Lose the anime, nerd
We're going to find aliens.
Lose the anime, nerd
We're going to find aliens.
>Record scratch
and then what?
Befriend them obviously
I'm not hanging out with you. You call me a virgin faggot all the time
Found one.
Can't we just watch B movies and cuddle
*teleports in front of you*
YO!
...
fuck off afro
Haruhi is the ideal balance of cute and sexy
Perfect balance of smug cunt and slutty cunt you mean
Found them
that's spics
aliens, illegal aliens, same thing right?
Aliens are nice and all but most of all Haruhi craves the d. She is a healthy young girl after all and her body has needs.
I love you Haruhi.
I love you.
hands off my waifu
But I don't want any friends.
Oh no you dont
Reminder that Kyoani dropped Haruhi for their current masterpieces
Reminder that Kyoani had nothing to do with it and that it's Tanigawa's fault for being lazy
Is Kyon completely unaffected by Haruhi's shit? Otherwise, if she really wants his dick, won't he naturally be drawn to her?
Your fault for believing that Haruhi is actually god.
They're both tsundere as fuck so it's probably interfering with how the power works
She wants hot ayy lmao dick.
The only flaw in the movie was the absence of these words.
Don't give me some unspoken love bullshit. Give me a confession scene.
>No art of Haruhi taking big alien cock
Yeah it's a real shame that, given the setting and all, the porn we got wasn't a little more adventurous
Porn a lack of intergalactic NTR in general.