ITT: We make the One Piece live action series as terrible as possible. I'll start

ITT: We make the One Piece live action series as terrible as possible. I'll start.
>Forced romance between Luffy and Nami

That will make it better actually

Idris

this

FUCK OFF SANAFAG

user don't give them ideas.

Zoro is a girl
Sanji is black and in the closet.
Ussop is white.

Luffy extendo dick

Robin is a lesbian, Chopper is a cute CGI dog dressed like a deer, Brook and Franky don't exist because they stopped reading at Alabasta arc.

Simply adapt the story faithfully and its done

directed by micheal bay

kek

faithful adaptation

kek'd

Luffy is a spic
Zoro is a nip
Nami uses hijab
Usopp is a nigger
Sanji is an even darker nigger
Chopper is a chink
Robin is a saggy old woman
Franky is an Afro-American
Brook raps

Somehow make it a High School setting.

Cast Dane DeHaan as Luffy and Cara Delevigne as Nami.

>Nami uses hijab
Well she's a Swede after all...

But luffy is a spic.

No he's not, he's Brazilian

Hues aren't spics.

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OPfags BTFO

all attacks are done with really bad CGI

Make it as "piratesy" as possible, you know all these "arghs" etc.

Ewan McGregor as Luffy.

>That's good stunt casting, Hokage!

german zorro

for the first time in a long time im proud of my country

>inb4 its not the new germany

Everyone is played by Leslie Jones

It's now a modern day police procedural show, somehow.

>Boku no Kanojo ga Majimesugiru Sho-bitch na Ken
>german

Why are germans so afraid of being proud of their own country?

This, have an awkward joke where Luffy comments on his erection. He does this twice through the movie too.

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Well, it's the only way to capture the spirit of SBS which is integral part of the manga.

You all are fucking idiots. The one way to fuck up this movie:
>Add an OC that the audience can relate to and have him/her take up two-thirds of the movie
You don't know shit about live-action adaptions.

>as Zoro
based