World's happiest countries of 2018

World's happiest countries of 2018.

Needless to say if yours isn't in the top 20 - consider moving.

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How do they determine how "happy" a country is? What is this list based on?

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this is a damn good question

>israel - 11th place
there's your answer

How many immigrants (((they))) have in their countries.

>first
What the hell is this garbage?

Like why is Columbia so high up? There are a lot of Colombians that have moved here and they've told me it's a hell hole due to the drug cartels.

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>finland
>first
>unhappy people kill themselves so the country is happiest

makes sense

Why?

>Scandinavians
I don't trust a people trained from birth to pretend everything is fine to accurately report their happiness. Despite their growing atheism, they still have that Lutheran mentality. Keep your head down, never complain, eat quietly at dinner, everything is fine.

US was #1 but then Sup Forums happened.

Antidepressant usage. Apparently the more you take the happier you are.

Fuck that shit

I see a dangerous correlation between amount of immigrants and happiness.
They will dump the new ones here cause "it's happier place".
Literally fuck off. We're miserable already.

Oy Vey!

I moved from 23 to 46 and I'm happier. Weird!

Any place that has snow is happy... go fuck yourself

>Euros are "happy"

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Its all bollox, seriously you really think Thailand sits at the very bottom ? its not called the land of smiles for nothing, ask anyone whos ever been there.

this doesn't account for the different definition of happiness across the world and the stigmas of saying you're happy, for example denmark has one of the highest rates of alcoholism in the world

Underrated post

If a doc was to scribe me anti depressants would tell them flat out not taking them.

>implying
I'd rather move to china

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How is Sweden in the top 9? it's pretty boring here and majority of the population deals with severe depression

I wouldn't trust that shit either. Humans have lived in far, far worse times than these and now suddenly depression is a problem? To borrow an aussie saying, get stuffed.

Hell, mine probably isn't in the top 100.
But I love her anyway.

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>Needless to say if yours isn't in the top 20 - consider moving.
are seriously endorsing mass african and muslim immigration? get fucked

what does the text say?

>finns
>happiest

ok thanks
??? sweden ???

Hard to explain. The original was with Putin, there was some righteous slogan on that streamer thing, but because it wasn't unfolded all the way, on the picture it said something like "Hey you, get to work". And on THIS picture there is Overseer from Fallout and the text says "Hey you, go search for the water chip". Sorry if that's not funny for you.

nah i get it, it's alright

>Half the list.

Sucks to be most of you.

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Antidepressants don't make you happy though, in fact they neutralise almost every emotion.

There seems to be some correlation between how white a country is and how happy they are

Shouldn't happy merchants be happiest?

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see yourself - here's the full report:
>worldhappiness.report/
>s3.amazonaws.com/happiness-report/2018/WHR_web.pdf

It's based on pic related

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If New Zeelanders and Canadians can be happy then I think anyone can

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Can my country break the top 150 at least?

You dont know anything about psychology, then.
People living in the shitholes of India dont suffer from depression.

>Sweden #9

Isn't this the country that denied any migrant violence while having the single highest migrant terror attacks in Europe? Talk about delusional

>Finland
>Happiest
Nobody can take this seriously

gratz, you made it

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Read pic related.

It explains why there is correlation between your pool/yard size and the chances you will commit suicide.
The bigger the pool - the bigger chances of suicide.

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They ask people.

Are you happy?

Latinos usually say yes, cause they dance all day and girls have big bundas.

how the fuck....?

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I wonder if, apart from alienation, that's related to the dilution of morality you find in big cities, to accommodate the plurality of value systems, no matter how dysfunctional.

20. Almost had to move.

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yes, specifically due to alienation and the loss of belonging in a tribe

They asked "are you happy"?

You mean the presidential election happened.

There are way more than 47 countries, my man

Doesn't your country have the highest infant mortality rate?

The deliberate formation of secular communities may be the only non-violent solution available to some countries. Moral systems would have to interact freely for error to be gradually exposed and weeded out, for higher moral syntheses to come about. Multiculturalism prevents this from happening by rewarding separateness. Of course, the reluctant would self-exclude.

Government should also create economic incentives for decentralization.

every morning when i wake up i just consider suicide
i'm living in a literal hellhole

>Italy at #47
I thought they were quite joyful

Looks like the vault leader from fallout 1.

>World's happiest countries

Doesnt mean the people are happy, just less miserable than others.

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Japan has been forced to have a westernized economy, thus totally changing thousands of years of history and culture, this is why the Japanese hate it so much.

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Scandinavia is only top because Scandinavians don't complain. They do not feel joy, only express what should be perceived as happiness when the current situation calls for them to be happy. Scandinavians are empty on the inside, soulless, going through the motions of life solo. Even if they have a family, they always live separate lives, only interacting when it is required by protocol. No one talks to their neighbors, no one talks at the bus stop, they live alone and die alone. Everyone drinks to drown their pain, passed out kids is not an uncommon site; drunk on moonshine with the sun out at 1 am.

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psychologists made up the term "happy" in order to pretend that being a belligerent psycho is normal

why would I want to move to a country with belligerent psychos

the "happy" countries should be bombed until they are no longer a threat

Well.... this desu

the term "happy" is used by jews and psychologists to cover up the fact that they are psychotic monsters; a "happy" person is a person who is displaying psychotic features, essentially a rabid dog. This is why happiness is infectious: you are actually being attacked by a virus that turns you into a shallow, hungry beast with no soul

>Not even in the top 47
Seems about right.

what a bunch of BULLCRAP

Your whole argument is based on the solo VS in group and as a matter of fact, your true happiness can't depend on any other factors - this includes other people/groups/parties/friends.

Buddha was the loneliest person on earth and he was also the happiest.

Damn Italy

The pasta niggers are at critical mass

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>UK
>19

How? This place is an absolute shit hole

how are we not number 1 lol

this list is wrong

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shut the fuck up jew

shut your fucking mouth mutt

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That whole list...
Not one African country...
Huh, wonder why?

if mexico is 24, this list is fucked, that place is fucking miserable

Shut the fuck up.

>t. never been south of the border states.

This...