Would you an alcoholic cake?

Would you an alcoholic cake?

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I would an alcohol.

I already do

Only if she has a flat chest.

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Does Kaede prefer men who drink?

>two of the worst things put together
No thanks.

anime cakes look 16 and don't have livers
so what's the catch?

None.

They're the catch.

>alcoholic woman

I dunno about this

If you mean something like chocolate cake that has rum in it, sure. I'm not into junkies or hags.

Or, the catch is you.

Yes

>gao, gao
Well, can't be helped then.

This alcoholic cake happens to be my wife.

What do you think about 3d cakes?

I don't like sweets

Is she a happy drunk or a mopey drunk?

mopey>happy

Well of course. I like them mopey too.

3dpd

No

Alcoholic older women who are single at their 30s... just no, stay away

>older
It won't be the same forever, user

No,I would an alcoholic pirate cake.

Would you anything else?

This

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Honestly, no. A drink once in a while is fine, but alcoholism presents huuuuge problems in both the short term and long term. It can even lead to a form of early onset dementia (korsakoff).

Not a big fan of cosplay, but that's pretty amazing actually. Unironically what she'd look like if she were real.

Id rather a cake of the evil witch variety

with salt and potatoes

>Unironically what she'd look like if she were real.

That's not how Japanese women look like.

She is Chinese actually

I would but I don't drink so she probably wouldn't like me.

they're breddy good

>MAMA
Do you even know what christmas cake means?

unmarried woman over 30?

I'm just checking if you know

virgin over 30?

Kaede isn't Chinese.

Dumkopf

Christmas cake is virgin or nonmarried at 23. A normal CAKE however is around 30 but if they display many cake symptoms before or after that age then they can be considered cakes. Christmas cakes are slightly younger cakes.

>Chistmas Cake
>Christmas
>anything before 24

I WOULD
HARD
CONSTANTLY
SHE WOULDN'T HAVE TIME TO DRINK

>Christmas cake is virgin or nonmarried at 23
*25. Because nobody wants a christmas cake after the 25th.

>A normal CAKE however is around 30
You're mistaken, I think you're confusing it with New Year's Noodles which has 31 as a cut-off point for equally obvious reasons (Asian cultures eat noodles for new years, which is supposed to symbolize a long life because noodles are long or whatever).

More cakes winning in anime when?

Talking about christmas cake.

I hope they are selling christmas cakes when I'm hitting Japan at the 26th. Always interested to know what's the deal with those cakes tastewise.

Japan would need to suddenly acquire good taste. I don't think this will happen any time soon.

are alcoholic cakes in moonland much of a thing? what i know of 3dpd there it's like she's just an uncommon occurence

Yes I would.

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>Unironically what she'd look like if she were real.

NOBODY LOOKS LIKE THAT IF THEY'RE REAL. YOU'RE ALL BEING DECEIVED.

What is her name?

Shut up and work on your promise.

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How about any of these?

Install 4chanX, click the saucenao link.

No, alcoholics are paranoid fucks who make your life miserable with their low self esteem and insecurities.

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>Kaede Takagaki

Thank you user.

yes.

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>Ara~ Do you really like feet?
You're such a pervert, user...

I want to eat some cake pussy right now.

I'm cake age as is. I'll take her neurotic ass no problem.

I would take advantage of a passed-out alcoholic cake.

i would tuck a passed-out alcoholic cake into my bed and feed her lots of eggs when she wakes up