Brit/pol/ - Alfred the Great edition

>Russian spy: Embassy warns UK against 'punitive' measures
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43390885

>Spring Statement: Philip Hammond hails better debt and growth forecasts
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43380212

>Brexit: Jean-Claude Juncker says UK will 'regret' decision
news.sky.com/story/uk-will-regret-leaving-eu-after-brexit-warns-jean-claude-junker-11288118

>Russian broadcaster RT could be forced off UK airwaves
theguardian.com/media/2018/mar/13/russian-broadcaster-rt-hits-back-at-threat-to-uk-licence

>Russian exile Nikolai Glushkov found dead at his London home
theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/mar/13/russian-exile-nikolai-glushkov-found-dead-at-his-london-home

>May plans 'economic war' on Russia & oligarchs
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/russian-vladimir-putin-theresa-may-economic-war-sanctions-salisbury-nerve-agent-a8254626.html

>Sturgeon & May to meet to break Brexit 'powergrab' deadlock
heraldscotland.com/politics/16084573.Sturgeon_and_May_meet_to_try_to_break_Brexit____power_grab____deadlock/

>MPs call for Bercow to go over 'Bollocks to Brexit' sticker
express.co.uk/news/uk/931373/brexit-news-john-bercow-speaker-car-sticker-bercow-resigns

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DEATH TO ANIME

SKY News Live at the UN Meeting

hooktube.com/watch?v=XOacA3RYrXk

Strong Uncle Volodya is laughing at your antics.

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i love you

Here we go lads, we're making a statement at the UN.

I'm a Russian Bot

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twitter.com/TRobinsonNewEra/status/973829142214070272

Are you joining Tommy at speakers corner? Hopefully it will be peaceful, but antifa are likely to turn up.

Ths lurch looking motherfucker

Fucknig hell this is gripping.

lmao normal Sup Forums is absolutely atrocious

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innit

Im DOOM fapping.

Oh we'll be joining him. We'll give a big warm welcome to Tommy boy :)

RECKLESS AND PROVOCATIVE, PUT ASSIDE THE RHETORIC AND GET AROUND THE UN NEGOTIATING TABLE.

dafties tbqh

what a mong desu

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OH SHIT, ITS HAPPENING

Nice quads.

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Tell me all the spoilers.

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>special relationship
Fuck that.

S P E C I A L
R E L A T I O N S H I P

Holy shit are they actually going to declare war? They can't. This is madness. I can't beleive the language they're using.

Invading syria lads

Go away super satan.

Erm.. lads...

>Mutt spokeswoman didn't pronounce it salus-berry
Impressed tbqh.

France is with us lads
youtube.com/watch?v=XOacA3RYrXk

Lad?

So i took this screenshot from the Mirror's frontpage and looked for Telford. Only one result (marked red). What the fuck is going on there, guys? You should be burning mosques and journalists right now!

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Fucking hell, Im spooked.

What’s happening? Can’t see a tv rn

just tuned in, what have they been saying?

Lets see what China says.

The US and France have pretty fucking harshly had a go at Russia.

Live stream at UN council hooktube.com/watch?v=XOacA3RYrXk

US and France declare solidarity with us, very concerning language used.

it's all part and parcel

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Couple that with the language our delegate used...

What's going on lads? Are we going to war?
are Nige's hour on LBC has been particularly good, so I've not been tuning in to the developments.

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ahaha I haven't heard this level of finger wagging fighting talk since Gaddafi, blowout soon stalkers

Had a go? More like almost declared war.

when is russia gonna be allowed to speak back

Give me the quick rundown please lad, I've just tuned in to see literal who Kuwait

Ta

This is crazier because it's Russia. This is potential war on the European continent as well as Syria.

GAS THE BRITS
WORLD WAR NOW

>ticker
Wait, jim bowens dead? Fuuuuck.

Russias been a very naughty boy, US and France stand behind the UK.

Some slight mentions of

>muh syria
>muh assad

Nothing else of substance yet.

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that's what I mean, it sounds like the language they use whenever it's time for some peaked-cap and shades wearer to get squelched, not talking about Russia. If this is all just distraction they're really laying it on

>our delegate used

I thought it was Garath from the Office.

TV LICENCE REFERENDUM WHEN?

I thought the UNSC members all speak first desu, maybe the chinese have abstained im not sure, i was watcing skynews and it went off once kuwait came on.

It's just the same bullshit as in Rotherham!

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I thought this Polish woman was chinese, kek.

Хэппэнинг?
?????????

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Pretty fucking gay desu, I wanted to hear what every cunt had to say. It's interesting.

twitter.com/RTUKnews/status/973917774656532485?s=19

Ngl, I'm kinda attracted to angry May.

UK
US
FRANCE
CHINA
RUSSIA

The only permanent members. France needs to fuck off out desu

quick, find out what peru thinks! Get some guinea pigs on the barbie!

SWEDEN IS WITH US
BASED!

>A bunch of niggers and pakis and nigger loving sluts
No thanks

There are other streams of the UN now, google it. Sweden is speaking right now, Poland and Kuwait just spoke.

SWEDEN, NO!

the representative of cauliflower?

Sorry Peru too, sorry Peru i forgot about YOU!

GET TO CHINA FFS

Fucks sake

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France and US among others declared complete solidarity with us, the US almost declared war. They essentially called for it. UK delegate used very strong language and accused Russia of being responsible, and for violating international war on chemical weapons non-proliferation.

This. Who cares what these guys are saying? Let's hear what China's plan is.

THE MAN FROM DEL MONTE CONDEMS RUSSIA

Turning Novichok into baby food

KAZAKHSTAN STANDS WITH THE UK

This is like Christmas lol

>these actions we declare to be VERY NIIIICE, YEKSHEMESH

We're saved...

Based Kasakhs

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Anyone else hear one of them accidentally say 'comical weapons'?

preliminary statements something along the lines of 'China will grow larger!"

Why is Bolivia here?

Based kazakhs indeed.

Remember that madness very similar to this lead to Iraq...

Based Mayans.

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dat Kazak spoke really nice English

>fucking wetback and his hisponigger babble

This is ridiculous. Ethiopia?

It’s big news. Kazakhstan trades massively with Russia, has a large Russian population and still hosts the Russian Army and rocket forces. Along with its space pads

very traditional

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Nah im still adament this is UN supported bye bye Assad SOON™ and huge fucking sanctions on Russia.

they have to get a statement out of everyone

Have you guys seen this?

rusemb.org.uk/fnapr/6418

Fantastic response. Curious no one in the government or media has talked about this..

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Well they're on our side so we've got the Ethiopians too boys.

Yeah its a somewhat convienient excuse to fucking wreck syria.

I don't love you. Fuck off

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The Ethiopian sounds like a heeb

All of these countries bending the knee

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They aint gonna not condem it, some of that is paper support.

The most telling was how bloody harsh the US was, it was scary, the french were way more measured.

Chinas official opinion is what i give a shit about

They said they wanted to wait until the full investigation had been carried out and procedure followed according to international law though, didn't they?

CHINA TIME