Stop masturbating

Stop masturbating

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I'll cum on ur face bitch

No

You should, but you know what would be really really great?

If we stopped talking about people's genitals all togheter.

but he's right

Checked. I stopped and it makes me social and very determined to get pussy. The downside is the violent short temper after about 5-7 days of no fap. All I want to do is lift weights and pound pussy

>applies peanut butter generously to genitals and types "jews love midgets 3" into search engine

But then I will have nothing to look forward to anymore

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I did. It didn't help with anything. I'm as depressed as I was before.

This. Why do anons on Sup Forums care what other anons are doing in private? Seems kind of gay desu

Helping each other out

Pitbulls should be extinct

No

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Why?

Allegedly makes you lose energy and motivation

a lot of unhappy people do it all the time. better off looking for alternatives

masturbation > hapiness

no. just soothing. you can do better

No fuck you.

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Okay no fappers, give advice right now!

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I want to, but it's really, like, really hard.

I go 5-7 days, I lift every other day, but on my resting days, jesus fuck all I want to do if I see a hot woman is tear her clothes off and fuck her.

>doggy
What a beast

Fapping is fine
Porn is the problem, it's part of what causes EXCESSIVE masturbation
Stop watching porn and when the need to fap becomes to great use your imagination.

THAT is what's sapping everyone's will to go out and get laid, why go through all the effort when you can watch hot people bang and fuck your pocket pussy?

Stop going to Sup Forums. Anons are deliberately posting porn eveywhere so you would relapse.

Its okay user, fap once a week, its literally the golden ratio of fap/nofap.

Same.

>Stop masturbating
Yes, Mom.

Well, it's only been 3 days now and I'm horny as fuck.

What do, feel super close to edging but I know I should avoid it, at the very least wait a few more days.

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Reward yourself once a week. Use that extra hornyness and confidence to go hit on girls. No need to go weeks at a time without cumming. Actually bad for you

bemhbaby

Hi. I am (((Jeff Sessions)) and this is the christian Isis. Stop (((masturbating))) only the president fucks (((hookers))) and Jeff Sessions wants you all to get (((testical cancer))) because this happens when you do not watch porn and bust a quick mutt.

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This board has become the worse then /r9k/. Every other thread is talking about genitals or gay shit. At least robots dont hide their degeneracy

i just did... boredom is failiure. will stop from now on!

Why not act like a healthy, normal male and dump your load, instead of some cuckboy who lets strangers on the web tell him how to run his life?

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Hi. I'm an Ancap and my mom told me to clean my room! Shes infringing on my liberty!

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I mean, if you have nothing to do or you have to study or something then go for it to be honest, it will clear your mind and let you focus on being productive, which is inherently more manly than being a horny meatbag. The best nofap technique I found was to be always busy, I went for 2 weeks without thinking about fapping because I had so much stuff to do

Start exercising or go for a walk

Not like having sex is going to get me there

as it should be.

LETS GET IT GOING EVERYONE

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What if you can't get pussy? I did stop for a few days now, problem is I'm a beta anti social 20y/o college loser with no friends so now idk what to do when I'm bored. And now my erections are worse: they used to be rock hard 6.5 inches now theyre about half soft 5.5 inches. Plus now I get turned on easily and look at girls all the time which just reminds me I can't get pussy so I go to jack off but I feel down so I don't.

stop being a beta faggot and seeking over people's opinion on how to live your life.
>g-g-guys will you guys like me if I touch my peepee?

OK. what drive do you suppress with your masturbation? what if you perform well on this level? that's pretty much it. why refuse to perform? provide a home and a secure place to live. scared? just ignore it for once - and ... women will answer

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It's a resting day, I'll try and do some cardio, though.

Agreed, it is hard when your work requires you to sit at a computer screen instead of being physically active, though.

rhode island red and his stories

oh dear lord my sides

Well it gives me something to do, initially I just stopped jacking off because I hate myself and I don't believe I have the right to jack off as a beta loser. Since I have no goals, not jacking off is something to look forward too. Just stumbled on this thread and was curious if anyone else had a more negative experience with not jacking off. I would replace masturbation with drinking but once again I also don't believe someone like me deserves the right to drink, everyone else drinks with their friends or started because of their friends, I never got drunk or had friends so now I don't have anything to do other than shitpost on pol so I can pretend I'm hated on purpose instead of admitting im an unlikable and pathetic faggot.

Llittle gov employee got something against Ancaps?

You should be extinct.
>tfw no pair of 100+ lb pitbulls and a litter of 40+ lb pitties
>tfw no anti nigger dogs who kill for fun
>tfw pussy

>anti nigger dogs
pitbulls are literally nigger dogs

both my large pitties hate niggers, my entire litter hates niggers, including wigger, wops, spics, and chinks.
Get bit faggot.

Clean your room

why are you niggers so anti american staffy? are you faggots or something?

Not sure if I should stay pure for marriage or fuck already. I'm in first year of uni. This one bitch tried to get me drunk in order to fuck. She was hot as hell, but still...

Heckin' no, Pitdogger

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As the crime statistics bear out no one hate niggers as much as niggers do.

I won't get bit since I avoid pitbulls. You on the other hand..

Indeed.

I've been mauled by pitts before, guess what, I can actually control an angry 100 lb animal since i'm not a faggot. You on the other hand...

Obviously not if you got mauled by pitt bulls

I think you have to love yourself user...

>oh my godssss this little 100 lb animal is too dominant ban it!@!!@@#@!!@@#
not
>you what bitch! DO IT AGAIN FUCKING SLUT!
Guess what, when I breed a dog that attacks me, it gets put down. I bet you think they're even strong dogs. German shepards have more bite force.

>I've been mauled by pitts before
hahahaha

it really is a learning experience. My seccond generation of pitts attacked me. The survivor was bred to the third generation. The seccond generation was fed to pigs.

pitts are for degenates, why not get a loyal german shepard that will literally maul anyone but you? They get upto 70+ pounds and nobody would want to get bitten by a german shepard, so unless you're a sick fuck and are into dog fights its the full package

Because nobody would want to get bitten by a pitt either, and I think they look cute. Not to mention an american staffy on an all meat diet can easily get to 100+ lbs.
>into dog fights
No, i'm into badassary.

>'m into badassary
you sound like a nigger

I will gladly state that I am indeed a darwin awards candidate too. Survival of the fittest.
You sound like a scared little bitch begging for tendies from mom. See how easy insults are?

I did for about 2 weeks then when i started again my cum had blood in it

It's day 1 bruvs. I'll be at Day 18 on Easter Sunday. It's all for you Jesus.

>No, i'm into badassary.
There are like 9 different breeds off the top of my head that could crunch the skull of any pit that crosses them without missing a beat. Would like to see a pit pick a fight with my akita to be honest, but I don't want my dog swallowing nigger dog bones

>begging for tendies from mom
you say that like it's a bad thing, nog

you fucking pussy
>not having a caucasian shepard dog
>200 pounds of pure muscle
my caucasian shepard dog would literally bite your little pitt in half, get your fucking nigger dog out of here

wtf is with your id

look at this fucking pathetic scumbag proud that his nigger beasts are uncontrollable trash

GOOOD
But pitts are better in my opinion. I hope I can breed a 200+ lb pit eventually, until then I'll keep my 120 lb female and 148 lb male.

you got mauled by your nigger pet. lmfao. there's no coming back from that, trailer boy.

>un controlable.
I am a man, I can control anything I damn well please.

obviously not, see lmfao

>gets mauled
>doesn't die
>doesn't need stitches
>still tells you to suck a dick.

see "lmfao"

This whole thread was bait from the start so people would start talking about this new dog meme. Bringing up pits or dogs in general has become a sure fire way for kikes to derail a thread, and they do it often.

They also don't want you masturbating, which is why this is a bait thread and a placeholder for a real "don't masturbate" thread.

I enjoy baiting the baiters because there is no reason to be afraid of any animal. You're supposed to be the top of the food chain, act like it.

Pray for me user pls. I need help

Fuck didn't notice this. Wtf does this mean?

don't tell me what to do, dog predominantly owned by niggers.

This.
Also everytime you try and fail the next attempt becomes even harder.

t. nigger who had face ripped off by pitbull after trying to rob a house

This post is worse bait than the OP

Still got a (you)

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Get rid of any outlets.
A computer makes porn accessible and easy for you to relapse.
Polandbro is also correct. Pornographic images get posted 24/7 around here. What I did was install a pornblocker extension for my browser, and it would block any porn cites.
Also go to church. fapping feels super akward when you become pious man.
Another common tip is to think of a (((merchant))) smiling and rubbing his hands everytime you use his porn products.

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only niggers own pitbulls

FACT

t. nigger

>t. Cave man

Stop buying nigger dogs.