am by this point, so i just ignored them and threw away the calling card they left.
you don't, it's illegal to have an implement well placed for the intention of defense
Xavier Ortiz
Yeah but I like the broken women who are close to going nuts because that way you can really let loose and psychologically damage them (unironically)
Fuck em' right in the mind first, then in the pussy, innit m8!
Jose Davis
Daily reminder that boomers are scum and everything wrong with Australia.
>Also
Drinking some boomer tears right now, they've been crying ever since Shorten threatened to take away some of their gibs.
Gabriel Rodriguez
Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with them? I mean regarding my mates situation it was an elderly women who called and she did not mention her son was there. Yet.... they still could not be fucked going there and seeing what the problem was.
I worked a job once, and had a guy at work pull his pants down and show his penis to people around including to little kids, called the cops, they took 40 minutes. They also didn't want to get the footage from my phone or have my send it to them.
>Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with them? I mean regarding my mates situation it was an elderly women who called and she did not mention her son was there. Yet.... they still could not be fucked going there and seeing what the problem was.
No money to be earned in catching crooks.
Hunter Scott
>No money to be earned in catching crooks.
Makes sense on why i see all these new cops, are all women and about 5ft4 - 5ft5.
Jordan Allen
>They also didn't want to get the footage from my phone or have my send it to them.
this is a huge problem with melbourne cops, they don't seem interested in collecting evidence or solving crimes at all. there was a fatal shooting of an innocent person in the northern suburbs a few years ago. we found out that the police had only requested security camera footage from THREE FUCKING HOUSES IN THE STREET...
THERE WAS HUNDREDS OF HOMES WITH CCTV THAT WOULD HAVE CAPTURED THE CRIMINALS LEAVING THE SCENE.
IT WAS A FATAL SHOOTING, IT IS STILL UNSOLVED TO THIS DAY, WITH NO LEADS.
Matthew Reyes
What went so incredibly wrong with Australian women?
