>Makes British jokes
>Turns out his country lost to emus
I fucking hate aussie cunts
Makes British jokes
Thomas Flores
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Dominic Kelly
Juan Morales
>exhibit two: the Rugby world cup 2014
Ouch, that one hurts
Nathan Parker
Apparently the (((birds))) are quite big and control the interior, forcing all aussie-cucks to live along the coast. I guess this is why they always say they are full.
Ryan Morgan
Mason Johnson
please don't make jokes have some respect for all those who gave their lives
Cameron Cruz
Jaxon Cruz
"lost"
Chase Martin
Don't underestimate their shock troops
>literally dinosaurs
Noah Campbell
Aussie girls love that big emu cock
Austin Martinez
it's true
Aaron Sanchez
Came to post that
Brayden Sanders
Matthew Parker
is that abbo stealing the guide dog donations box?
I'd call it an animal but that'd be an insult to animals.
Nicholas White
> your national fruit is a fucking chink one they brought over and started growing
Jace Scott
>losing to rice farmers
Angel White
Carter Perry
What's the national fruit of Australia?
Apricots?
Are Apricots Chinese?
Jayden Ortiz
i love australians, theyr family.
Ethan Adams
Nice animepost flagfag
Brandon Sullivan
He's obviously talking about New Zealanders and their national fruit being the kiwi fruit
Jaxon Sanders
The Aussie fear the Emu....
Jaxson Carter
Oh, I didn't notice it was an Amerifat
Jeremiah Rodriguez
>a few fucking birds that can't even fly
don't make fun of dinosaurs they're srs bsns
Grayson Harris
+they can also run at 50km/h
Isaiah Jackson
>An entire country
An entire fucking continent. Australia is hopeless.
Sebastian Foster
>implying our military consists of nothing but a WW1 era light machine gun section and an old truck
Mate thats a serious over exaggeration of how powerful our military is
Juan Walker
>thinks he's superior to anyone
>continent getting invaded by militant Islam like a reverse peasant's crusade
>talks shit about a country that gave up it's right to defend itself
>instead of doing something to defend yourself
kys
Cooper Barnes
can't even see its literal raptor claw
Jaxson Foster
Parker Carter
Every time I see this I wonder if it was me drunk as fuck, I'll never know
Michael Foster
They'll straight up gut you
Charles Williams
to be honest emus are scary as fuck so fair play
Gavin Butler
>Conquered the world
>gets conquered by the world
I fucking lmao @ britfags
Dylan Diaz
the emus are the only reason we keep the abos around
Wyatt Sullivan
So are you saying instead of a gun to protect your home, people should get emus
Ryan Ross
Thats a cassowary lad. Just another bit of fauna thatll kill cunts
Juan Jones
>Niggers with sticks can kill emus
>Aussies with guns cant
Charles Walker
Cassowaries were the enemy shock troopers in the emu wars m8.
What do they teach you cunts in school these days?
Christian Edwards
Christianity
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Aaron Peterson
nah m8. The emu will fuck your wife behind your back.
see
Xavier Hill
Emus are impervious to bullets, but one bite of the abo flesh incapacitates them
>it's the metho and petrol coursing through their blood stream
>the combination is lethal to the emu
Zachary Adams
>t. remainer brit
Mason Jones
He's probably butthurt he lost his council flat to an Afghani
Elijah Kelly
He's probably pissed he has to call the pakis who gang raped his three daughters "asian" instead of "fucking shit skinned muslims" like they are.
Thomas Thomas
I gotta admit, you aussies are masters of the bants
Leo Barnes
no idea what you're talking about m8
Justin Nelson
You better bin that hateful opinion. The emus might come to your shitty isle too if their technology advances enough.
Kayden Ramirez
Australians are horrible scum. Fuck them
Kayden Jones
A chronicle of the great Emu War....