how did the media know it was a 'chemical attack' and how did they report is as such if apparently no one knew what caused them to collapse? nor the identity of the guy attacked?
does the media report everyone who passes out and is rushed to hospital in a random town?
Some larper thinks there is going to be a nuclear war over this Russian assassination thing. What a larper. Am I the only one who doesn't care about dead Russians?
>be me >ugly 27 year old nofriends autist with no friends or social experiences since school, never been to pub, club, or party, had no female attention ever >wake up at 7 am >have a full time job in London that requires almost zero work or time at the office >decide to get part time job during weekend for more money (I waste too much on junk food) >go to burger king job interview that starts at 10 am >leave my flat really late, as an act of self sabotage so I can tell myself I had no chance of getting the job and I didn't purposely give up the potential money >somehow get there on time >walk in >get given some easy questions and then they tell me they want me to do some work as a test >help someone at the till put orders together >help the kitchen put burgers together >saw lots of jacket wearing (central London) private schoolers ordering stuff, in the primes of their lives >felt fucking pathetic- I should be using my free time to learn new things, not work like a zero creativity zero intellect pleb as a wagecuck >felt cucked, literally cucked because I knew those private schoolers (or maybe regular schoolers but they were white so I doubt it) would turn in to the Chads and Staceys of tomorrow who get high salary positions handed to them >had to wear a cucky uniform >was told me they'd phone me in a few days >took the underground back home and saw literal Staceys on the train, making me feel like an even more ugly male >had a shower at home (had that kitchen worker smell after 45 minutes their) then went to my full time job >left it after 15 minutes because I had nothing to do >saw a slightly famous, very slightly memey politician near Big Ben and another more famous zero meme potential one >currently drinking coffee (the last one) in central London >plan to binge on junk food for the last time when I get home >told myself I'd have the binge as a reward for taking the job but I'll reject the job and have the binge
Jaxon Robinson
The UK government has confirmed that a controversial compulsory age verification check for online porn visitors will no longer be introduced in April as planned.
>tfw you spend the whole evening in the pub with Nige >you both stumble towards the taxi rank, rather worse for wear >back to Nige's for more beer >he's regaling you in the back of the black cab with the details of Woolf getting knocked out >you arrive at his London flat >bursting for a piss, you head to the toilet first >unbutton your fly about to urinate and you realise Nigel is standing in the doorway >"Nige, what are you..." >he bounds across the room in two steps and suddenly his tongue is in your mouth,tasting of bitter and roll-ups >he pulls away and cackles loudly >you recoil in stunned silence >he drops to his knees in front of you >"Here we go old boy, HERE WE GO" and like that, your penis is in his mouth, your heterosexuality gone >involuntarily you start pissing >you look on, horrified, as your yellow urine floods Nige's mouth, spilling from the sides and splashing onto the expensively tiled floor >he pulls away for a moment, the piss soaking his tie knot and lapels >"Do you know, I'm so greedy for piss..." >he opens his mouth again and engulfs your still urinating member >you start to cry >he speaks, looking up at you, your penis still in his mouth >"You're not laughing now, are you?"
>trump really is a russian plant >russia and usa join forces and annihilate the world and the uk has no where to turn so we get obliterated along with europe and the middle east
vs.
>usa wants war with russia and have done all along >uses ally uk to stage an assassination on a 'spy' which then leads to further escalations until some major event happens that cannot be ignored or downplayed after which the usa step in and.. bam, were at war with russia now
>Britain gave President Vladimir Putin until midnight on Tuesday to explain how a nerve agent developed by the Soviet Union was used to strike down a former Russian double agent who passed secrets to British intelligence. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Or what? OR WHAT? Whatchu gonna fucking do you little bitch-ass pussies? Fire a missile? Remember, this isn't a 65 year old woman who made a racist comment on twitter, this is Vladimir Putin, you are swimming with the big fish right now. Better leave this to daddy america and go back to dealing with countries on your level, like Bhutan or whatever.
>let russia allegedly murder people on british soil
Alexander Young
>Be at work all day >Get home >Just settling down for a comfy evening >Phone rings >"ALRIGHT M8 WANNA COME MATCH TONIGHT BOUGHT TOO MANY TICKETS AY OI? WORRAM OI LOIKE?" >Feel obligated to go >Have to spend the evening freezing in the stadium listening about whatever the latest shit film they've seen was and how pleased they are that those "Britain First Nazis" got locked up >Unlikely to get home until stupid o'clock >Entire comfy evening ruined GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAL
>NAH M8 U CANT TRUST THE MEDIA 1 BIT ITS JOOS WHO OWN IT U CANT TRUST IT .... >H-HOLD ON... THE MEDIA IS SAYIN THE RUSSIAN AV KILLED SOME1 DAILYMAIL HEADLINE READS "UK UNDER ATTACK FROM RUSSIA" FOOKIN RUSHINS LETS NUKE EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>at least mine is directed toward something constructive and that is?
Joseph Nelson
always open to suggestions of threads to make into cards suggestions on preferred styles requests for extra statistics basically all and any feedback is welcome other than low quality complaints
>how did the media know it was a 'chemical attack' and how did they report is as such if apparently no one knew what caused them to collapse? Firemen hosing down the insides of the ambulance and the several specialist army crews heading into Salisbury should've been a pretty big tip off, you idiot
Charles Nelson
>My personal point of view is that Theresa May and her colleagues have created a fake story because they need an explanation for the British people why they are going to perform some anti-British steps in favour of US policy against Russia.
Because some of us aren't braindead fucking retards
Jonathan Rodriguez
they did it but its not worth worsening our relations with russia becuase they wanted to get rid of some rouge spy
Jose Myers
It's always kind of irked me. We don't have to be hostile, but Russia isn't our friend.
Jaxon Wood
99% of those here would be on their knees gulping down soviet spetsnaz cum .. the tripfags would be the first taking it lol
Jackson Johnson
Yeah, you're not listening are you dumb cunt
HOW DID THEY KNOW IT WAS A 'POISON ATTACK' WITHIN WHAT, AN HOUR OR TWO? WOULDN'T IT TAKE WEEKS, LAB TESTS? LMAO OR DOES A BOG STANDARD PARAMEDIC KNOW WHEN SOMEONE HAS BEEN POSIONED BY A SOVIET NERVE AGENT?
WHY WOULD THE ARMY BE ON THE WAY AT ALL? DO THEY RESPOND WHEN JOE BLOGGS DOWN THE ROAD FALLS OVER OR PASSES OUT?
YEAH, DIDN'T THINK SO
Parker Myers
who said that quote?
Lincoln Campbell
this russian spy shit is smoke an mirrors to stop the race war from kicking off cos of the Luton paki rape /death squads
Luke Anderson
The cop falling seriously ill for no fucking reason was kinda a clue.
Jaxon Stewart
So we're supposed to believe that:
>Guy and girl pass out on street >Passers by thought they were drunks >Paramedics show up >Oh they look like drunks but NO WAIT ITS ACTUALLY A SOVIET NERVE AGENT FUCK BEST CALL THE MAIL GET THERESA MAY ON THE PHONE
It was ohmefentanyl, enorphine or carafentail you fucking moron. It was initially thought to be a bunch of junkies ODing on Fentanyl laced smack. It was the fact said drugs are used for tranquillising elephants and whale that drew suspicion.
David Powell
Yeah But ... and Yeah But .. you wont get a proper answer here lad
Paramedics are trained in spotting funny looking dust I bet
Dylan Moore
>>Because some of us aren't braindead fucking retards you didn't comment on my waifu please don't ignore me friend
Yeah, we all know who he is you dumb fucking faggot. Doesn't that only make YOU (a dumb fucking cunt) more likely to believe le big bad rushins av posioned sum1 agen ant they! sez so in the daily mail it must be true!!
90 IQ?
Blake Powell
vlad thread desu
Ayden Long
it's happened before and you make it sound like it's ridiculous and an obvious false flag
Brayden Harris
rate my waifu
Dylan White
OMFG BTFO .. By Gollie you guessed it lol GCHQ are on the way to your place m8
Liam Rogers
Anime is for nonces kill yourself
Elijah Gutierrez
>that pizza box I know exactly where you fucking live, Dalkeith scum.
Lincoln Williams
Cope will be furious. It'll be separate in the archives.
Jordan Lewis
I'm not saying its obvious, however I do not trust this government. Do you?
Joshua Kelly
>known Russian intelligence asset >found in a coma on a bench >next to his daughter - who is in her 30s >non-responsive to naloxone >hmmm >copper collapses >HEY, LADS, MAYBE THIS ISN'T HEROIN AFTER ALL
And all of this is assuming the spooks wouldn't have been on top of this shit the minute they found out he was in hospital.
Anthony Sanders
when men wore shirt ties an a suit ..lol
Oliver Lewis
Not very much
Mason Davis
They use them all over the country spastic.
Jacob Hernandez
>FAKE MAIR >again Its a giveaway when you keep posting that same Morrissey video.
