How hard would you adore a healslut?

How hard would you adore a healslut?

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If you've ever actually played a healer in an MMO you know the only way to get by is to tell people when they're being dead weight worthless pieces of shit instead of being nice.

This. If you try to play nice you will be wiping in dungeons for hours. Do yourself a favor and replace deadweight.

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I always hard adore anything voiced by Reina Ueda. How can she be do perfect?

Being a healer is the hugest pain in the ass. Thank god i was the alchemist that threw potions at people and told them i ran out of them when they started whining and dying.

Because she voiced Shiori who is an ideal housewife and will pop out 5 kids one day

This is surprisingly accurate.

Pretty much, I did love playing RDM in FFXI though. The harder the NM the better, healing easy fights is the worst thing to ever have to do.

Truth. Also fighting with the other healers. We had a pug ragequit midway through a raid because she couldn't take the bants.

A LOT.

>10 Episodes

>MMO healing is a pain in the ass
>MMO healing
There is probably a reason why I've never played a healer that tops surfing explosions and life-saving flick shots.

>anime will never be real

...

I picked this up specifically because Ueshama was in it, and I was not disappointed.

I wish I had a fun MMORPG with a clan of people around my age who alll happen to live in the same city as myself.

I've been a healer main for years and I've literally never done this. I might make a suggestion, but I never actively try to put someone down or insult them.

Are you still a healer main?

>end game content
>only 5 skills in quick bar
>fall asleep on the keyboard
>catch a cold
>play popular nationwide MMO
>meet the guy around the corner
>be 1337 Neet
>somehow 2:00 AM is exceptionally late

I could go on and on

>play popular nationwide MMO
>meet the guy around the corner
It's a small world out there, user. For all you know we could be next door neighbors.

Watching this show takes me back to the days when I was playing Dragonfable with the other 4th graders in my class.

>end game content
>only 5 skills in quick bar
Alright, that's bull or a REALLY shitty game. Probably bull.

>fall asleep on the keyboard
>catch a cold
Could happen if she doesn't put the heat on high to save money for more vidya.

>play popular nationwide MMO
>meet the guy around the corner
Highly unlikely, but let's relativize a little bit: Japan has a population of 120 million. Of those 120 million, 30 million live in the Greater Tokyo Area alone (that's twice the population of the Netherlands, or half the population of France).

>be 1337 Neet
>somehow 2:00 AM is exceptionally late
It's late for sending an e-mail to a normie when you're pretending to be a normie yourself.

>Dragonfable
Never even heard of it. In high school I played a lot of Ragnarok Online though. I miss those days, even though I was a total fucking scrub at it.

Please be in london

True, I wanted to be a kind, fluffy loli healer but it doesn't work. You need to trash-talk a bit, even if you don't mean it. They will get angry, feel insulted, but at least will start playing better just to prove that they are not shit.

I never did this to anyone. If a dps was being exceptionally retarded, I would just let them die, ragequit, and get replaced. The problem takes care of itself.
I could usually pick up the slack for all but the most brain-dead tanks,
and having bad tanks at least gave me something to do, so I never complained

What does adorbs even mean?

adorable

I want to cum inside Lily.

She's a (male)

Wish it was me.

N-no! She's a comfy and cute girl!

Then don't use her as a cumdump!

I want to be the healslut so I would probably be catty and passive aggressive to any other healslut that threatens my dominance.

This Astolfo's braid is too thin.

I want Lily-san to read me bedtime stories while she gives me a gentle handjob.

How many people in the guild ran a train on Lily?

I'll never understand why someone would willingly play a healer. It's more fun to be a tank or melee damage dealer. Range classes that aren't mages are giant pussies too.

They all fucked Lilac first.

I met my best friend playing l2 on a private server. Turns out we played at the same local card shop, Still freaks me out to this day trying to figure out the odds of that happaning.

That's because you had a messed up childhood, thus you have no semblance of empathy at all. You will probably never understand anyone or anything and your life will persist on being a stagnant pile of garbage.

This so much. This healslut meme and not how healers actually behave is too huge of a bad joke.

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>Be Tank/Healer
>Endless suffering
>Be DPS
>Never get a fucking group

How do I get a healslut?

Healers tend to be subhuman bottomfeeders that get carried through all forms of content on their whopping 1-2 button shitclass. Once in a long while you'll meet that one in a million healer that honestly just likes being helpful and shuts the fuck up.

At least they aren't tanks. They just sit there get hit like a dumbass. What a worthless role. I never understood why they added this meme. It would be one thing if they were actual tanks, as in they used a big ass cannon/sword/whatever once in a while. Instead they just sit there doing chip damage while pretending they contribute. Disgusting.

I also wish to know the answer, asking for a friend.

Something tells me you are a shitty tank/healer.

I have empathy, it is just healing sounds either boring or stressful. A juggling act for the masochistic or the lazy.

I wish this healslut meme would die. I just want to heal people.

The game means everything. You need to find a comfy* mmo. Preferably something with a cute art style. Something that encourages people to party up instead of soloing. Most healers in these types of game tend to hit a ceiling where they can't effectively level up unless they pair up with someone who can kill enemies fast. This is the ideal setting for finding healsluts to follow you around like a puppy.

*These do not exist anymore

The only actual heal related meme to ever exist was healbot.

I will make sure of that, user.

Ok a new mmo (free or p2p) where there are a lot of healslut?

Sexual healing.

>New mmo
Pretty sure everyone stopped making those after pretty much all of them flopped outside of WoW and XIV

Any korean MMO. They are all sluts.

> 5 skills
No that's pretty standard for raid type content. Everyone has their ideal role rotation and only a few skills will max out that heal/tank/dps role.

Extra skills matter in small groups where classes have to multi task

>>*These do not exist anymore

That's nothing. What really bothers me about this show is:
>30 year old NEET with social anxiety immediately makes online friends like it's piece of cake
and
>guy pretending to be girl online while hanging out with other guys for any other reason than being a colossal faggot

Will she ever wear a skirt again ?

I like it because it's varied from encounter to encounter, has the potential to be really difficult and stressing compared to other roles, but at the same time can be really rewarding.
It's also rarely about memorizing your rotation and more about reacting to what's going on.
On easier content it tends to be boring as fuck though, that much is true.

>fun mmo
Fun open-world mmos don't exist any more, just themepark garbage for aspies who do shit like "speed runs"
>clan of people around my age who alll happen to live in the same city as myself
I hope you're not hoping to meet them here. From what I've seen happen before, the average guild formed by Sup Forums users would just type "epic maymays" and tell misogynist/racist jokes all day until they all got sick of what a bunch of pathetic losers they actually are, then disband a few weeks later. also, no girls

>immediately
she was approached by someone who took pity, doesn't seem abnormal to me

>for any other reason than
some people just like to create cute characters to stare at while they play, the same way you have an "anime waifu"

>end game content
plenty of mmos have holiday events open to all levels. nothing weird about that

>5 skills
guildwars (original)

>fall asleep
could happen

>catch a cold
could happen

>popular nationwide mmo
could happen in asian countries

>meet guy around the corner
it's been known to happen

>be l337 Neet
It's doable

>2:00am is exceptionally late
I wouldn't text people with jobs at 2:00am, that's just rude

>I could go on and on
Risperidone exists for a reason

you know that guy has top tier aesthetic choices


95% of female characters in western servers in any mmo dedicate themselves to being as slutty a possible these days


also anyone get BIG fucking mabinogi vibes about the game they play?

>immediately
actually there is a bit of a time skip if you payed attention to the levels

Ending is just too fucking sweet.

/r/ webm of her hanging from the tree.

>mabinogi vibes

Exactly how I see the mmo world they're in. Tempted me to play Mabi again, but I hear it's dead. I miss hanging out with /jp/ and doing random shit in that game.

I'm hoping for Peria Chronicles to give the same experience, but who knows when that's going to be released.

Japan wants a proper sequel to mabi so much

Yes.

Dude, back in Uni after a mock trial I had a guy come up to me, greeting me with my Everquest charname. Turns out I'd been leading the raid he'd been in for 4 years and he recognized my voice.

Shit happens.

>never called out by any of my healers
>hear them call out other players

>95% of female characters in western servers in any mmo dedicate themselves to being as slutty a possible these days
This, honestly no taste at all.

You know this isn't reddit and you don't have to double space your post like a retard right?

I don't like going slutty, I like going just a little sexy, if that makes sense.

I intended them to go in pairs, but ok user.

Also, you have 5 skills in GW1&2 but you don't have quick slots for 20 or more.

>some people just like to create cute characters to stare at while they play
But not bullshit other guys that you are a girl, flirt with them and marry them in game.

I'd go full mahou shoujo if I could, you just can't create young looking characters these days

Dominatrix Healsluts are adorable though."I'll heal you when I feel like it, losing a little more HP won't hurt you, stop whining, you're only at 30% there's no call to start casting until you're below 10%, maybe 5%."

I dress my characters as edgy as possible.

>who is an ideal housewife and will pop out 5 kids one day

Holy fuck 5 in just one day?

Some older MMORPGs had a metric ton of skills, but you'd only actually spam one skill that the boss was weak to because they used to be built on exploiting a weakness with your most powerful spell or attack. The same way you used to need resist gear of particular types to do a raid, rather than best gear available to support your play style. This was before rotations and other play styles came about. Some of the oldest MMOs out there I might have had a dozen spells on my caster, but only used 1 attack spell on a raid boss, with a few other abilities for utility like a mez (what we call CC now) for crowds or some self/group buff or enemy debuff. No real rotation available or class mechanic to exploit because the MMOs weren't built like that yet.

Some cheap asian MMOs are still built around a few actually useful spells with large amounts of useless or highly situational skills.

Is this show good or not

Is there any game with actual class like that? Like doing more healing when the target is at lower HP and doing damage to allies to buff them?

cute cake plays game, it's very comfy

There's a lady that popped out 8 kids in a single pregnancy IRL. Think they called her octomom.

>play as a girl in a video game
>get the hots for a male avatar
He is literally 100% gay as fuck

You're not going to like this but doter 2

Not that I'm familiar with. It'd be an interesting mechanic to explore, your spells being more effective the more damage/lower health your target is. Sadism healing mechanic when? Class weapon is a whip, and you build up charges for extra powerful spells by whipping your party members.

I think she did porn after that. 3D roastie supreme.

>30 year old NEET with social anxiety immediately makes online friends like it's piece of cake
Because it's indeed piece of cake. You just join a party, play with people for few hours, they add you to their friend list. Next day they might invite you again. And you already have common interest, you all play the same game, you can simply talk about dungeons, bosses and items.
Even the biggest hikkis and autists usually have lots of friends in MMOs.

The biggest hikis and NEETs usually have the MOST friends in MMOs in my experience.

This. I wasn't 30 but playing WoW back in the day I just joined a group one day and everything went okay. Next day they invited me on another dungeon run because WoW let you add people without them knowing, and I didn't know they'd added me. Played with that guild almost every day for my entire time at college until everyone sort of moved on and by that time I had a real job and co-workers I actually did shit with because the company encouraged bowling and dinners and the like.

Making friends isn't hard or an effort it just happens.

What is his endgame?

Depends on whether he can do a virtual ahegao or not.

to be the cute girl?

He just likes roleplaying. He have no feelings for Hayashi and is just getting along with him for fun and giggles.

I'm pretty open about being a guy in MMOs, and that I always play as cute girls. But mostly because I get tired of people hitting on me because the character is female. I'd say he could just like playing as cute girls, but he's hiding his real gender so that brings his motivations into question.

Maybe he just wants to fuck everything and anything