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Everyone laugh at the bongs part two
Noah Phillips
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Leo Murphy
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Jayden Adams
I watched a video of their politicians breathing air about this. Why do they all stand up after someone talks then sit down 3 seconds later?
Kayden Rogers
That's so cute. I mean now they can have a pretend car while they pretend to be police officers
Elijah Bennett
>Inbred
Caleb Bennett
I think it's because they want to address the house.
Cooper Watson
Nice vpn boris.
Xavier Hall
Its called respect.
Owen Hernandez
THEY WERE PEACEFUL PEOPLE SEEKING RWFUGE FROM AN EVIL REGIME!!!
Owen White
It's sad that the first time that shitty little island got fresh genes in the pool in over 500 years and all of them are shitskins. Their princess, their mayor in the capital, all the sandniggers raping their women and children the list goes on.
Kayden Wilson
Nice meme flag Ahmed
Logan Cox
Strong Uncle Volodya is laughing for certain!
Camden Williams
Just like tbey respected all those (((asian))) grooming gangs.
God save the queen
Asher Carter
They're standing up to indicate that they wish to address the house.
The Speaker (the fag in the chair in the middle) picks who may address the house, from those MPs standing.
MPs must be seated while another addresses the house, so they inevitably sit down after the Speaker has called a name, and rise again the next time an MP has finished addressing the house
Jose Turner
Absolutely pathetic. 100 years ago, the British navy would've invaded Russia and captured Moscow by now.
Jose Lopez
>be in bonland
>Get on the tram
>Everyone stands up
>tram conductor announces its time for morning prayers
>Everyone pull out their koran amd prayer rug
>Those who dont are taken off at the next stop and arrested for hate crimes
>Everyone stands up
>Get off at my stop
>Everyone stands up
>Police officer walks up and checks everyone for their standing license
>Go into the local chip shop
>Everyone stands up
>Order fish and chips with a cuppa
>Show them my food license
>Pay 15 rupees for my meal
>Everyone stands up
>Grab spoon to stir my tea
>Realize I forgot to renew my spoon license
>Local police arrest me and send me to jail
>everyone in jail stands up
Matthew Cooper
Do you not know what nukes are you fat mong?
Ryder Allen
This is starting to become incredibly embarrassing and concerning. This is fighting talk, expelling diplomats, literally accusing russia of having an illegal chemicals weapons program in violation of international law, and that they refuse to take this ti the security council and demand an international and independent investigation.
May and any MPs who are acting irrational and extremely irresponsible should be ashamed of themselves.
Jaxson Collins
Why are you all giving the bongs a hard time? If a Russian spy was murdered in the middle of Washington DC that's exactly what the US would do - lot of stern warnings, expelling diplomats, maybe a sanction.
Jaxon Barnes
It´s actually a strage thing that you would kick dilomats out in mids of a diplomatic crisis.
Wyatt Wright
Liam Brooks
>be British
>get poisoned
Dominic Robinson
Is there any proof that the Russians did it? I mean it's obvious they're the ones who did it but you can't just start shit with another nation without proof.
Logan Morales
Haha bongs
Jack Howard
> oi mate was that plastic spoon used to mix novichok?
> better throw you in the dock just in case, god save the queen
Dylan Foster
youtube.com
BHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EVERYONE LAUGH AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAH
Isaac Murphy
Either Russia did it, or Russia has lost control of its novichok stockpile.
Either way, Putin has some explaining he refuses to do.
Jaxon James
Ok I kekked
Lincoln Gonzalez
The bongs threatened the Russians with dire consequences thinking that they mattered, didn't abide by their own deadline for action, and then expelled diplomats as their "dire consequences."
Brody Stewart
Did that actually happen, or is this some muh Russia tier shit?
Can I get a quick rundown?
Christian Lopez
>Britain after the Britexit
>HAHAHA Fuck you Germany and EU, no more rapugees for us, suck it Ahmed! We don't need you we have the Commonwealth and America!
>HAHAHAHA Canada your prime minster is a cuck and so is your country! HAHAHA A FUCKING LEAF,DAY OF THE RAKE WHEN!!
>HAHAHA AUSIS lost a war to Roo's! HAHAHA fucking criminal island abos!! HAHAHA
>HAHAHA New Zealand? More like kiwi abo niggers! HAHAHA
>HAHAHA America is full of niggers and spics and Trump is an idiot!! LE 56% AMERIMUTTS, BE AMRIFATS GET SHOT!HAHAHA
>HAHAHA FUCK Ireland
>Last 24 hours
>C-cmon lads w-we have t-to stick together, Russia is a treat to the west and we need fight as brothers r-right lads? I-it was just banter chaps N-NATO? G-guys.....Fuck Ireland
The eternal Anglos folks.
Sebastian Rivera
>trying to threaten him
Samuel Long
Why would Russia try to kill an ex Russian spy with a chemical weapon made in Russia?
Dylan Kelly
>Bongs accuse Russians of poisoning ex Russian spy turned double agent
>Russians flatly deny
>Brits demand apology and give Russia until midnight to apologize other they will issue "dire consequences"
>deadline passes, nothing happens
Nathan Peterson
obv a shop. a real baby bong cop car would be painted in faggot rainbow patterns.
Andrew Gray
>that pic
Connor Lopez
suck my tits,
you fucking cock jockey
Landon Gray
BLYAT STUPID ENGLOSAKS WITH ITS ACTIONS PUTIN INCREASE THE RATING ON THE FORTHCOMING ELECTIONS
Ethan Foster
use your real IP address Ivan
Matthew Morgan
so now that us officials killed muh russia collusion, britcucks try to piss em (putin) off? i. literally. cant. stop. laughing.
Mason Hernandez
I stand with Britain and hope they tear those Russian subhumans a new one.
Just because Trump LOVES the taste of Russian cum doesn't mean we have to too.
Brandon Gomez
CYKA BLAT!
Mason Campbell
>us officials killed muh russia collusion
Source?
Isaiah Lopez
How has Corbyn acted through all this?
Isaiah Rodriguez
>How has Corbyn acted through all this
With dignity and grace.
Isaac Phillips
OI DO YA HAVE A LICENSE FOR THAT INSULT YA DAMN LIMEY?!!!
Connor Allen
A Russian double agent (working for Britain) was poisoned on British soil using an obscure chemical only produced in Russia.
Carter Clark
>taste of Russian cum
You do not know from what you refuse, ask your grandmother first.
Jack Walker
>ask your grandmother first.
She said Russian dick tickles.
Logan Jackson
Britain is a meme run by a cabal of satanist pedophiles acting like they're still in grade school
Camden Hill
How do we solve Russian degeneracy?
Christian Rogers
>A "Russian" "double agent" ("working" for "Britain") was "poisoned" on "British soil" "using" an "obscure" "chemical" "only" "produced" "in" "Russia".
Asher Mitchell
Seems like the problem of Russian aidsniggers is solving itself.
Jordan Russell
>Tells a Russian that his Grandmother would enjoy a Russian cock
>What did he mean by this?
Charles Bell
Putin poisoned the spy
then blame the stupid West for unfounded threats against Russia
YOU IDIOTS STRENGTHENING THE RATING OF PUTIN BEFORE ELECTIONS
Hudson Miller
Trump is allowed to worship Russian dick but grandma isn't.
Why the double standards? Why the double chin?
Wyatt Martinez
>All this muh russia news when another decade long mudlime rape story breaks.
very convenient
Alexander Gomez
>23 Russians have SEVEN days to leave
>Officials and royal family boycotting (((World Cup)))
>Lavrov's trip cancelled
>No proof or evidence given(again)
>Making lies about Russia treating it with disdain when all offers of assistance and cooperation have been declined by Britain.
Putin must be laughing his arse off.
Brayden Barnes
John Reed
HA
Blake Brown
>When they don't even order them to leave immediately but instead tell them to get out in a little under a month
Hunter Gonzalez
>be americunt
>wake up at 4 in the morning
>drink coffee-infused high fructose cornsyrup
>gain another chin
>open door to leave
>dodge bullets from startled police officer
>thank him for his service
>get in pick-up truck
>wait in traffic for 5 hours, only poor people take public transport
>the clock strikes 11 past 9
>everyone gets out of their car and faces towards new york
>salute the twin towers. never forget.
>get to work
>see a job creator pass by
>prostrate before him and ask if you can work longer and for less
>he tells you that that you're going places
>the entire office begins clapping, thanking him for being so generous
>take lunch break (unpaid)
>eat a super size bowl of ranch sauce with a topping of salad
>gain a bra size
>finally head home from work after working unpaid overtime
>get pulled over by the cops
>they ask to see your ancestry.com results
>60% white
>cops feel threatened by how white you are
>get shot
Dominic Hall
Reminder: Kikebook has removed Britain First which had over 2mn people following it for "hate speech,racism and inciting violence" for highlighting Islamic rape gangs including the latest revelations of a murderous rape gang in 93% white Telford.
Caleb Richardson
>Be right wing
>Get jailed
Fucking hell why
Benjamin Young
Yes, this is so logical.
Kill a spy who has been in prison in Russia and does not own any information.
And this is on the eve of presidential elections in Russia.
This is exactly done by the Russians, and not just another provocation by the stupid Englishmen.
Shariah need! Even Pakistanis are better than English scum.
Joshua Walker
Seek medical attention.
Evan Taylor
>be American
>be born
>held down crying
>Jewish doctor takes penis in his warm hands
>stretched foreskin
>starts to cut into my body
>tears and rips off skin if my penis
>mutilation complete
>my father thanks the doctor
>hands over money
Joseph Cruz
I like that picture. Dude in the middle is in jail and the rest has been bombed to shit in syria.
Jayden Parker
Whatever is shit in the US, you cannot beat the top tier cuckery being conducted in the UK m8.
Jordan Anderson
And 1000 other muslims just fuck english woman
Tyler Cook
>be german
That's all the shit I'll give you. Anything more would just be cruel. Kinda even feel bad for bringing it up in the first place.
William Evans
I disagree
Wyatt Green
How, exactly? You do know the actual ethnic demographics, right? Their nation is dying out as we speak.
Joshua Cook
Yup. Spineless cowards.
Just imagine your daughter getting groomed and mass raped, multiple times and you, as a father, don't find the biggest fucking blade you can find and start whacking off mudshit heads at large.
Pathetic.
Lucas Thomas
Weak banter mate
Russian VPN or just a fat 22 year old anime larper?
Anthony Anderson
>as we speak.
something you won't be able to do anytime soon.
At least they have firearms. You can't even get a spoon without a license
Charles Brown
Charles Rogers
>That's all the shit I'll give you.
Save some for Walmart.
Anthony Nelson
Americans are descended from germans you dumb mutt
Austin Bailey
>expels muh russians
>doesnt expel all the terrorists and rapists
Atleast here we try to deport people, but the cuck judges always let them stay.
Xavier Ramirez
Wow a tired quip about free speech, without actually addressing the post.
Talking with continentals is always disappointing.
Owen Cox
gerbro please. stop pointing fingers across the atlantic and get something done to rek merkel.
Levi Ward
>firearms
>believing memes
Whoops
Parker Rodriguez
Why should I adress the post. It was shit and not worth any thing besides b-rated banter.
Landon Bennett
This guy is disparaging people of color and using terms like "ethnics" in a detrimental fashion. Help us, UK Hate Crime units, we must protect the sanctity of our internet and defend the feelings of the oppressed!
Nice knowing you bro
Jordan Brooks
>heavily licensed.
the second you speak out against multiculturalism you get raided and your arms taken.
Stop deluding yourself.
Oliver Reyes
I'm giving the bongs a hard time because the Brits are like our girlfriend picking a fight with some random drunk dude and saying
>you gonna do something about this murica?
Juan Morris
youre an idiot. we should be helping them, not doing this.
post your nose
Hudson Baker
>shit
Facts are just facts. They aren't of any particular quality, moron.
>implying I don't hate niggers kikes etc
Americans always make this assumption, but the fact that your population is like 45% made up of them makes me think you guys are more ok with it than we are.
Dylan Kelly
>Moving goalposts
Stop it, you're embarassing yourself
Charles Lewis
Yeah, let's talk about the process you have to go through to get said firearms. No? Thought so.
Also,
>.22 semi auto AK
Kek
Gabriel Morales
You go to a range a few times then apply for a licence.
Jose Miller
Were you expecting anything less? The pedo rings in Britain run deep, deep enough to where false flagging a war with Russia is much preferred to the crimes of British officials being aired out for all to see.
Wyatt Kelly
Read: Because when we redpill the normies they will want to laugh at this whole WW3 hysteria we've been having.
Brody Sullivan
its the jews
cristiano warned about them
Jayden Wood
Around 1900 Brits were scared shitless of Russia invading India.
Jaxon Gray
Its important to be able to laugh at tragedy but at what point do we stop measuring our cucked dicks against each others and give England some help?
Fuck.
Just sitting here watching them get triggered in Brittish isn't when they're saying 'you're next.'
Wyatt Martin
>Be british
>get on Sup Forums
>everyone laughs at how inept our police are
>everyone then says we live in a police state
>nobody seems to see the contradiction
>whatever
>switch on tv
>don't pay tv licence because police are inept
>roll a joint, I assume Sup Forums thinks that the police automatically know about this too
I sometimes get the feeling that the Americans who rip the piss live in more of a police state than we do, because seriously, nobody in England gives a fuck what the police say about anything. They've had their funding cut again and again and again. They're basically a non-entity now.
Hudson Martinez
You and I both know that's bullshit. Under what circumstances can they deny your application?
Gavin Hall
You take a background check, have a locked storage space and keep your license up to date.
Easy to be honest.