I'll run a thread for you guys.
Here goes.
Dub1 move/ select country
Trip 2 moves
Quad A nuke
Please select a colour when selecting a country.
Please state your colour/country when moving.
It makes my job a lot easier guys.
Risk
Bump
fuck shit up with Switzerland - colour red
invade germany
kek, let's try our luck again: invade france with Switzerland/red
reroll
Swiss Red
Britain Green
rawl
red invading france
Re-rawl
Goof rawl
Brit green
FFS roll
Last roll
I lied... 1 last roll
OK 1 more...
This is my fucking game and I suck at it!
Brit green!
Kill me now?
German Yellow
switzerland invades Germany
and again
Keep rolling swiss fag. I actually want you to win DESU.
On the off chance this is a roll, Britain Green.
Brit MOTHERFUCKING GREEN!
>Anonymous (ID: ecNSEZOj) 03/15/18(Thu)01:56:59 No.164
Green God damn it GREEN!
GREEN.
OMG.
kek, I wanted to post something, but it keeps telling me, that my message is spam for the last 10 minutes
roll for germany again
In my experience you're trigering the word filter by typing d.u.bs or t.ri.ps. Try removing the "s" dub or trip.
alright:
I had t.r.i.p.l.e d.u.b.s ()
and therefore wanted to ask, if I could demand two more moves. If so, I'd like to choose Germany and Italy.
If this post gets d.u.b.s again, I'll choose Austria
(Thanks for the tip, based anglo-user)
how is this thread still alive?
reroll anyway
You're the only one playing. Apart from my pathetic attempts at turning Briton green.
You can have the board freindo.
You can have an extra move because you got 38 twice in a row too?
Gonna assume Austria?
you're the ultimate-based brittanon.
Our cultural rules don't allow us to strain kindness of a sincere onetoo much, so I'd like to sacrifice my next d.u.b.s to said (already conducted) move towards Austria
I've never seen a thread with such few d.u.b.s
another attempt, it's getting really late and I seriously wonder, why nobody else is joining
Nor me.
Or posters.
Risk threads usually garnish more interest.
Austria is Yours BTW, Enjoy it. Hands down Swiss victory.
As always Brit green?
Where you moving to pal?
Lets couler this map red.
Invade Sweden with Poland. Color purple.
Brit green?
I really wanna use a different colour?
since you're insisting, dear user: I'll gladly take spain
If I have luck again with this post: why not poland?
Even my computer is starting to get angry at all the red? It just died for a sec?
what a marvellous world of mountain-jewery you've created, user
my last roll - I'm sorry, it's almost 4 am - for Liechtenstein
lucky me, really wanted to see a little green in here
sleep well, OP and thanks for the effort
You're amazing!
The dub.s just flow through you.
Where am I moving you to?
I appreciate you hosting a thread, but why are you using such a shit and boring map?
This thread is cute. Just two anons ‘playing’ risk for an hour and a half.
alright, sleep is overrated anyway: I'll have Poland and Czech Republic (if I can take my statement about Liechtenstein back)
If i have luck again: Portugal
just play along, user
>Liechtenstein
Slovinia
and
Czechia
In the name of my sleepy little friend.
...
Oops
I'll also take britain - just to heat things up
one last try for britain
>Czech
Sorry didn't see you there based swiss.
Corrected the map/
thank you
Britten goes green now.
Now
Now
Do I just repel dub.s?
Belarus yellow pls
Trying again for Belarus yellow
Third time’s the charm??
I find this thread kinda lame but also highly amusing for some strange reason
ITT faggots get off my board
Some britain for the swiss Reich
I can't spam like I used to since catatcha V1 is kill.
I really want Briton green!!!!
Well, what about Portugal?
Finaaaally!!! Congrats
I'll take Ukraine
I earn't that!
Congrats Nigel.
Rolling again for yellow Belarus
Can I purchase Russia as well with those digits?
And just like that our Swiss friend takes Ukraine
Not gonna lie, feeling like Putin
What time is it over in Switzerland anyways? 5 am?
Also screw Belarus, rolling for blue Syria
No stop been greedy!
You have insufficient funds to make that purchase.
Dammit
Ugh, you were so close to tri.p.s
Just recognized your filenames: keks for that
Also still going for mother russia
Lol didn’t even notice those filenames until now. But Mother Russia is mine, bitch!! Black
It's past 4am - gonna be so tired, just to paint the whole map red
Glorious Swiss Empire - oh, the dreams
I’m always amazed by the level of English some European anons have. Is your school system really that good?
The fight for russia is on!!!
As much as I want to see that happen too you're gonna have to keep rollin in this dub black hole of a thread.
I'm flattered - but yes, by the time I was 17 I've learnt German, French, Italian, English, Latin and Greek in school.
Canada is actually the "Switzerland of the american continent" though. Two of my sisters are living in Vancouver since two years. They're 16 and 18 years old and really enjoying your country.
Still rolling for green.
Taking Scotland next.
Well, who would have thought that conquering Russia could be challenging?
I have a cousin in Canada. Used to be a copper. Fuck knows what type of shit he got into that made him migrate to the otherside of the planet lol.
Let's do it the Napoleonic way: Russia!!
Black Russia?
Go green go: scotland
Keep up the languages bro, they really go a long way for your career. Send your sisters to Toronto btw ;)
Yay, win streak has begun.
Wales next?
Congrats bro. Not surprised your cousin moved here btw, Canada is a great place to live, urban centres can be cancer though
Lol congrats again.
Black Russia pls??
Oh, green is slowly catching up - let's better reroll for a red Russia
On a roll now.
Irland is next.
Jesus, I can't sleep without black getting at least one country. Also: russiaaaa!
Rolling
Couldn't skript this NI is next!
Give me Norway color Grey
Oh god, how?
Russia: Blitzkrieg!