what the fuck is wrong with the brits?
What the fuck is wrong with the brits?
Jayden Ortiz
Landon Carter
well Canada, it seems Britain is trying her best to champion you in national cuckoldry
Henry Richardson
Oi moight u got da hand loicense for that push
Levi Gomez
br*tain will pay for their crimes against the otterman empire, wh*te people are devils
Cooper Powell
so the guy is going through all this trouble to watch netflix. Just get rid of the tv man.
John Mitchell
>that post
>what is roleplaying?
This doesn't happen.
I had them gone round once and they stood at the door and asked their questions then left.
Grayson Gomez
people that do this get these guys 10 times more.
they come every day if you don't have a tv.
Carter Myers
>pay for their crimes against the otterman empire
But they already are
Ian Hughes
>what the fuck is wrong with the brits?
What isn't would be a shorter list.
Zachary Price
They have us beat on all counts.
Canada still has many good non brainwashed people.
Nice rural communities.
It just seems that big cities breed many pathologies and self-destructive behaviour.
Such is our existence.
Be a good person, thank God for what you have and take care of yourself and your family and friends.
All you can do.
I guess, Ride the Tiger bro.
Hope everyone in this thread is doing well.
Cheers!
Robert Roberts
>They have us beat on all counts.
Our PM is certainly a bigger fag than theirs
Bentley Russell
hang on, hang on... HANG ON
I thought this whole tv licence thing was just a meme.
Is this seriously real?
Jackson Cook
A tele tax would never work in the states. Rednecks and niggers would literally genocide the tax collectors.
Angel King
What if you have a projector? Do they see it as a TV?
Connor Martin
You think this is cucked? In Germany you will get jailtime if you dont pay for juden state Media which is 17€ every month NO EXECEPTIONS, DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU OWN A TV FFS FUCK THIS FUCKIN HELLHOLE AAAAAAAAAHHHH
Landon Evans
Sure, but our PM is just a symptom of the times.
The Liberal party has always been very corrupt and basically bought by many different levels of the ruling class and organized crime.
Trudeau is powerless. Just a good poster boy that sells well -- for now.
I kind miss Chretien.
Definitely miss Harper and his sweaters and piano playing/singing.
Dont kid yourself. Trudeau is not a mastermind. He just goes through the motions to be the likeable figurehead of a tainted political party.
Not saying hes not a cuck though.
Hunter Young
when penis inspection is over ill respond m8
Asher Davis
Ian Gonzalez
the bbc is god tier though, just like pbs
Isaiah Campbell
Landon Adams
Gabriel Brooks
Colton Myers
>be Brit
>"oi mate its bong o'clock! down to the pub for the ole penis show!"
>kiss wife and her migrant boyfriend
>walk 3 miles through rain and drunken crowds vomiting in the streets
>get to the pub
>order your fortified soy-laden IPA made by local transexual collective
>feel the phytoestrogens withering your testicles away
>"drop yer trousers mate"
>drop em
>yup, still 3 inches
Jaxson Gonzalez
GLORIOUS MEMEBALL OF TRUTH
Sebastian Rogers
Most places are like this, the state media is just given your taxes
Jaxon Evans
>people doing a retarded cunt of a job that everyone has utter contempt for, never come to the end of their rope and meltdown
of course they fucking do
Jace Evans
>Be leaf
>Be ground up and boiled for my tea.
David Richardson
Nah, I'd bet you'd get away with that.
Jordan Turner
Caleb Sullivan
>be Bong
>culture a mere shadow of its former self
>brew cheapo Leaf tea multiple times a day instead of fine Black Ceylon from your old colony
>talk shit on a Laotion graphic novel fan club
Xavier Edwards
you're alright leaf
Christian Torres
Thanks but your meme flag is cancer
Nolan Carter
“The BBC does not have to worry about the commercial viability of its programming or the programmes it commissions because it knows it is funded by £4billion a year of taxpayer’s money through the mandatory license fee and does not have to operate in the real commercial world unfortunately.”
Kayden Cox
wait where does this dick inspection meme come from?
Ayden Cox
Literally a vehicle for propaganda
Christian King
meme?
Kevin Perry
eyy, chill out buddy
Cooper Davis
D-do you need a license for the electronic device itself?
I thought it was for television programs like Dish and Direct TV
Jesus Christ Britain what the fuck
Jeremiah Adams
>They have us beat on all counts.
this
RIP Britain
Noah Richardson
take a good long look at our future
I fully expect tax collectors for the CBC any day now
Angel Wilson
>meme
Aiden Cook
nice one maplenigger
Brody Turner
What kind of lowlife scum becomes a TV licence inspector? A person who's job it is to harass people for propaganda money. When it comes to the collapse, make sure you string them up right along side the politicians.
Chase Smith
Ottoman Empire.
Turks had to make sure that their elite Janissaries from Greek/Armenian families were Big Christian Cocks to ensure they were better than their Turkroach conscripts.
Logan Mitchell
why is britain utterly obsessed with pedantic shit like this?
Jason Nelson
TV inspector confrontation is Youtube kino.
Highly recommended.
Samuel Watson
do br*ts have mandatory dick inspections?
Blake Rodriguez
nice fake info, dick inspections were always due at oil wrestling day
Dylan Foster
>the guy literally said its current year
top kek
Thomas Russell
is there a rundown on why the brits are super autistic about tvs?
Benjamin Morgan
Who are you quoting here?
Henry Hall
You don't have to be rude to them if they themselves act polite though.
Landon Jones
>the otterman empire
It's amazing they could build an empire with those little flippers
Bentley Peterson
Tory MP Andrew Bridgen
he's quoted in the sun article.
Matthew Rivera
This. Just use a fucking PC monitor. You can get large ones and they have much better picture quality than fucking TV sets.
Jacob Russell
William Butler
Because the media can, and therefore will, squeeze them for it.
There are a lot of scammers who pretend to be TV licence goons too.
Justin Phillips
Why can't they just add the tax like they do with their free healthcare?
Liam Miller
They don't get you to pay by being polite.
Parker Jones
>There are a lot of scammers who pretend to be TV licence goons too.
Do they ask for payments in the form of gift cards? That's how they do it here.
Justin Anderson
almost everything.
Jayden Johnson
>despite attempting to thrill viewers with an inter-racial threesome
David Moore
BLACKED
William Gomez
[Redacted due to illegal opinion]
Asher Bailey
I love MeTV
Gavin Collins
Obvious bait, since you don't pay license to watch BBC, you pay license to have a television.
gov.uk
>You must have a TV Licence if you:
>watch or record programmes on a TV, computer or other device as they’re broadcast
>download or watch BBC programmes on iPlayer – live, catch up or on demand
>A single TV Licence covers all of the following in a single property:
>TV sets
>computers
>laptops
>tablets
>mobile phones
>any other device that can receive a TV signal
>You don’t need a TV Licence to watch:
>non-BBC programmes on online catch-up services
>videos or DVDs
>clips on websites like YouTube
>closed circuit television (CCTV)
So lets sum up for you retards, you need license for television/internet/mobile signal. You pay for signal.
Angel Wood
The UK has always been more cucked. Canada just seems more cucked because of the faggot who's currently prime minister and the fact that it is well on its way towards being extremely cucked in the future.
Matthew Hughes
Needs more BBC.
Ryan Thompson
>You must have a TV Licence if you:
>watch or record programmes on a TV, computer or other device as they’re broadcast
>download or watch BBC programmes on iPlayer – live, catch up or on demand
Your statement and what you posted differ quite bigly...
Jacob Green
>iPlayer
it's so embarrassing that the official bbc online thing is using apple branding from the 90s
Logan Scott
But the money goes to the BBC to create content.
You are paying for that content by paying for your TV.
Juan Fisher
BBC really needs the money.
Brandon Gutierrez
Those two sentences work independently newfriend and total moron of not understanding basic English. You pay license for television signal, can be any BRITISH television signal on television, mobile phone or internet. Have some logic retard, British government can't charge money for Korean television signal.
Levi Hernandez
That money goes into BBC and any other company that airs television signal in Britain. BBC is just a company, they hire actors and those actors need to be paid.
Gavin Allen
>Obvious bait, since you don't pay license to watch BBC, you pay license to have a television.
literally contradicted by what you posted
David Reed
No, it literally didn't contradict. Just because a thousand page website contains word BBC doesn't means you need to ride nigger cocks. Read the rest too.
Jack Green
REALLY REALLY needs the money
Ian Johnson
when did you guys give up your guns?
Michael Foster
>you pay license to have a television
>You don’t need a TV Licence to watch:
>non-BBC programmes on online catch-up services
>videos or DVDs
>clips on websites like YouTube
>closed circuit television (CCTV)
so you can watch all that on a TV without a license
Benjamin Murphy
And, what is it that you don't understand?
If you watch any British television that streams through YouTube you still pay. You just don't pay for clips.
Leo White
What sort of modern society requires you to have a fucking licence for a TV???
Christian Campbell
I reckon the tv licence should be ten times higher. To stop people buying such a dangerous fucking price of shit. You twats pay for gun licenses, a gun can damage your body. A tv damages your mind. Fills it with unnecessary shit, indoctrinate's you. Everybody's got computers so there's no point to one.
Noah Morgan
yeah, so you're not paying the license to have a television
you're paying it to watch the BBC
literally the opposite of what you said
James Gray
Trying to remember the last time I saw a 55" computer monitor.....
Jason Gray
When they come to your door answer the door naked...
Logan Nguyen
is this fucking satire LMAO
Grayson Young
No, you pay if:
>You must have a TV Licence if you:
>watch or record programmes on a TV, computer or other device as they’re broadcast
If you watch or record (British) programmes on TV(television), computer(Mac, PC) or any other device that broadcasts. Literally first sentence.
Then additionally you also pay if:
>download or watch BBC programmes on iPlayer – live, catch up or on demand
Since iPlayer isn't a broadcaster, so it isn't covered in first sentence. So on iPlayer you can watch any British shows and French shows..etc. except BBC shows.
Tyler Richardson
be ready for cultural enrichment
would bacon grease on your butthole protect you??
Dominic Bailey
They have the mindset of a global empire without any empire left to control, so they have to micromanage people's lives.
Asher Smith
Bullshit check youtube, theyre fucking mental these bastards.
Aaron Evans
>actually opening the door
Just ignore the fuckers, you silly brits.
Jaxon Barnes
Dude, shut up, you literally have no idea what you're talking about.
You do not have to pay the license unless you watch BBC shows, end of story.
>So on iPlayer you can watch any British shows and French shows..etc. except BBC shows.
iPlayer is the BBC online service. There are no shows on iPlayer that are not BBC shows. You can't watch iPlayer anymore without a TV license.
The TV license has nothing to do with owning a TV and everything to do with the BBC and their content. Essentially if you do not watch, nor intend to watch, the BBC channels you do not have any legal obligation to pay the license fee and there's nothing, no law or recourse, that the BBC can use to make you pay.
Benjamin Anderson
so we agree you don't pay the license to have a television. you pay it to watch british television?
Josiah James
>wait where does this dick inspection meme come from?
unrelated by we had a dick inspection day at my primary school. it was something about disease IIRC
Ryder Howard
D I S M A N T L E D
Robert Collins
Britain protected the ottoman empire from the russians, you dipshit. Istanbul is still Istanbul because of the massive faggottry of the brits and french.
Julian Butler
>everyone watches bbc and I have to pay for it.
BLACK DICK IS EXPENSIVE
Christian Reed
Even the poo is cringing.
Austin Collins
Every year I get a letter reminding me I need a TV licence. Every year I send a letter back saying I don't watch live TV and I've never had anyone try to come round and check.
Ayden Miller
the nigger watches netflix which isnt live retard. therefore he doesn't need a fuckin license