Another fine Umaru-full day on Sup Forums

Another fine Umaru-full day on Sup Forums

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Time to chill.

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A hamster girl falls in love with her oniichan.

Unable to confess, Umaru Doma is gifted by a deus ex machina with the boy's other phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls Taihei Doma, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on her as well.

But, the next day, when she recounts the previous day's confessions to her oniichan, he only looks at her with a perplexed expression on his bespectacled face. After some investigation, she finds out that the big bro she called is not the same big bro she fell in love with. In fact, this Taihei doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the alternate universe counterpart of her crush, who has fallen in love with his sister as well, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as they strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip each other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of CORA and JUMPU.

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How does one defend himself from such devastating attack?

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You just accept your fate.

ALWAYS FINDS A WAY!

Already a thing.

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Keit-Ai. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of multiverse theory most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also the MC's deterministic outlook as he longs for the AU version of his crush instead of his crush, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Philisophical Taoism literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Keit-Ai truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in the copypasta's catchphrase “Keit-Ai finds a way,” which itself is a cryptic reference to the works of Alexander of Aphrodisias. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Keit-Ai t-shirt. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid.

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ONII-CHAN BUY ME PENISU AND DICKU

I didn't know Dan Harmon created Keit-Ai.

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no Umaru you cannot have transition surgery to become a trap

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You don't. Just accept your fluffy destiny.

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>People actually thought this gargabe would bring back the shitposting the first season produced
>Hardly any active threads even when the episode airs

This show is only good for one thing and that is shitposting and you can't even manage to do that? Pathetic.

if you kill her while she's in hamster form does she stay like that or does she poof back to normal like when you kill a werewolf?

Only bitter nug haters wanted that. We Umarubros are enjoying ourselves in comfy threads.

>We Umarubros

You mean like the 5 guys that unironically enjoy this?

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Umaru. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the NEET lifestyle most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Taihei’s inherent oversight and care for Umaru, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his natural caretaker abilities serve to remind us of our own maternal figures, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Umaru truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Umaru’s catchphrase “ONII-CHAN BUY ME JUMPU,” which itself is a witty reference to Japan's own JUMP magazine line. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Sankaku Head’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them.

I never visit Umaru threads is this pasta or did you actually come up with this shit yourself?

You need to lurk more
I have been 3 months on Sup Forums and even I understand that that is pasta

>Manga sold millions of copies and the anime is airing it's 2nd season

Only 5 people like it r-right

Yes. All 5 of us are loving all the attention and released the studio are giving to us despite not spending one penny on it.

>Lurk more
>I have been 3 months on Sup Forums

So this is the average Umaru poster not bad.

It's a copypasta based on a comment on the best anime ever made : Rick and Morty.

>3 months
How much more new can you get?

>replying to your own post

Pretty sad

You realize that the 3 months thing is what the guy he is replying to said right?

I have to confess to getting the blu ray

Is this the end game of the mango

The Umaru Christmas episode looks pretty comfy

>ebina x Taihei shipping

god damn it where is Kanau

Watching It's a Wonderful Life alone in her apartment.

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No ones lived to find out

is that this weeks episode?

ye