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"Melania" is a secret russian FSB agent who's mission is to control Trump
Michael Roberts
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Jace Ortiz
maybe this would be the best timeline
Carter Bennett
Well then she's doing a terrible job
Wyatt Price
>tfw no hot fsb agent to "control" me
Leo Morgan
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Matthew Foster
No, she is UDBA.
Brody Robinson
and make to watch the premiere of the new season of the FX original series, The Americans.
Henry Hernandez
>dad was communist party leader
>brother is major commie party leader
>"introduced" to trump at fashion week
>in-country on temp work visa
Checks out.
Landon Collins
Consider my almonds activated.
Logan Sanders
yeah i can see that alright
Joseph Martin
>UDBA.
was dissolved in 1991
Chase Baker
>Melania" is a VERY SEXY secret russian FSB agent who's mission is to control Trump
FIXED
Juan Lopez
Joshua Fisher
nice. The news of Russias bankruptcy caused by Saudi oil price control will be playing on the news while he slips it in her butthole.
>Donald, nyet
Nathan Torres
Attention NATO Allies!
Macron, May & Merkel better have a backup plan.
The American people believe Trump is compromised, so everything on that phone call went straight to Putin for counter-action planning.
Please have MI6, DGSE & BND deal directly with CIA.
Thank you for your attention.
Isaac Butler
Make her say: “is moose and squirrel”. Till then I’m not convinced
Landon Nelson
Makes as much sense as anything else.
Lucas Gonzalez
Let me guess she was made in China, the secret Russian spy? And his daughter is not even jewish or is she a spy for isreal, too, many games. I dont want to be a spoke in the wheel.
Jordan Green
This zionist is Israel sort of puppet
Logan Fisher
Unironically, liberals are Putin’s useful idiots. I’m dying to see this cock they keep talking about.
Jordan Bennett
who's cock?
Gavin Watson
>who’s cock
Putin’s cock, nigger.
Liberals and the hacks on tv promoted Putin for a year of his God status.
The DNC & the US Gov used Russians unverified sourced information to spy/libel a political party/candidate.
Putin is laughing his ass off at you.
Jeremiah King
I'm perfectly ok with that.
Anthony Russell
FSB doesn't operate abroad, dumbo.