>Assassinate ex-spy in UK, make it obvious you did it
>Weak UK PM has to look tough, uses language that strongly hints at invoking Article 5 of NATO
>Whether the chemical weapons usage qualifies as an 'attack' on the UK has to be voted on by the permanent members
>For obvious reasons, Trump will say it doesn't. The nature of the attack leaves him enough wiggle room to credibly argue this to the US public
>NATO falls apart
This man is a genius.
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I wish we had a Putin instead of retarded cianigger garbage.
it doesn't take much genius to see that the UK won't do anything because they've got their balls cut off long ago
>when you're so irrelevant people have to scroll over your flag first to know who you are
>I wish we had a Putin
no you don't
>when you're so irrelevant people have to scroll over your flag first to know who you are
at least we don't have any illusions about what we actually are
Midnight Putin.
Don't make me get up.
I hope that's the plan, but it's probably just an assassination that went not-quite-as-expected and now the UK is acting like a big boy trying to scare and adult.
Not that they'll do anything serious about it. Putin could literally tell May to get fucked and all the brits would do is send a very angry letter.
>when you're a dumb chav and don't recognize faded Latvia
fake news. america is full of slaves
Didn't even wait until it died down in the media.
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Well I'm ready if the UK really playns to do something drastic like nuking Moscow. This would mark the start of hundred thousand Muslim, Niggers and socialist dying in a matter of 12 hours. But lets not get too excited, Bongs have no balls, this ain't zeroday
it's austria you thick cunt. you're letting britain down your stupidity.
Next time you go with ''I'm ignorant therefore you're irrelevant'' -argument, do it against a truly irrelevant entity. Not knowing Austria's flag only makes You look bad, not Austria.
t. argument master pro
I'm more amused that Britain is acting all outraged by the idea that someone might try to silence a spy of theirs that's been turned. I mean really have they forgotten the Cold War already, it wasn't that long ago and they did tons shenanigans, some very brazenly too.
Putin has turned Russia from a third world post-communist joke back into a legitimate world power.
He's got you there, Nigel...
>invoking Article 5 of NATO
Putin gives 0 fucks
he talks like a bitch tho.
La creatura.....
Terrible knowledge of history there meight. Austria has been one of most important European powers in history right along with England, France and Germany.
>assassinating someone with a chemical ONLY your country has and everybody knows it
>Russians being this dumb
Its a bad timing for putin, he have enough to do, to give a shit about his political opponents.
in two weeks the elections in russia should start.
I think the queen send 007 to do that job, to throw a bad light on putin.
but even a bad light is a light and in that light people see a strong independent leader who is going hin interests and don´t bow to the kikes
Fuck this retarded stalin-esque logic. Someone else could have made russia great again without all this KGB garbage Putin and co have done for the last 20 years. Russia doesn't deserve their place on the world stage if they got there by being world class bastards and continue to do so to this day.
Your logic is the same as praising Mao or Stalin because they industrialized their countries despite being total cunts and killing countless of their own people etc. It grinds my gears okay
>Russians being this dumb
they arent dumb, they wanted to send a message and they know that the UK is powerless against them
>only one country have some chemical
Sure not dumb, just uncivilized.
You are one dumb fuck in that case
>not dumb, just uncivilized
quintessentially russian
Except that the narrative. He was poisoned with a Russian nerve agent therefore Russians did it.
Message sending between great powers is a bit more sophisticated than failed assassination attempts my dude.
Theresa may is barren she literally has no ovaries. She won't do anything remotely heroic. She looks like she has downs when she speaks so nobody can take her seriously.
>Russia doesn't deserve their place on the world stage if they got there by being world class bastards
You are aware that's the only way of being a noteworthy country, right? Give me one example to the contrary.
>muh WMD
Putin can poison anyone he wants at this point. What is MI5 going to do? Run the muh intelligence muh WMD gambit again? Fool me once. The (((Globalists))) played themselves. They literally can't pin this on Putin. Putin is just proving the point. There is nothing the west can do about this and no one just walks away from the KGB.
Your country is in severe decline and your "leader" is a king cuck who is the polar opposite of Putin. Your side of the arctic straight will probably be Russian or Chinese in a century you dumb faggot.
It's an elaborate test to measure British political resolve and at the same time close loose lips, sending a message to others who might be thinking of defecting.
007 was at diversity meetings all week. This smells like a different kind of (((agent))).
Clearly Putin should be dressing in drag to gain respect in the world.
>He was poisoned with a Russian nerve agent therefore Russians did it.
thats not how it works
Everyone knows israel/Mossad was behind this.
>what we actually are
but what you actually are?
>This man is a genius.
brits are the muricans of europe
education wise
sry but that's spain
Great reading comprehension there.
16 countries are currently or have produced this exact agent in the past. Guess which country was the first to produce it after the soviet union?
LOL!
Russian power is a myth. Painted over rust.
Look at your GDP and stop barking.
>muh joooos !!!!!11!
brainlet, shut up the adults are talking
And then you start to realize who Controls Putin.
LiskoSauli
I like your country. Hungarians I know will openly talk about how niggers smell and Paki's are all drug dealers. Shame you have so many gippos.
In the case of top secret nerve agents classified as weapons of mass destruction, yes, only one country has them because only one country is capable of producing them.
>russian double agent
>betrayed russia
>hated by FSB
>poisoned with a nerve agent only known to be produced by russia
>russia has assassinated defectors in the UK before
>russia denies it in the same way they denied invading crimea
>therefore someone else did it, maybe luxembourg? canada?
I do apologize for NATO bombing your country; evidently we must have blown up all of your schools for you to turn out to be this retarded.
Ah the "natural european"
First time in the UK huh Achmed? Enjoy, looks like they don't give a shit if you rape and kill all that matters to them. Ha ha ha ha God in Heaven I want all of your shit coloured "people" to die. So fucking smelly
>Theresa may is barren she literally has no ovaries.
Why are people that have nothing invested in the future, the power to decide what will happen?
Merkel is the same, a childless failure.
And I am sure all the Russians praise the great Putin just before eating their dirt for dinner and gulping down a gallon of homemade vodka so they can fall asleep and pray the cold takes them before they wake up to another Putin blessed Russian day.
>top secret
LOL. This nerve agent is almost 50 years old. Every country outside of Africa can produce it. Former British Intel have even been on British mainstream media TODAY to say that it could be produced in basically any industrial environment with chemical process equipment and easily acquirable materials. Keep listening to your zog overlords you stupid 80iq faggot.
This is just as likely as Russia
nigger, read
So is Macron.
>austria
>irrelevant
>only one country is capable of producing them.
Oh wow, other countries ain't able to produce it because they never disclosed it, also WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION.
Mightve been north korea too. Kim is getting isolated, China is wary of best Korea and Russia has been their new best friend now
One day Austria will be recognised for the great gifts it offered mankind.
I'm taking bets on whether this is a clowns of america ponyfucker. Any takers?
Best politician on Earth. UK is only playing the imperialistic game.
Israel?
The Falklands are British. There are no colonies anymore. You are basically the only country on earth we can wipe out without casualties so watch your mouth.
First time. I guess the question was to easy.
>>poisoned with a nerve agent only known to be produced by russia
poisoned with a nerve agent only known to be produced by former USSR
FTFY
Russia would most likely have ordered Belarus to do the hit for them.
>some guy said it on tv, it must be true
>whether this is a clowns of america ponyfucker
A fine example of British education at work. That or a Russian using a UK proxy.
If you asked it outside of Sup Forums, people would probably have a harder time of it.
These are all matters of facts that are public record. Your shareblue branded dragon dildo and CIA badge are showing you pony fucking lard arse.
>theguardian.com
What do they get out of it? There's shekels to be sure in Russia (oil, hot blondes, snow) but the cost of getting them is a bit more than the usual 'bomb muslim farmers in the desert' tax that we're used to
>mossad agent kills famous open ex russian spy
>trump forced to get on board the global anti russian agenda or defend a "chemical attack" by russia on our closest allies soil
>hmm
when in doubt you know where to look
Will you fight us too?
You are retarded.
The FSB fully supports and obeys Putin, while the FBI and CIA are far-left extremists trying to oust their own elected president. Trump REALLY needs to put the foot down and remind the CIA niggers who's the commander in chief, the "intelligence community" rebelling like this is a weakness no other world potency has.
Mr Putin is so very smart. He amazing. Greatest leader ever. America not smart! Drumpf not smart as Putin
>What do they get out of it?
Drives a wedge between Trump and Putin and makes it harder and harder for the West to normalize relations with Russia. This will allow Pompeo to push for war against Iran, which is the number one foreign policy goal
I don't want to bro there's more at stake than those islands. We all have a common enemy.
Long live Putin!
In all seriousness, Brits get a bad rap here because they don't have to learn a second language to post here.
Therefore, all the fucktards who aren't able to learn a second languages throughout Europe are barred from pol except those sporting British or Irish flags.
There are no downward limit for their IQ on pol unlike other Europeans...
Incidentally it is also the best time for Russian gangsters and oligarchs to kill off their competition in London. Putin will always be blamed for this
That’s why democracy needs to end. The powers behind the throne no longer respect the Constitution, so it is no longer the law of the land. Trump needs to deploy the military and end the charade once and for all.
You stupid fuck, look to GDP ppp.
Russia is about the same as Germany, 97% of it to be clear. That is about 25% of the U.S. which is a country 2x as large population wise.
The Russian ability to produce shit is now just half of that of the U.S..
In the 1990s it was below 10%...
Because people fall for the (((democratic))) trap.
if you told me a few years ago that one day I would be against democracy... what a crazy timeline
When you're rock bottom, you can only go up
I know.
I took democracy so dear too the heart that I went on to investigate how all other systems were worse, and in which ways they were worse.
Turns out I found democracy is a treacherous whore and now I spit on it.
I agree.
The military costs of russia produce even more beneficial stats. Russia gets way more for their money by heavily investing in extremely strategic technology like AA and submarine nuke delivery and reducing the overall size of the armed forces to compensate. Russia has more tanks, artillery pieces, AA, cruise missiles, and logistics equipment than all of the EU put together. Almost 400k of their soldiers have gone through the new professional soldier training and rearmament. Europe would fall like a leaf to this. The only thing they can't compete with is america.
Maybe if scotland bongs weren't too busy arresting people for saying mean things on the internet they could focus on foreign spies and terrorists on their stupid island
Putin played by FSB rules and clipped an old double agent, so Mi will play the same rules and clip a Russian in the uk.
"Blood for Blood" - Harry Pearce
We have to help fags deform their genitals and make sure Mohammed and his 20 brothers and cousins also called Mohammed don't go to jail for committing mass rape against kids.
That's the purpose of the military parade Trump has been pushing for. It's not a display of force for North Korea, Chyna or Russia: it's a reminder to the ((((deep state)))) in DC of who is the fucking commander in chief. No wonder the leftist kike media has been kvetching about it.
Surely the counterpart action would be to clip some intel official or agent in russia. If we kill one of them over here they will just kill a Brit over there.
NOTE; The nerve agent was only ever made in two labs. One in Russia, and One in Uzbekistan.
The Clowns [q] cleaned out the Uzbek site in 1991.
>Brits get a bad rap here because they don't have to learn a second language to post here.
but most quintessential british people are native arabic speakers
>kill somebody
>lean back and lel knowing you have a video of Trump with whores peeing on a bed in moscow.
>make prank calls on the red phone
Is Putin the Machiavelli of his time?
Is this what the democrats warned about?
If he makes NATO fall apart, that would make him the best ally the US ever had.
we have the worst PM in decades, i'm surprised more countries aren't taking advantage of this
Truth
Czarist Russia was so great wasn't it?