Name the rides, /pol
The Holocoster is real! Rabbis to design JEWISH DISNEYLAND
Andrew Kelly
Isaac Howard
The Circumciser
Gabriel Hughes
The haunted mine of usury spookycoaster 2000
Matthew Moore
The Holocoaster.
Aiden Hill
Ian Wright
Henry Gonzalez
how much you wanna bet that riders get turned upside down and shaken up and down so that all of the change falls out of their pockets?
Xavier Ortiz
"The Tunnel of Man-Boy Love"
Dylan Lopez
The Great Crucifier
Austin Reed
Yiddler’s revenge
Ethan Long
dreidel of doom
Samuel Murphy
let them do
Logan Morgan
Finally the holocoaster will be real.
G-d bless
Brayden Evans
Is that Inglewood?
Jordan Price
The death-by-masturbation machine ! The cage of bears and eagles !
Easton Edwards
Mr. Bones wild ride
Jayden Reed
Jewish people are great physicists and mathematicians but they really are bad with art and easthethics for whatever reason.
Luis Edwards
How about recreating the Auschwitz Rollercoaster?
Joshua Fisher
one of the rollercoaster rides takes you through an oven.
Jeremiah Anderson
Roller Shoaster
Bentley Fisher
The Hall of Cost (horror ride)
Brody Powell
pretty redundant, dont ya think? disney is a jewish diddler corp
Luke Bailey
Does it come with free train rides?
Lincoln Flores
>Took my kids to Jewland
>Pay 25 dollars to park
>pay 30 for parking lot walking privileges
>pay 10 dollars to stand in line
>pay 150 for tickets
>pay 15 for mandatory tip for ticket girl
>pay 15 dollars to use bathroom
>pay 5 dollar fine for using too much soap to wash my hands
>Pay 7 dollars to stand in line for Holocaust Hunted House ride
>pay 2 dollars to each Jew in line behind me, they call it the goyim tax
>kids want drinks
>pay 12.50 for water, 8.00 for cup, 3 dollars for ice, 50 cents from straw and lid
>pay 20 dollars to sit on bench and rest
>starts raining
>kids start trying to catch rain drops on tongue, pay 10 cents per rain drop they catch
>ready to leave
>pay 15 dollars to leave park
>pay 30 for parking lot exiting privileges
>See sign saying please come back, pay 30 dollars for viewing it.
The most magical place on earth
Ryder Johnson
>It's a small oven.
Nathan Cook
Lol
Camden Barnes
>bad with art and easthethics for whatever reason.
Those things require a soul
David Scott
Kek
Aiden Scott
Literally the first thing that came to mind.
Luis Wood
Jews are awful at Art, the more they take over Hollywood the more cape shit and remakes we get. Absolutely no originality or creativity, just mimic what's already been done by people better than you and then pat yourself on the back. They gave Get Out best original screenplay at the oscars and it's a fucking Stepford wives remake ffs. Modern Jews (old school Jews might have been better) are the least creative people around right now.
Parker Harris
ha
Jeremiah Evans
the fuck am i looking at
Nicholas Long
Jewish Disneyland? Isn't that awfully redundant?
Noah Cooper
The zog ride
Landon Miller
This is like being a kid in a candy store.
Adam Murphy
Shoah-coaster
Shekel world after all
Kevin Williams
Hunter Peterson
How will it make money if it has to close for half of the weekend?
Oliver Thompson
so they're opening another disney park?
David Baker
>Multiple jews in scuba gear swimming in the wishing well.
>Not employees. Visitors who came explicitly to collect shekels
>Spinning dredel teacups
>Rapunzel in the tower, but with jew curls
>'Waterpark' designed to look like fire resivoir
>No prices listed at food stands, haggle only.
>Nazis roam the park for halloween
>Merry-go-round, but instead of horseys, goyim
Carter Clark
Gotta have The Masturbation Machine
Or maybe an offroad coarse where you can practice throwing tomohawks from the back of a motorcycle
>if you aren't aware these are claims from less creditable holocaust memoirs
Tyler Edwards
Do the rides end in the oven or do they go all the way to hell?
Dominic Hall
> park built next to door to muslim housing development, muslims protest
> 6 days later muslim houses start getting bulldozed new rides built in their place
Jeremiah Brooks
> Multiple jews in scuba gear swimming in the wishing well
Lost it right here
Robert Fisher
Spoopy Showers
Evan Myers
Nice, I spent like 5 minutes trying to work that reference in there before I gave up