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Brandon Reyes
William Wilson
ONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-CHAN
Dylan Nelson
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Bentley Parker
L-lewd
Jose Adams
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Luis Parker
I bet he would chug his cum like apple juice.
Noah Bell
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Evan White
Ebina is thirsty.
And fat.
Ayden Gomez
>fat
Those are curvy love handles for better gripping.
Jeremiah Ross
I've never seen a cow eat so many hamburgers.
Brandon Ward
Oh wow, fuck you japan.
Time for some night hamburger delivery.
Luke Morgan
Why is mini Umaru so sexually appealing?
Lucas Morgan
Why did Umaru get so worked up when she thought Bomber was doing after Ebina? She's hot as fuck, so why would she think it's weird? Doesn't she want her friends to date?
James Ramirez
Bomber is an adult male, Ebina is schoolgirl.
You're sick.
Brandon Howard
Isn't she like 16? What's the big deal then? Good for him I say.
Carson Ortiz
>Your brother's coworker is fucking your friend
Hm, I don't know if I would be uncomfortable in Umaru's shoes.
Ebina sympathies lies elsewhere regardless.
David Jackson
but then
Cameron Taylor
Why is that her business? Why does she think it's okay for her to cock block him? Ebina can decide for herself whether she is interested or not.
Kayden Gutierrez
>Ebina can decide for herself whether she is interested or not.
Doesn't mean she had to advertise her to an adult male.
Chase Moore
DELETE
Jason Jackson
Whatever. You know, some people would be happy for their friends to get laid.
Jose Stewart
Afro dude seems a bit too desperate, unsafe even, when he talks about Ebina.
I can see why Umaru is being careful.
Asher Moore
Hes funny, tall, confident, fairly decent looking and has a good job. Ebina is awkward as fuck. If she stays like this, she'll have a hard time in the real world. I'm sure she'd profit from dating him.
Ryder Young
I want ebina to sit on my face
Asher Bennett
>Local man suffocates to death happily
>tall
F-fuck you!
Ethan Perry
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Josiah Price
Sex with her would be super awkward but also pleasant in a way.
Christopher Nguyen
>sex
>pleasant in a way
Ow really?
Isaac Wilson
The problem is that she'd make all kinds of weird sounds and also wouldn't be very proactive, leaving you to do all the work basically. But that might be enjoyable for some.
Brody Howard
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Hudson Rivera
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Levi Torres
Reminder that Bomber is carrying a 157cm Japanese girl.
Christopher Jenkins
She's a beast once she gets to be comfortable though.
Gavin Ross
IM ROVIN IT!!!
Anthony Reed
Now I feel disgusting.
Why don't I have a metabolism of a 16 y\o 2D joshikokousei?