Pay up you servants

11 billion is not nearly enough for the cultural enrichment we bring to this otherwise bland country. Appropriating our poutine as a national dish is something that comes at the high price. We also give you the privilege to choose half of all Supreme Court Judges, the right to label products in english and allow the Prime Minister to speak english. It's time to sweeten the deal, or else.

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On fait quoi avec le problème de l'UQAM et de Concordia?

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Quel problème? Usine a SJW?

Ouais. Remplis de juifs.

CEASE THIS FAGGOTRY AT ONCE

> French-occupied Cuckistan

Fifth pour le petit cul à Fanny!

Ah ben que l'yâbe me pet in singe!

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la dirty coalburner. Cochonnerie de juifs.

Ah bin ca, c'est (((Montreal)))
STOP APPROPRIATING OUR POUTINE BURGER!

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fil faudrait un chan quebecois

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Ça serait bretty gud pour les nudes.

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je suis avec vous les cousins bizarre d'outre mer

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>mfw people in montreal don't even want to speak french

you're living on borrowed time, frogfuckers

dégénéré
À part être un bait à canadien, ce thread a t-elle un but?

cette*

$11 million for a poutine?
Fuck that shit
I know how to cook that shit myself
t. -NH user

Hey les gars est-ce que ce serait acceptable come drapeau imperial ou est-ce qu'il faut encore chercher?

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PROTIP: "poutine" i.e. fries topped with cheese curds and gravy has existed in Ontario since forever (I'm old and remember it as a little kid).

Ils viennent d'ici, pas d'Ontario
Tout ce que les anglos d'Ontario ont fait, c'est de la legislature federaliste et des gais prides

Derrière chaque bait se cache un fond de vérité. Le Québec, fier et singulier, recoit quand-même 11 milliards en préréquation... c'est bien difficile de prêcher l'indépendence en dépendant du Canada.

J'assume que baiser avec une femme c'est dégénéré aussi?

(((Montreal))) is the city of merchants. It's not really part of Quebec. And despite this, we're still ~90% white and francophone.

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On n'investit pas assez dans le grand nord pour avoir des revenus, on investit trop dans la transformation et la specialization a la place de nos ressources naturelles comme l'eau pour faire plus de barrage et vendre plus d'electricite, ou le diamand, l'or, le fer et le gaz de schiste.
Ce n'est plus aussi rentable que c'etait avec la hausse des prix du petrole; finit, notre industrie de l'aluminium.
Il fau incentiver l'industrie nordique d'extraction/de production. Sinon, on s'en va vers une dette digne des pays du tiers monde.
Il faut faire revivre l'image duplessiste du Quebec, au moins; ne pas dependre du reste du monde ou du Canada, et baisser la dette.

It's just the name that's borrowed from Quebec. That style of cheese curds has always been a thing in Ontario (dunno about elsewhere in Canada); I'd eat just the curds all the time as a kid. And I'm from nowhere near Quebec (Southwestern Ontario).

The only thing I'd say is originally "Quebecker" (i.e. allo) is Italian poutine.

On a surtout besoin d'un nouveau parti politique nationaliste et fiscalement conservateur. On a de quoi être fier de notre hydro-électricité, c'est un exemple et le meilleur système au monde.

It's a historical fact that poutine originate from Drummondville, in Quebec. Many francophones live all over the country and brought it there.

...just scanned the wikipedia, and it says the earliest recording of the term "poutine" is from the 1980s. But I was eating exactly the same thing at hockey arenas in Ontario in the 80's.

There are plenty of things for Quebec to be proud of, but pinning so much on something so simple and unoriginal as cheese fries... When I hang with frogs I look forward to the tourtiere and sugar pie, not the "poutine" that's mother's milk to any old anglo by any name.

ça.
Maxime Bernier ferais mieu de se enlever du PCC, il est bien trop bon pour eux.

True, but it's our most popular dishes in amerimuttland.
Gotta keep it Quebecois.
Also tourtiere is basic shit. Our ragout de porc is what you want to eat, I can eat a cauldron of this and I'd still want some.

Ça dépend des circonstances. Si tu baises des filles que tu rencontres sur tinder ou dans un club, alors oui.
Fair enough et bien dit. Il semble avoir un semblant de discussion ici maintenant. Cheers

>Remplis de juifs.

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>Ça dépend des circonstances. Si tu baises des filles que tu rencontres sur tinder ou dans un club, alors oui.
Ne souffrez pas les poufs ni les chads attardés, frères.

fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poutine_(plat)

Quebecers are literal beggars

And the RoC insufferable centralist anglos. Only a cuck wouldn't take advantage of you worthless niggers and your cracked system.

It's not that were proud of it, it's that Canada "stole" it as national dish because, well, they never created anything of cultural value. Sunday roast, English breakfast.. that's all British heritage. You guys also stole Bonhomme from Quebec's carnival somehow, I wonder what's his role for the rest of Canada.

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It's about time you unproductive anglos pay your share.

The grocery store tourtiere's are nothing special (but a great way to try out fancy mustards), but the home made mystery meat sort can be to die for.

Growing up when I'd think french food lots of things would come to mind: pea soup, tourtiere, maple syrup on snow and cracklings, sugar pie... but poutine is just the french name for someone that's as native to English Canada.

Canada doesn't even have much of a cuisine by world standards, but it's one area where the Anglo part far far outshines the Franco.

>Drive through your province and can't even get a gas attendant to speak a word of english let alone get them to turn on pump for gas while paying with a credit card. Like they didn't know I was there to get gas wtf?
And that fucking slurpy froze my brain like an iceberg and damn near made me pass out it was so cold.
You suck but you're good people to party with.

Une chose que le Québec a pas de quoi être fier...
>1608 Champlain fonde la ville de Québec
>1663-1673 le Roi Louis XIV envoie les Filles du Roi
>Les Filles du Roi ont des enfants.
>Hillary Clinton, descendante de filles du roi Madeleine Niel et Jeanne Ducorps dite Leduc.

Tranche d'histoire peu connue.

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Once you have cheese curds widely available (in supermarkets, etc.) putting them on fries with gravy is a given. Find out where they first started selling cheese curds and you'll have your answer, but I'm pretty sure they're as long-standing in Ontario as Quebec (I used to live in NB and they're common there as well).

The bonhomme is definitely /ourguy/. Look at this:
>Memetic smirk to remind the anglos that they're our providing wife, not the other way around
>White skin to remind minorities what is the real glue linking Quebecois together
>Red hat dipped in the blood of the anarchists of the October Crisis
>Fluffy skin that attracts learning age children, facilitating his jobs of being a culture provider for the young'uns
Plus the sash is aesthetic af.

Please sir my tadpoles need food

Please kind sir my tadpoles are starving

You're in Québec, speak the language buddy. If I go vacationing in the rest of Canada, I won't expect to be served in French... that's just a level of entitlement only the complacent anglos can have. As for gas stations, when they're next to the highway they tend to get a lot of theft, so they're a bit over-cautious. Yes, slush/slurpies are just ice and syrup, very little syrup.

1. I dispute that poutine is originally or uniquely Quebecois. It's a long-standing thing in Ontario, just without a catchy name, and nobody paid it any special attention since it's trash fast food.
2. 'English' Canada has lots of great original food. Do you really need me to start listing it, since it's massively more exhaustive and interesting than traditional Quebecois cuisine.
3. Bonhomme is a meme in English Canada because it was a fixture of French classes.

You're in Canada respect the majority's language. See how your argument seems froggy?

Literally Quebec has only one official language.
If you can't be bothered to learn it, stick to Montreal.
I don't go to Saskatoon and expect to be served in French, so neither should you.

Too bad it's not an official language legally and socially, retarded anglonigger.

i speak english outside of quebec

il n'y en a pas tant que ca a l'UQAM

Official to French beggars. Rest of country ignores it and think u guys are poor beggars

Well no shit. Rest of country would think you're a retarded mutated frog if u spoke that poor shit

and québécois think you're retarded when you ask them to fill up your gas tank in english

Please sir my tadpoles are starving

Ça fait vraiment pitié, aussi, pcq le Québec a tout ce qu'il faut pour réussir. Des ressources plein l'cul, mais les Québécois sont trop occupés avec les doigts dans l'nez ou les mains dans les poches des autres. Si ils mettaient autant d'effort à améliorer la province qu'ils mettent à crosser les autres ou "protéger la lange", çe serait l'paradis.

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>Y pensent que c'est un argument contre le Quebec
Ca montre juste a quel point t'est un autiste, man.

L'anglo qui prouve pourquoi on peux pas cohabiter

ouais, pis moi je lui dit : "bon debarras", on n'a pas besoin d'eu et de leur etat "post-national".

L'hydro a détruit tellement de km2 de l'environnement qu'en fabriquer d'autres stations serait une tragédie.

Just face it, you can't speak French so you expect people to serve you. Well guess again. We're all bilingual here, we just choose not to accommodate. The country is officially bilingual.

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I've lived in smaller towns in the West, policed by the RCMP locally, and what always made me lol is that the cops were very often young frogs with minimal English since you need to do a couple years of "hardship posting" at the start of your career. I'd have to speak French with the cops in Alberta, which is either a sign of how good natured and compromising Canadians are, or how bizarrely artificial the country is...

Oui, on a pas besoin de plus anyway. Mais ca reste un accomplissement digne de mention.

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>l'environnement
Ca a detruit les superficies de reservoirs, ce qui est franchement pas grand chose comparement a la taille du grand nord.
Personellement l'hydro passe avant la foresterie, mais encore la, il y a de la place pour les deux dans le Nord.

Ontario isn't the RoC, friend. And I say that as someone living in Hogtown right fucking now.

Trust me, BC, Alberta and Saskatchewan would be more than happy to deal with their own shit without Ontario OR Quebec fucking around with them.

Envirojuif

arrete de lui parler ya toujours des anglo/kike derailers dans nos threads

kek

Fuck that, Montreal is cancer. At least in Gatineau people are friendly.

>anglo/kike derailers
y-a une difference?

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Tu me montre la tienne et je te montre la mienne?

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o-on env-voie 50 G a Ot-ottawa!

>largent et le vote ethnique

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I hate you so much you frog fucks. I CAN'T EVEN READ HALF THE SHIT ON EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE. I cringe every time I go to pick up my grape juice and it says RASIN on the front

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Je sais pas si c'est par manque d'effort ou si notre gouvernement est trop corrumpu. Je vois pas les resultats de ces 11 milliards, a pars la haine du reste du Canada envers nous. Si ca se trouve, les anglos et leur (((complices))) au Québec volent simplement l'argent.
Comme partout ailleurs, le Québecois moyen souffre d'hédonisme et d'individualisme sévère.

>Il implique qu'on produit pas deja la quasi-totalite de l'electricite canadienne
qu'ils essaient de nous faire chier pour voir, et on coupe la prise.
Apres tout, les cucknadiens veulent faire confiance aux energies vertes comme les bons goyims qu'ils sont.

retourne sur /r/quebec tapette.

>Ne pas vouloir détruire la province veut dire que t'es juif
Va donc manger un char. Il faut vraiment être fucker dans la tête pour ne pas apprécier la nature. On n'appel pas le Québec "la belle province" à cause du monde qui l'habite.

declarez la fin de l'union, on attends que ca depuis 130 ans.
Un des rares memes classiques quebecois

Is there any more cucked country than canadians (anglos)?

Who's the loser then? When you speak english and french, you have both Latin and Germanic origin languages and you can figure out any European language derived from those two.

negre blanc stp le quebec est trop pissou pour se defendre. ton papa a souillé ses cuilottes et se pisse encore dessus lorsqu'il voit un militaire

>tapette
T'as quel age, 12 ans?

On l'appelle la belle province a cause des laurentides, appalaches, du Centre-du-Quebec et des cantons de l'Est, pas a cause de l'interminable foret de coniferes du Nord.
J'pense ben qu'on peut survivre de perdre quequ arbres.

Equalization to Quebec is entirely swallowed up by the public sector/unions.

Quebec by any right shouldn't be a "have not" province in any case, since Hydro prints money on the same sale as oil in Alberta. It just gets swallowed up by provincial bureaucracy, and ultimately into the retirement accounts of public sector employees (who fuck off to Mexico/wherever once they've put in their time).

Tu vas pas me faire à semblant que le Québec n'est pas la province le plus corrompu du pays, là? Va dormir en dessous du viaduc de la Concorde, pour le fun.

Salut muhammad.

*where s the lie?*
i dont even think the anglos are cucked, they have never heard an alternative message to *diversity is our strenght*

I freaked out my Romanian boss a few times by understanding what he was saying. For some reason he couldn't figure out French to save his life, though.

>Le quebec est trop pissou pour se defendre
A c'est sur, si t'utilise des mitrailleuse a bipodes sur une foule de manifestants, c'est assez difficiles
Mais en plus vous avez brises des promesses au niveau provincial. Vous avez fourres la province d'indiens et de chinois qui n'ont aucune affinite avec le peuple.
Allez chier, vous et votre gang de Goys de Rothschild.

salut jean-françois tremblay-gagnon. comment ça se passe dans ta famille recomposée?

>Concordia?
What's Concordia been up to since I left?
Last time I was there, you couldn't find a vegetarian to save your life and could spend all class shooting down feminist articles for not providing enough information to substantiate their claims

Et tu pense pas que toutes les arbres en train de pourrir au fond de l'eau ça va nous botter le cul dans le futur? Combien d'espèces de plantes et d'animaux est-ce qu'on a tuer et/ou détruit l'habitat? On devrait investir dans le Thorium.

Yep, so we can pay our doctors ridiculous salaries, to the point where they refuse the raises to give more to nurses who are overworked and underpaid. To fund corrupt projects, social umbrellas and NGOs pocketing everything in the name of gibs. I remember this line from the classic "I am not Canadian skit":
>I believe in a distinct society, as long as someone else pays for it!
It's satire, but still true.
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quebec redditfag detected. go suck some cock.

Une famille recomposee c'est toujour mieux qu'une qui c'est fait exploser

En toutes honnêteté, avoir des ressources et ne pas les exploité n'est pas une solution.

un beau modele pour toi (futur pere avec zero droits) et ta soeur au centre de jeunesse de laval.

There are millions of people spread throughout Canada, France and especially the US who are of quebecois descent, Quebec could probably let them back-migrate if they learn to speak French (obviously the Quebecois in France already do this)