Americans BTFO

y'all yanks are the traitors not my boy Benedict he the only one loyal out here

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Yeah, because I really want to give up my constitutional rights and be Britain right now lol. I'll take austistic Washington's side

Reported to British authorities for posting on far-right extremist website with a butter knife in direct proximity WHILE having no TV or internet license.

MUH CONSTITUTION.

implying dictatorship by monarch wouldn't be a million times better for both of us

The brits never respected arnold.
They wanted to trade him for a brit spy and the spy got executed because arnold refused to be handed over back to america.

Benedict arnold is the biggest cuck in american history

levels of autism previously thought impossible

says the ancap

>tax the colonists
>they riot since they want taxes to be passed by elected representatives in colonial assemblies
>Britain repeals it
>tax the colonists
>they riot since they want taxes to be passed by elected representatives in colonial assemblies
>Britain repeals it
>tax the colonists
>they riot since they want taxes to be passed by elected representatives in colonial assemblies
>Britain repeals it
>tax the colonists
>they riot since they want taxes to be passed by elected representatives in colonial assemblies
>Britain repeals it
>tax the colonists
>they riot since they want taxes to be passed by elected representatives in colonial assemblies
>Britain repeals it
>tax the colonists
>they riot since they want taxes to be passed by elected representatives in colonial assemblies
>Britain repeals it
>tax the colonists
>they riot since they want taxes to be passed by elected representatives in colonial assemblies
>Britain repeals it
>tax the colonists
>they riot since they want taxes to be passed by elected representatives in colonial assemblies
>Britain repeals it
>tax the colonists
>they riot since they want taxes to be passed by elected representatives in colonial assemblies
>Britain repeals it
>tax the colonists
>they riot since they want taxes to be passed by elected representatives in colonial assemblies
>Britain repeals it
>tax the colonists
>they riot since they want taxes to be passed by elected representatives in colonial assemblies
>Britain repeals it
>tax the colonists
>they riot since they want taxes to be passed by elected representatives in colonial assemblies
>Britain repeals it
>tax the colonists
>they riot since they want taxes to be passed by elected representatives in colonial assemblies
>Britain repeals it
>tax the colonists
>they riot since they want taxes to be passed by elected representatives in colonial assemblies
>Britain sends soldiers to enforce the tax
>they revolt
If only Britain had a way to stop it

I somewhat agree.
George III was one of the best British Monarchs.
American secession was literally Parliamentarians 2.0: Electric Boogaloo & the only reason it lasted was because we couldn't just invite a King over to be KING OF AMERICA.

But on the other hand I wouldn't exist without it happening so I guess that's cool.

>tfw Arnold regretted his decision and had his wife help him put on his American uniform a short time before his death
>tfw we never had President Benedict Arnold

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implying thats not feelgood american propaganda. the UK wouldn't have even let him keep that uniform idiot

How do bongs actually view Washington? Was he just a hick with a horseshoe in his ass, or was he a time traveling super warrior?

i'd fucking kill myself if I lived under a retarded parliamentary government

your legal system is also a complete joke

They don't teach us American history in school, most of us just know him as 'that guy off the bank note in movies' only people who are interested in politics or history especially know more than that.

hey man, i'm no fan of (((democracy))) either, but your system is no better. at least we have a monarch to fall back on as a last minute dictator

Do they talk about losing the empire and how it happened? (Including places like India and Africa)

>y'all
>out here
Nig detected

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Well, it depends. Half of the school teach you how evil the mepire was and how we all aught to be ashamed, and the other half just never mention it and hope you don't find out. The idea is if you don't know we had an empire, you can't be proud of it. My school was the latter, I didn't know we even had an empire until I was like 13 and my parents mentioned it in conversation

It's your history too. Well, at least the time he had 2 horses shot dead from between his legs in one battle only to take off his coat and hat after winning to find 5 bullets casually lodged in them.

The guy ok'd a suicide mission contingent on the most bizarre weather requirements and nature was like "nah not fucking with him" and of course it worked.

It wouldnt be better at all
>Oi mate, is that flour you got there? CONSTABLE CONTABLE THIS MAN AINT BINNED HIS FLOUR!
Fuck off, we keep our guns and sovreignty. If anything, partition the Union and you fools can have the pansy New England states.

>New World discovered
>Large scrotum'd alphas race over to find success through their own intelligence and hard work.
>England is left completely devoid of actual men.
>Old world king makes us pay taxes.
>We tell Georgie to go buy his own taxes.
>Brits throw a fit and a fist.
>USA beats the "most powerful military in the world" (not true, by the way) with a rag tag militia from the neighborhood.
>England confirmed pussies and possibly gay.
>Fast forward 250 years.
>Nothing has changed.