*blocks your path*

>*blocks your path*
>lacerates your fucking face
It doesn't matter how tragic your past is, you don't do that to people who are trying to help.

Shitgahara is a cunt.

Name one fucking good thing about this whore.

What really pisses me off is that she never even apologized to Kanbaru.

She's a legitimately awful person and it makes me mad that no one ever calls her on her shit in the series.

so is it confirmed that kaiki annihilated her 16 year old pussy?

I want a cute girl to lacerate my face!

The writers probably think it's cool

>She's a legitimately awful person and it makes me mad that no one ever calls her on her shit in the series.
speedwatching retard

shes hot

>writers
>writerS

Nisiosin is just one dude

She's hot.

The bants.

Evidently she did.

Nice argument.

>speedwatching retard
But how?

she's THOT

Hitagi is my waifu
don't talk shit about my waifu or I'll kick your sorry weeb asses

Only reason she gets any kind of a pass

>make an assertion without an argument
>demand an argument
so this is the power of stefposting

>WHAT IS LITERALLY THE FIRST EPISODE OF THE SHOW

Why are you replying to me?

I said that nobody calls her on her shit. If you're going to call me a speedwatching retard, at least provide an example of someone actually doing it.

People making jokes about "hoho, Gahara is so sharp-tongued!" is not the same as anyone meaningfully sitting her down and telling her she's being a bitch. She never suffers consequences for any of her behavior.

only thing keiki annihilated in his pathetic life was his own chances to hook up with tooe

See: Meme calls her out almost instantly and insinuates that this situation is partly her fault.

Then Nisio decides to literally do nothing with Senjougahara as the only new people she interacts with after Bake are Kaiki and a woman she immediately decks in the face.

Yes, I have seen the first episode, and Araragi helping her despite all her efforts to keep him away is not exactly what I would call Senjougahara being asked to repent.

don't double down on being stupid

He calls her out on relying on the Weight Crab and the way she ran away from her problem. That is not the same as people confronting her about her selfish behavior towards other people.

I see you have literally no response. I'm sorry your waifu is a piece of shit, user.

Literally the only "selfish" things she did was her stapling his face, which was her trying to run away from her problem.

>*blocks your path*
>tells you to fuck off and bites your fucking finger
It doesn't matter how tragic your past is, you don't do that to people who are trying to help.

>*blocks your path*
>promises to kill your girlfriend and your little girl and you after you graduate
It doesn't matter how tragic your past is, you don't do that to people who are trying to help.

>*blocks your path*
>attempts to murder you in cold blood
It doesn't matter how tragic your past is, you don't do that to people who are trying to help.

She was doing that to try and STOP him from helping, which makes sense, considering that up until she met him she's known no other people who can do anything about supernatural ailments ((to her knowledge)), she didn't want another Kanbaru or Kaiki promising to cure/help her and then just not being able to.

>*blocks your path*
>tries to energy drain you to death
It doesn't matter how tragic your past is, you don't do that to people who are trying to help.

> the way she ran away from her problem.

To be fair, I think a lot of people would appreciate the luxury of 'not having to think about it' in the case where their mother was literally going to let some shady ass cultist rape them ((at age, what, 13?14?)) for good luck or whatever.

> ran away from her problem.
> a problem that has no good ending to facing it and only makes her feel terrible when she does
wow I wonder why someone would do that.

>retards just watch monogatari for the girls
It's so easy to spot them it's sad.

Wait, what is she supposed to apologize to Kanbaru for? Not fucking her?

Might be referring to how she drove her off after also trying to help with the weight crab problem, but that's basically the same situation as Araragi, after Kaiki and all the other specialists that couldn't cure her, I can understand why she'd be sick of peoples pity/fake help when she thinks there's no one who can actually do anything.

>he thinks there's another reason to watch it

I used to read them for the mythology and monster legends and references in modern times until the anime ruined it for me.

Nermal doesn't even appear that much in the strip, right?

Fuck if I know
I just didn't have any photos of Hanekawa Black so I used Nermal

A lot more girls in the series are hotter than her.

All of the cool mythology stuff was really only in Bake and Kizu, though.

>perfectly toned runners body
>forced by a crab god to eat healthy
I mean, maybe if you're gay.

A lot of the girls are hot, period, on an individual scale that still gives them value even if others are hotter.

Also the only ones actually hotter than her are probably cat Hanekawa, Kanbaru, and adult Bat.

>toned
ishiggydiggy

She makes the cutest faces

She makes the ugliest faces

>There is this guy following and finding out shit about me to see what is up with me
>I either let him knowing he is probably full of shit and won't help with my oh so normal problem
>or test him to see if he is just abnormal as I am
she had her reason and I am sure she did it because of that
No, he rejected her dude just wanted the money.

>*blocks your path*
>asks for a donut and a headpat

It doesn't matter how tragic your past is, you don't do that to people who are trying to help.

You can't. Objectively worst girl. If you have some really lenient taste you could even say she was the only bad girl.

I miss the threads we had when Owari 2 was released, it was genuine discussion about all kinds of shit, sure there were waifu wars, but there was more than only them. Now its just either waifu war or some fuck watching the show because "lol girlz r hut xd i cnt get frends cuz of this"

So what do you guys think about the full version snail OP that just came out?

Nisio got bored of her because she isn't a particularly interesting character compared to the rest.

I've been listening to it an unhealthy amount of times. Definitely the best OP in a few years.

You're ridiculous

Bake would be far better without her. She's by far the worst part of the show.

Stockings

I remember Crab trying to apologize for her earlier actions, do people even watch the show?

To be honest she did the least bodily harm in the protagonist out of all the characters in the show. Just to remind you Monkey literally ripped his intestines out of his body, Bat decapitated him and cut his limbs numerous times (although at the time he could regenerate), Bee kicked his ass so thoroughly that if he wasn't a half vampire he would be killed, Cat almost killed him twice and Snake also almost killed him lots of times. The worst thing Crab did to him was to mildly injure his mouth with staplers and sarcasm.

she also beat the crap out of his willy

i read monogatari because nisio is intelligent, nihilistic and has a wicked sense of humor just like me

Still hot, gotta ya

>Just to remind you Monkey literally ripped his intestines out of his body, Bat decapitated him and cut his limbs numerous times (although at the time he could regenerate), Bee kicked his ass so thoroughly that if he wasn't a half vampire he would be killed, Cat almost killed him twice and Snake also almost killed him lots of times.
Those were all oddities partially taking them over and Bat knew he wouldn't die. Hitagi just harmed him without knowing of his regen.

>you don't do that to people who are trying to help
True, she's kind of a psychopath
Thanks mr. Skeletal

And Kanbaru should be in jail, your point?

Where is Mayoi Hell rip?
Also Hitagi will get her own OP.

Cat wounded a lot of people, almost killed Araragi and wanted to kill Hitagi.

>Kanbaru
Her killing intent was manifested through the Rainy Devil, doesn't count.

Watch the show again. Meme said it was her own will. Rainy Devil is just a tool.

Yet she wouldn't attack him if it wasn't for the Rainy Devil who decided to grant her her wish. Watch the show again.

"He wouldn't have shoot up the school if he didn't find a gun in his father's office!"

What a retarded American analogy. A more fitting one would be
>"She wouldn't have blatantly sucked him off if he didn't drug her with alcohol and aphrodisiac!"
A relatively sane conscious person, let alone a schoolgirl, wouldn't try to kill her senpai even if she had an inner wish to. She wasn't acting herself, it was just her inner animalistic desire.

>She wasn't acting herself
The major point of Bakemonogatari is, one is responsible for one's desires and consequential acts even if they were brought to the surface by oddities. That's what Tsubasa ark is about, that's what Nadeko ark is about. Same holds for Suruga.

Responsibilities for inner desires are all about acceptance of your situation and incompatibility of these desires with the world you live in. Tsubasa ark is about slow acceptance of what you really want and that you really are responsible for your own failures. Nadeko ark is about childish wish of romance and jealousy as well as Suruga ark is, growing up in other words. Oddities that make it supernatural are to spice things up and reveal those desires in an exaggerated way to the audience. If it wasn't for oddities manifesting the killing intent of "it" through rejection of super-ego, these schoolgirls wouldn't act the way they did and the story would become usual school romance. So no, you can't compare Hitagi's conscious cruel attack to Suruga and Nadeko's oddity-infused rages that were used to demonstrate their inner desires in an unusual way.

>Name one fucking good thing about this whore.
She's cute.
She's hot.
She knows how to cook.
She can drive.
She lets you have moderate affairs with inferior whores.
She has her own girl harem.
She's fun.

>She's cute.
>She's hot.
Wow. Really raising the bar for anime girl.
>She knows how to cook.
She can follow a detailed recipe, but is pretty bad at cooking in general.
>She can drive.
Where the fuck are you from that this is in any way notable?
>She lets you have moderate affairs with inferior whores.
>She has her own girl harem.
Oh boy, because Sup Forums wants an "open relationship."
>She's fun.
Topping it off with a buzzword.

Crabhater in 2018. Wow.

>Where the fuck are you from that this is in any way notable?
How many other Chinese cartoon girls you know to have a driver's license? Plus it's an ages-old IRL joke that female and driving don't yield good results.

>fun is a buzzword
>not wanting to knead some DFC loli ghosts once in a while
You are just G A Y.

>implying Senjougahara knows about Araragi's harem
She doesn't even know he's a siscon.

As for her own harem, she keeps it strictly platonic. The most sexual thing she's done with a girl is get sweaty running with Kanbaru or maybe kiss Doll's cheek. There's also the showering with Hanekawa but that was for Hanekawa's health.

>implying Senjougahara knows about Araragi's harem
She's well aware of Cat and bat.
Monkey kiiinda belongs there too, as she's more interested in Gahara's juices on RRRG's dick.
She's also told Snake to calm the fuck out and not kill her BF without her permission.

I'm pretty sure the thing with sisters has been brought up too.

I don't know why people hate Crab. She is super comfy and loving gf since Nise. Yeah she cheated on Araragi with Kaiki in Koi but he forgave her.

The only time Araragi talked to Senjougahara about his imoutos is in Mayoi Mai Mai Part One, where he tells her that the idea of loving your little sister is only lusted after by people who don't have one.

As for Shinobu, IIRC in one of the spoilers for the newer Araragi purposefully left out parts about kissing something or another when talking to Gahara about it.

...

Nobody hates Crab, you can't hate something so irrelevant that it exists for the sole purpose of keeping a certain part of fanbase after Bake. Everybody hates Crabfags.

>How many other Chinese cartoon girls you know to have a driver's license?
The adults tend to have them. Crab is an adult.

Fun is a vague complimentary term. It doesn't mean much except that you feel positively about her.

>Crabfags
You mean the people who hardly exists in these threads? The ratio is probably 16: 1

The ratio goes up if you stop shitting on them. Then you get to see them riot for 20 threads straight because she got 30 seconds of screentime.

I have literally never seen a scenario where this was the case
She even had an arc in Owari and she was still overshadowed by Shinobu posting

How new are you? Literally half of these threads were full of crabfags a few years ago when post-Bake shit was airing. When Bake aired it was just gore spam mixed with crabfags crying over pseudo-intellectualism of avant-garde film-making and their waifu

Shinobu is super popular here.

>*blocks your path*
Fuck off, Sup Forumsermin.

>she did the least bodily harm in the protagonist out of all the characters in the show
You forgot snail. bird, doll and math. All caused less overall bodily harm than that, and math was also unintentional and due to mental problems.

The post I responded to was talking in present tense, as if this was still a thing that occurred.

kill yourself OP

Bird attempted to kill Araragi with awls.

That's not actual body harm, just psychological warfare (or just a joke).

I hope Araragi, Hitagi and Soadachi had threesome when they were students.

I dunno man, those were a lot of awls.

Bird definitely attempts to hurt Araragi the most but she succeeds the least. On the other hand, she did stub his toe and that shit hurts.

That's normal, she's best girl after all.