Lose the anime, nerd

Lose the anime, nerd

We're going to find aliens.

>Record scratch

and then what?

Befriend them obviously

I'm not hanging out with you. You call me a virgin faggot all the time

Found one.

Can't we just watch B movies and cuddle

*teleports in front of you*
YO!

...

fuck off afro

Haruhi is the ideal balance of cute and sexy

Perfect balance of smug cunt and slutty cunt you mean

Found them

that's spics

aliens, illegal aliens, same thing right?

Aliens are nice and all but most of all Haruhi craves the d. She is a healthy young girl after all and her body has needs.

I love you Haruhi.
I love you.

hands off my waifu

But I don't want any friends.

Oh no you dont

Reminder that Kyoani dropped Haruhi for their current masterpieces

Reminder that Kyoani had nothing to do with it and that it's Tanigawa's fault for being lazy

Is Kyon completely unaffected by Haruhi's shit? Otherwise, if she really wants his dick, won't he naturally be drawn to her?

Your fault for believing that Haruhi is actually god.

They're both tsundere as fuck so it's probably interfering with how the power works

She wants hot ayy lmao dick.

The only flaw in the movie was the absence of these words.
Don't give me some unspoken love bullshit. Give me a confession scene.

>No art of Haruhi taking big alien cock

Yeah it's a real shame that, given the setting and all, the porn we got wasn't a little more adventurous

Porn a lack of intergalactic NTR in general.