I will become a Hero of Justice

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Drown in your ideals and die.

Just read the VN.
Why the fuck doesn't Shirou or any of the other masters use a gun?

was it autism?

I think you're retarded, but it works out for you then great.

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I thought it was established that Shiro couldn't copy guns

Kerry does.

You can't trace firearms

I don't know what it is or why it is this particular series but I just can't stand Shirou. Everything about him pisses me the fuck off. Yeah he is a good and noble but his actions and the ass pulls is annoying to no end.

show me your resolve then! not some borrowed ideals from someone

Any reason in particular?

I think he was supposed to be the typical MC, and they turned his autism to 11.

Go on, no skin off my back. Who knows, maybe one day you'll even save me?

I make it a point to pee in any pool I go to

You gotta read the vn to get into his head to understand the autism, that's what makes him fun

because even the masters can laugh regular guns off like its nothing, kirei could tank regular bullets without pause

He is a brainlet

>kirei could tank regular bullets without pause
How did he get beat by a high school student twice, then?
Doesn't negroShiro do just that?

>How did he get beat by a high school student twice, then?
once through having satan turn his heart off, the other time with a magical sword to the heart

I do feel like he died too easily in Fate after seeing what he could do in HF

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No dark skin and white hair

The anime makes it look like asspulls thanks to the absence of bad endings and internal monologues. Him surviving certain situations is more often than not is well-justified.

Post-UBW Shirou doesn't make a deal with Alaya. His hair and skin stays normal.

Why are Rin and Archer paired so often?

I thought the physical changes were the side effect of the toll tracing took on him, not a result of his deal with Alaya

Cause master/servant, the bantz are more casual, Archer is grown up Emiya, etc. I hate it too though.Not enough shirou/rin doujins as a direct result of that pairing

they look nice together

Shirou is for Sakura

Shirou was Asian, so his origin was Sword.
Archer ALTER is Black, so his origin is rightfully Gun.

It's Japan

I hate you faggot secondaries so much, Shirou can project ANYTHING that he's able to trace, he can pull out fishing equipment for example

Probably never seen a gun, though.

Bullshit.

Shirou origin is sword. His autism is sword. His sword obsession is so high he literally warps reality because he loves swords so much.

His body is literally swords.

Yeah, Shirou's as good at projecting as he is at cooking.

wormslut

I heard she gets deleted as much as she gets wormed, and just mentioning her and the fish in the same post will net you an award from the janitors.
Best girl indeed.

Then why is he so good at archery?

Read the VN.

Archery is a kind of sword.

It's the whole thing of Japanese archery being more about mental state or something like that.

But if I reread it I won't get around to Tsukihime

Fuck off

Well it's early on in one of the routes. I just don't remember which one.

Go read Tsuki, it's better than Fate/milking

When it comes to doujins, Shirou is for all girls, and vice versa

Shirou was a god at archery on the school team, he quits just before the start of the series because Shinji is being a meanie-head.

Yes, and? He can still project other shit, just not as easily. Just look at rho aius

So just like regular marksmanship? I bet you breathe when you shoot too.

I believe in Extra it was explained that he was colored that way due to radiation from a nuclear power plant.

Best girl will.

I meany like some weird buddhist, zen, inner peace shit.

Pic unrelated?

Everyone knows Rin's true love is Shinji.

>self-insert beta harem mc
delete this

Go away Shinji.

Worms don't have genders

Got to find me some inner peace some time.
That's kind of hot.

At least he's not nosebleeding.

cause swordz are kooler

>MUH VN
nice meme high school beta-kunfag

Why is Saber such a huge slut

Why isn't caliburn arrow a thing shirou can do?

Fuck you she's pure

Rin is the superior slut.

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Kiritsugu answers this question

S L U T

RIN PLEASES HOT BLONDES FOR F R E E

I remember this scene. I remember thinking how weird it was that Saber kept saying her body was gross and muscle-y even though she was visible slim.

It still bothers me to this day.

FSN is a generic ecchi battle harem disguised as shounen

>I do not wish for you to see this muscular body
>petite as fuck with no muscular parts of her body or whatsoever
Really nigger

>Starts off as a war between mages with summoned super humans
>Turns into a harem where all the waifus want the MC's dick for no reason.

Stay night fags everyone.

>disguised as shounen
It's an 18+ visual novel nigga

>pure

Saber is innocent and pure

Yuri is the purest form of love.

>iknowhowtopleaseaman.jpg

>After all, it is not like you are a virgin

No thank you, but I don't like eroge. Eroge is for virgin loser

SABER PLEASES AUTISTIC JAPANESE GINGER BOY FOR FOOD AND MANA

DOHOHOHO

How can anyone think that she's pure looking at this expression? Literally the face of a slut who's hungry for some dick.

Me too.

Who in the VN didn't want Shirou's cock?

Nah.

RIN PLEASES BRITISH BLONDE KING FOR HER OWN PLEASURE OHOHOHOHO

Magic futa dicks. Not even once.

Gilgamesh

Tohsaka Rin pleases young blond Dutch girls for money ohohohohohohohoho

>I will become a Hero of Justice.
its one of the cheapest cliches in anime and manga.

>Gilgamesh
Wrong.

Damn right she does. Luvia is her biggest customer to boot.

Fate/Zero disagrees with you.

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>Mix of widespread female character tropes into one character

Does that mean Illya is the most feminine anime girl ever?

If you were a grill how could you not?
>Has his own house, which he keeps clean.
>Ripped AF, good at sports.
>Can cook
>Handyman
>Will eventually become the definition of GAR

Shirou is the rarest breed of Harem protagonists that actually deserve it.

But he's a ginger manlet with crippling sword autism.