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PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>Tucker: Men In America pt1 3/7/18
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Rally @Miramar Marine Corps Air Station 3/13/18
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>Pres Trump remarks @Wall Prototypes 3/13/18
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>Pres Trump visits Border Wall Prototypes 3/13/18
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>Pres Trump statement on firing T-Rex 3/13/18
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>VP Pence @Ind Women's Forum 3/13/18
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis remarks in Kabul 3/13/18
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>SoS T-Rex statement on departure 3/13/18
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>Ivanka roundtable on sex trafficking 3/13/18
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>Don Jr on F&F 3/13/18
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>AFCOM/CENTCOM @Senate on budget 3/13/18
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>EdSec Devos @PTA Legislative Conf 3/13/18
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>IntSec Zinke on budget request 3/13/18
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>VP Pence on Hannity 3/12/18
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>Pres Trump welcomes Houston Astros to WH 3/12/18
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>shillary falls in india 3/12/18
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>Secs Army/Navy/Air on Future of US Military 3/12/18
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>SoS T-Rex presser in Chad 3/12/18
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>UN Amb Haley @UNSC on Syria Ceasefire 3/12/18
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say it with me

REP

DREW

MILLER

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95 VOTES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Is this true?

WHY. DO. WE. KEEP. LOSING? IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE THIS WAY!

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AWOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOO

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Hello?

sick raccoon will win

Lamb is on track to win by 95 votes. Just 95 fucking votes. There are two precincts outstanding. Apparently absentees, too.

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I
I believe
I believe that Jeb! will win!

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inbefore asshurt mods are asshurt

>all these non-US flags being blackpill shills

As an actual PA user (not PA-18 though), let me drive the point home for the millionth time. Lamb is the more electable candidate for the region:

>Pro-Life Catholic
>Prosecutor who cracked down on gangs
>Is talking heavily about addressing opioid crisis
>Against gun control
>Actually agreeing with Trump at times

Saccone is a GOPe Bush-era relic who has nothing going for him aside from an R next to his name. To make matters worse, he's a union-buster, which suggest that he's a globalist. He's a shitty candidate in pretty much every sense.

This election doesn't mean anything for any sort of "blue wave" later this year or a 2020 upset. Trump has for all intents and purposes already won this county.

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95 VOTES

LESS THAN 100 VOTES!

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this thread is going so fast no one will notice i never use visas

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>post yfw cia niggers shoah the polls

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fuck jannies

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If deleted, hold a little bit longer until they're off our backs. I get the feeling it will be a little longer than usual.
However its strange because we've had these kind of threads TWO YEARS AGO.

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FUCKING TIED BOYS

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All is fine

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Looking like lamb will win with around 400~ votes unless the remaining votes come in lopsidedly Saccone

Republicans should have paid more attention to this race and maybe thrown Saccone a few grand to shore things up, but overall I think it bodes poorly for Democrats since you can't micromanage and overspend on every race when you've got more than 450 to worry about in November.

opensecrets.org/races/summary?cycle=2018&id=PA18

>warned for spam when I only made one post
what did they mean by this?

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they are eating cake at Saccone HQ now

seems a bit early

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MAGA, niggers. Give Saccone your power!

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LETS GO SACC
LETS GO SACC
LETS GO SACC

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LAMB WILL STILL WIN YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLES

GAP IS 95
GAP IS 95
GAP IS 95
GAP IS 95
GAP IS 95

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Who are you even supposed to represent in this instance?

I NEED SOME VALIUM AAAAAAAAAAAa

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>95 Votes

ABSENTEE VOTES TOMORROW
ABSENTEE VOTES ARE MOSTLY MILITARY
MILITARY IS 70% (R)
THANK YOU COSMIC AWOO!

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now this is getting interesting

OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOD.
GIMME THAT LAST ONE PERCENT

Checked

>0.0% lead
Goddamn.

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absentees in republican areas in the morning

FUUUUCK

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wew

So this pretty much guarantees a recount then?

TIED WITH ONLY ! PERCENT LEFT IN WESTMORELAND,HOLY FUCK I THINK HE DID IT

HOLY SHIT

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just got in here lads, what's the rundown? apparently Rick "Big Dick" Sac(k)one is tied with that blue faggot. is there any hope of pulling out the win?

>95 VOTES
>95 VOTES
>95 VOTES

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DEAD FUCKING HEAT BOYS!!!!

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im just here for the cartoon feet

they went even faster then. we were having a new one every few minutes

Fuck Fox for making me go to CNN. STOP CUTTING TO FUCKING COMMERCIAL I WANT TO SEE THE NUMBERS

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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It is a mystery...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH WE'RE FUCKING TIED

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You people are crazy. Lamb has the absentee ballots to help him win

>CIA digits

2 precincts with 95 vote difference.

Holy shit, this is getting fucken recounted.

NINETY FIVE VOTES
HOLY SHIT

Mods and hotpocketeers are ever so salty that Trump actually won and Rs might keep winning. Notice that this didn't happen for Roy Moore threads.

Guys I just got back at the voting station in my town. I think we've made a big mistake. When I showed up there were thousands and thousands Antifa members, blacks, and mexicans. All of them had #DamnedForLamb signs and were chanting slogans. I eventually got through to vote and I did my part for Saccone but I don't see what difference it will make. After I left, I heard some commotion from the town square and went down there to see what was going on. The LambHams had erected a stage and were playing protest music. There were tattoo artists all around and the most hardcore LambHams were getting Conor's face tattooed over their face. Eventually the music stopped and Conor Lamb came out on stage, dressed in ritual robes. The LambHams began making inhuman screams and grunts and lined up for the stage. With each "We summon you oh great blue wave" chant, Conor Lamb cut down a Lambham and ripped them open, throwing the organs atop the blood orgy that had now developed on the town square. Suddenly the ground began shaking and split open. Great blue tendrils of energy erupted from the ground and began snaking though town, strangling and killing any republican supporter. I managed to get away, but I don't know how much time I have left before the blue wave gets me.

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GO SACC!

imagine some congressional special election where the winner won't even be in office for a year, and where the layout of the district will be completely different
somehow this is the hill that both Republicans and Democrats decided to fight over

NECK AND NECK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Looks like absentee ballots will determine

Got to do something with all that sheetcake.

SIX

THOUSAND

EIGHT

HUNDRED

ABSENTEE

BALLOTS

REMAINING

TO

BE

COUNTED

Saccone no, that's how Hillary fucked up.

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My heart can't take it
>tfw no qt user to hold

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not all of them will be for him tho

SHCKJVFHGB

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>pro-life
>won't do anything about Abortion

fuck off

HERE COMES THE BLUE WAVE

PLUS absentees in Washington & Green in the AM.

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Be aware there's misfires hitting everyone now. Speaking of which, I should take care of something.

SACC ATTACK!

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>it came in lopsidedly Saccone
>Saccone still loses

lel, but it okay because there will be a recount. Usually recounts find that the Democrats had ballots mysteriously counted twice, like in Detroit in 2016.

Are you niggers serious.

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>95

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Mods are anti lewd right now

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NO FUN HERE
NO FUNPOSTING ALLOWED

BECAUSE THIS GUY

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So you guys are just gonna keep letting immigrants vote?
smhtbqh

CONCEDE SACC, BE A MAN

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They are not mostly military. It's military, disabled, and people with a reason.

>THOSE TWO PRECINCTS ARE NOT COUNTING TONIGHT AT ALL
This is more annoying than MI refusing to certify until weeks later

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GO AWAY MAORI

This whole thing has been crazy. I thought that Lamb was going to win by 1-2%. I didn't want that to be true, but I expected it.

1. There will be a recount
2. Saccone will win before it
3. Absentee ballots that aren't counted are what will tip the scales. Lamb can still win because of the not yet counted ballots, but holy shit is this close.

>Notice that this didn't happen for Roy Moore threads.

yeah I remember that
outsiders flooded the board and threads for a long time
meanwhile once Sacc starts closing the gap suddenly there's strict enforcement of the rules

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9 5 v o t e s

Gentle reminder that Democratic Allegheny county accounts for 3800 of the 7000 absentee ballots in this race - and most of the absentee ballots in this region are students, not military members.

TIED
TIED
TIED
TIED


WE"RE BACK
>GIVE SACC YOUR ENERGY
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Draw it out of a hat!