Dungeons & Dragons, the world's most popular tabletop RPG, just made it official canon that all Elves are Trans.
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James Lopez
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Nicholas Myers
> Implying that anybody cares about what d&d makes.
The universe is already there. That's like Matt Furie calling Pepe dead but it doesn't matter, Pepe already overshadowed Matt Furie.
Colton Adams
>swindling someone 50$ to sit in a wizard hat and role play a tranny elf
Better they spend it on D&D then giving it to Bernie Sanders
I would hate to be the Dungeon master of that game.
Dominic Cox
And don't forget. As long as Zarus exists, we can be as xenophobic as we want. Because we are just (((role-playing))). Kek.
Asher Parker
holy shit I just looked this up. That's great
Parker Davis
>some elves can shapeshift their dicks into vagenes once per day
sounds retarded
can half elves shapeshift half of their dick?
Liam Gutierrez
>Subvert all cultures
>With no survivors
Gabriel Cooper
WTF.
Literally Wizards did a press thing where they wanted to have more kids involved with D&D.
They just had to keep the game as is and not officially add any more fringe BS in there. Adding a few SJW things in the book that could easily be ignored apparently opened the floodgates.
They are going to ruin any cultural penetration success they had with nonsense like this. Do they want D&D to be successful mainstream or not? I mean jesus I wondered about all the former porn stars who started doing D&D streaming recently and immediately got social media support from the official D&D accounts.
If DMs want to allow their freak players to do stuff like this then that is fine. It's a game that allows you to run anything you like.
Having shit like this in the official rules reeks of politics.
Why cater to insanely small groups of people (most of them aren't gonna buy your product)
Aaron Gray
GAMERGATE FOREVER!!!!
Blake Young
incels vs. feminazis. wow what a shitshow
Lucas Campbell
>canon
Never played dungeons and dragons but isn't the main draw of the game that you just make up your own story as you go along? Why worry about whether some diversity hire that works for them panders to the big bang theory crowd when you can just make your hero a crusader and all the enemies Muslims or some shit?
Carter Cook
just stick to 1st edition
Lincoln White
As an elf lover of most lores.......... FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU! THEY WERE THE MASTER RACE WHITES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Samuel Brown
> isn't the main draw of the game that you just make up your own story as you go along?
Exactly this. That's why it doesn't matter what they release. That's what op and these d&d incels don't understand.
Isaiah Davis
>not just being a paladin and going turbo autismo moralfag on all the degenerates in your party and making the game unfun for everyone else
John Cooper
Congratulation, now you are even more of a faggot than before. fucking tree huggers.
Lincoln Nguyen
>not playing GURPS
Ryder Richardson
And every DM just said "Fuck that, we're not using that."
Anthony Gonzalez
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Breaths in
.......AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
All of us fa/tg/uys could have told you elves were faggots.
......
Now take it from us Sup Forums.
You need to fucking purge the elfposting on your boards.
Elves are worse than niggers.
Once they start multiplying you'll have an infestation.
Then the elf shills and sympathizers will show up.
#notallelves
Bullshit. Around elves. Watch yourselves.
Fucking knife eared faggots.
Elves are worse than those border digging goblins and kobolds.
Also Orcs have their own sense of honor.
But fuck all I'm glad I haven't invested into anything since 3.5 ended. I'll be sticking to that and BX.
Isaac Parker
Like, political aside, I'm happy for this because my homebrew setting uses elf stats for Kitsune and they originally could do this but I cut it to slim things down. Now I don't need to cut it.
Evan Phillips
>GURPS
I feel old. I haven't played that in years.
Jace Baker
Damnit I was just starting to get interested in it.
>tfw you will never be pureblood elves who slay the orcish brutes with your superior elven engineering.
>The goblin masters masquerading in the shadows, pulling strings of the orish war chieftans, flipping coins, and smelting ancient elven silver from the second realm wars between the factions of man (dwarf/human/elf/Hobbit) and the scourge of the dark legions
Nathaniel Perry
>you're not playing that satanic dungeons and dragons, are you?
Isaiah Taylor
>hero a crusader and all the enemies Muslims or some shit?
We've actually done that campaign with 2ED rules.
One of the players decided it was a good idea to purge the merchants as well and put them all to the sword. It was an odd ass season but everyone had fun.
James Ward
You sound like a cool dude, user. I'd have played with you.
>tfw I was starting to get interested as well
Xavier Ortiz
The GM is god. If the gm says trans elfs are a thing, they are a thing. If the gm says no to trans elfs, they dont exist.
Benjamin Green
Tolkien is rolling in his grave right now
Jaxson Sanders
the players will never accept this and ignore it
Grayson Campbell
I lol'ed. That is awesome
Nicholas Barnes
orcs will have the ability to, once per day, have their cock circumference be one inch longer than their rapedoll's anal circumference
Zachary Hall
Thanks man!
I appreciate that.
Dominic Kelly
But black elves matter.
Jeremiah Hughes
Noldor still safe and sound
Jose Morris
John Hernandez
Get me a Ouija Board, i'm going to ask the main man Tolkien himself, what he has to say about this shit
Alexander James
Warhammer now that's a man's game.
Benjamin Cook
next campaign: everyone rolls paladins and we go sacking faggot elf temples in the name of non-degenerate gods.
John Cox
I don't want to be that guy but, its a game of pretend. you don't have to play elves this way.
I'm more interested in hearing why this was never brought up in any of the Forgotton realms books before. I want to see wotc squirm as they explain this political shit.
Cameron Gonzalez
ITT
Nolan Harris
REMOVE ELF
Gabriel Howard
I, for one, am happy. One more reason for elves to be hated by those barbaric humans which we all love and play.
Because you guys play as humans, right?
Jeremiah Powell
Got you covered.
Logan Brown
1st edition
Robert Nguyen
Ian Harris
Except genderfluid doesn't mean trans you retarded nigger.
That just means that there are more effeminate male Elves running around in the world. This is literally HOW IT FUCKING SHOULD BE and how IT ALWAYS WAS.
Hunter Ramirez
Warhammer 40k
Brayden Williams
Also, to add another note, nobody gave a fuck about vanilla D&D, it was always about the differing campaign settings like Planescape and Forgotten Realms.
Anthony Barnes
half elves can only shapeshit the balls or the dick
So either futas or clits with nuts
Aaron Peterson
I fully support this.
Worthless boomers and Xers let this shit fester, they deserve to see everything they love dissolve before their eyes.
Nolan Lewis
What? That Elves in a different universe and entirely new and made up fantasy setting outside the LoTR is portrayed in a different way? This rolls Tolkien?
Jayden Hall
>They are going to ruin any cultural penetration success they had with nonsense like this. Do they want D&D to be successful mainstream or not?
When the feminists get into power they get confused and panic, because being in a position of power runs completely counter to their victim status. Just like with Marvel comics and Star Wars films, they'll do everything in their power to run D&D completely into the ground by pumping everything they can full of obnoxious identity politics. This alienates the target demographic, straight white men who don't care about any of that shit. When the sales drop hard enough, effectively killing D&D, they'll be able to blame straight white men for their own sabotage.
They blamed sexism/racism/homophobia all the way to the top, and the only way out is to blame them all the way down.
Gabriel Phillips
Like any of these faggots could even attention span long enough to make a character. They just smoke weed and whine about how much they'd rather play a video game that did all the math and imagination for them.
Tabletop has no future. The sand ran out on TSR decades ago and even its replacements, including the MMOs have all peaked and died off.
If you've got friends that play good for you but all that shit is fucked. So many BS projects out there drawing in autists on the nostalgia for a thing they're never going to bring back to life.
Sebastian Nguyen
except gygax just standardized existing mythology into a playable format
they can't actually dictate it
Aaron Allen
they'll do everything in their power to run D&D completely into the ground by pumping everything they can full of obnoxious identity politics. This alienates the target demographic, straight white men who don't care about any of that shit.
Is there something you're not telling us? Has the entire D&D franchise turned into identity politics? Are Orcs genderfluid? Humans? Halflings? Illithids?
Wow... literally the RPG that is no longer respected by tabletop players other than hipsters and RP nubs because everyone moved on to better RPGs has been ruined...
Charles Barnes
Warhammer 40k already does this with 3 of their 4 chaos gods.
Luke Walker
It's only just begun I'm afraid. Even if D&D isn't as popular as it once was, feminists need to drag every cultural icon they can through the mud.
Adam Smith
Everyone keeps saying America is in Weimar early 20's Germany. I say we are in 1978 Iran or 1993 Afghanistan.
Jaxon Davis
You obv can't mean Khorne. Nurgle has no time for such things either. Slaneesh 100% but Tzeentch... hmm I dunno.
Austin Davis
This doesn't surprise me, I've meet like 3 trannies through dnd, one of them refused to decribe her character in any way beyond race and class.
Brody Price
>because everyone moved on to better RPGs
I fucking wish
Anywho, I think the fucked up their MtG scene too with PC stuff (and pedo judges)
Michael Taylor
Play MYFAROG instead.
Lucas Wilson
>clits with nuts
Leo Martin
You clearly know nothing of warhammer lore. Tzeentch is the god of change and mutation. Followers can literally wake up the next day as living horse cock.
John Russell
>One god can give tranny power to elves
>Drow hate these tranny fucks for breaking up societal hierarchy
>I can now canonically roleplay as a Drow Blackguard who wants to eradicate all tranny Corellon from existence.
Seems like a decent change to me, it's a larpy god for gender fluidity.
Jeremiah Ross
I think gender fluid is some bullshit about switching between genders and being both simultaneously.
Male elves just looking androgynous isn't the same.
Leo Richardson
No, you obviously don't know anything about warhammer 40k. Tzeentch would never mutate genitals into another form of genitals that would fall into Slaneesh's domain. The last thing the chaos gods want is giving their rivals power. Make a bulk of flesh out of your clit or penis? Sure. Make an actual sex organ out of a sex organ? Not even in chaos undivided.
Cooper Martinez
Suprised, really. Figured they'd cave right after Star ___. House Rules. Fuck the new lore.
Isaac Robinson
Unless it served Tzeentch's plan to make you a mangina
Robert Thomas
>single goy interpretation decades later
Asher Smith
Ugh, don't the Chaos Gods conflict regardless? For instance, when an individual is killed, Slaanesh and Khorne both benefit from it.
Austin Baker
>the upcoming Mordenkainen's Tome of Foes introduces a special ability that some elves use to choose their gender at the start of each day.
this is going to backfire on them because ITS NOT A FUCKING CHOICE YOU BIGOT, THEY CANT HELP IT! ITS WHO THEY ARE, AND ITS BEAUTIFUL, AND THATS A GOOD THING!
Nicholas Campbell
Sounds heretical
Xavier Perez
D&D has sucked for a while now.
Lincoln Roberts
Fpbp
3.5e is eternal
Jonathan Cooper
There is a difference between pleasure and mutation.
Slaanesh is the god of pleasure, lust and excess. Tzeentch is change, fate, hope and knowledge.
So you can change in to a horse cock under Tzeentch. Only of you jack yourself off or get pleasure from being a horse cock do you fivw Slaanesh power.
Andrew Barnes
wow it's an option feature a few elves get for being blessed by some god
so it's fucking nothing and you're just a triggered snowflake trying to stir up controversy
the bit at the end about the implications/threat to Drow culture was actually interesting
Ryan Perez
oh nooo..... the the shittiest RPG is getting all the SJWs now. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
When you talk to people who know their RPG's, i can sure as hell tell you that they are NOT playing DnD. it seems to be a "containment" game.
what I actually find funny about SJWs is that they seem to just find the most mainstream thing in a respective hobby and call it a day. Like they seem to have their tendrils in magic but didnt bother with other card games like android netrunner or deck builders (i.e. dominion).
be more specific there.. new 8th ed is dope.
fantasy was great. played 10 years ago.
mordheim was AWESOME
older 40k sorta blew
David Jenkins
Most players I know don't even like the current rules, so probably most will now have even more reason to play older versions. but seriously why make them all trans that makes absolutely no sense.
Hunter Nguyen
>Not playing a Cleric or Paladin of "Pelor"
>Not smiting subhumans in the name of the Burning Hate
Jonathan King
>Never played dungeons and dragons but isn't the main draw of the game that you just make up your own story as you go along?
Yes, that is the main draw. But they have books, games, etc set in this "dnd" universe they have.
I think the newer books use that as a reference point for creating stuff but idk I would rather play other rpgs
Angel Richardson
Worst things have been cannon.
John Cruz
>muh Elves can be trans
Hold my beer
>can become cis, trans, futa, landwhale. You name any gender from dictionary, they will beat you more.
Joseph Torres
D&D is literally more popular than it's ever been
Tyler Gonzalez
Basically this. Tzeentzch is all about plans, making them and ruining them. Oh, and he likes to change things. But virtually all sex related things fall under Slaanesh's domain.
Jonathan Ross
D&D fan here.
Hahahahahahaha.
The easiest way to tell the difference between a male and female elf? The female's dick is bigger!
Matthew Scott
all future elves with a gender-change ability will obviously now become rape fodder in any respectible campaign
Asher Johnson
>Hold my beer
reddit please leave
Gabriel Hill
Not that farfetched tbqh
DnD has been pozzed for a while anyhow, tabletop is geek chic at this point
Joshua Kelly
I dropped from D and D and MTG completely due to the SJW shithouse. At least we still have Yu-Gi-Oh
Luis King
wow its just like real life
William Carter
There is a good way of being popular as ever and then we got how MTG is at.
Asher Fisher
But pretty much already knew this
Chase Robinson
Shadow of the Demon Lord is pretty great, but so edgy it makes your eyes bleed if you read the core rulebook roo long in one sitting.
Robert Parker
Those beta faggots over at /tg/ love this Jew level subversion shit. Those dumb fucks can't get enough of being soyed.
Leo Perez
Not surprising, there would often be some major autism in reponse to the "-4 STR" stuff and that was way before SJWs were really a thing. Lots of /tg/ and tumblr crossover since ages ago.
Elijah Sanders
False. Again, Slaanesh is the god of pleasure. You can still have genitals and not enjoy things.
Logan Collins
Sex is pleasure dum dum
Samuel Flores
>a race of magical beings in a world that has a genderless patron god got changed to be able to shift their sex at will
Would you guys be getting this assblasted if a scifi race of bug people were able to shift genders, or were both at the same time?
Josiah Gomez
If it broke canon? Yes.
Frog people and lizard people and fish people are fine though.