Tell me what you know about Australian culture.
Tell me what you know about Australian culture
Is pic real? I knew duo was cucked by fucking hell.
wouldn't be surprised
Y'all call sprinkles "thousands and millions"
this and paul hogan.
It's a chink posting
Fuck off you filthy fin
Or do you mean this?
Don't you retards call them jimmies or something
It's like New Zealand culture, but more white trash and less black
Maybe in some areas, I've only heard them called sprinkles around me though
mei you hanren side
Its been replaces by globalist culture since the 90s. we don't have a culture anymore OP
I heard Marge call them that on the Simpsons
>Tell me what you know about Australian culture.
CAO NI MA
nu-Australiana is the most embarrassing shit ever.
literally just Melbourne hipsters thinking they're the funniest guys on the block for splurting out "cunt" and "mate" and straining their memory to force slang they don't normally use into conversation.
good answers
bad answer
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Barbies
Pies
Beer
Surfing
Shaking your shoes for scorpions before putting them on
Hating abos
Saying cunt a lot
Have I missed anything?
>Saying cunt a lot
They stole this one from us
There alcohol is shit
You guys love to shoot firearms after Thanksgiving in the slighty chilled autumn weather. Random cookouts and late-nite backyard fires, and generally I don't care or think about you. I'm offered my local grocery store has nutella stocked now that I think about it though. Creeps.
Vegemite and cheese sandwiches.
>Y'all call sprinkles "thousands and millions"
"hundreds and thousands" you spastic yankie pig
Jimmies can mean a rush or high. A lover might say that about another lover giving them that. Pretty old school phrase though. My only thought. Always called sprinkles in specific as far as I'm aware.
Whatever xing ping
Emu warlords steal you're women while dingo subserviants eat you're babies.
*offended...obviously shitposting, but yeah.
shitposting so hard you forget that the seasons are backwards here and thanksgiving is in spring
at least we have 56%
I thought the nutella/vegimte mix-up would be the tell. Who knew.
Australia and similar countries have a good sports culture, not so much else lol
> Mad Max comes from there
> You have lots of dangerous animals living there
> Abbos are fucking stupid
> You have accents that people like to do their best impression of
> The Abbo Blowy Thingy can sound really cool when played with an accoustic, playing with distortion would be stupid and make you look like a YouTube try-hard
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> Only the East and some parts of the West are habitable
> We all mourned the death of Steve Irwin
> Jedi is the second largest religion in Australia
> Blue Heeler dogs come from there. I have one, he's awesome
> Foster's is Australian for beeyuh
> The front fell off some ship of yours
> Ships may not be made out of cardboard derivatives
> ACDC comes from there and Jet. ACDC Has some some good riffs but Angus whatever's voice can get old real quick
> Tasmanian devils
> Mad Max
> Lord of the Rings was filmed in.....Oh fuck, wait a second
> It's hot there
> Mad Max
The dog from Mad Max lived another 8 years after the film and had a happy life on a ranch. They got it from a pound on the day that it was to be put down. I FUCKING LOVE THAT DOG. I had to search up what happened to it after the film.
Tell me more about this ship deal. Curious.
Well the front fell off it!
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meanwhile ive got to stop myself from using slang otherwise people think im a dunce
>heavy drinking
>cheeky humor
funny you say that, america is gonna be majority Hispanic in a decade if trends continue
34 seconds in and I'm crying. "Some of them are built so the front doesn't fall off at all" I love the Aussies.
Australian here, good list, except for
>fosters
Worst beer, no one even drinks it here.
>East and west are only habitable places
People live in the middle it just sucks so most people live on the coast where it isn't terrible
I know that they exist near me
I know that they have more uranium deposits than any other country but dont ave nuclear capabilities for some reason
I know they hate the chinese, pacific islanders and natives just like we do
thats pretty much it
we are testing the walls and getting spics deported while deminishing social programs making them feel to the shithole of socialism known as mexico, so no worries here, they want socialism so we will help them immigrate to socialist countries fo free.
> Blue Heeler dogs come from there. I have one, he's awesome
nice got a pic
>Foster's is Australian for beeyuh
VB and Carlton in Victoria, Great Northerns in QLD dont know what the NSW people drink even though i live on the Vic/NSW border and who knows what SA drinks, probably some gay ass home brew shit,
anyway point is hardly anyone drinks fosters
There are only two states to be in. WA and boong drunk
Australian culture is just a weird but somehow really cool conglomerate of all of the cultures of the people who have moved here, held together by an inability to give a fuck.
Australia was and is a young country, so it never fully developed a culture before hardcore globalism set in. However, until the nineties, it's arguable that Australia was primarily a military tradition nation due to our heavy participation in wars for the sake of England and exaltation of the soldier/veteran social group.
>they want socialism so we will help them immigrate to socialist countries fo free.
nice
Abos only make up 2-5% off the population we did or best from the 1800's to bread them out when we couldn't genocide them anymore. some people it wasn't completely bred out they stick out like a sore thumb look like pic related
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> They have this other show there called "The Chasers War On Everything" and it's fucking hilarious, basically they just piss people the fuck off around Australia and it ranges from regular citizens all the way up to politicians in the country. I couldn't find their best links but this show is golden, but only the first season after that it gets a bit old. They go to a sex shop in one and start blowing up those inflatable arm guys and get a guy on a mic to shout out to citizens the deals they have going on at the sex shop. Eventually the police come, but not before they inflate a huge penis on the street. And there was this one were they tried to make panty hose masks cool, but it just ends up with all the stores calling the police and customers hiding under tables.
Honestly, they're the best shit posters.
so that's who a jew is made?
how*
I think I heard something about an epidemic of generator thefts.
Why do Irish men racemix so frequently? I swear, whenever I see a hapa his surname is always 'Mc' something or other. I've ignored it hitherto, but I've simply seen it happen too many times in my own experience for there to be no significance.
It's very individualistic, or at least, it's people are. We are of the Anglo culture, we're in the process of committing cultural and ethnic suicide and no one seems to care.
lol
*its people are.
My bad, lads, I only had six hours of sleep last night.
They asked users to write some haikus and one faggot said he was using the app to teach his language to immigrants. I had posted it on here, but mods chupadores de rola deleted the thread.
ching chong how dong dim sim hoho
It's a british colony of convicts that fought a war with the local fauna and lost.
They also have a very harsh tone with which they hold conversations, they also seem to love to glas themselves as much as they do in ireland.
Found the pic here.
You know its 9AM and you already ruined my mood for the rest of it.
my best guess is that its just people that are considered lesser in the eyes of society especially Anglo society were Irishmen were considered just as bad if not worse then blacks, so they race mixed because they're was no preservation of white "beauty" in their eyes and that they felt like they were on the same plane of society as balcks
tl;dr 'internalised opression' and a lack of white identity caused them to not care about race mixing
And it's 4:37 here. Well, sorry, senpai!
All you need to know.
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I know that Aussie culture is dying, if not already dead.
You guys have been in a downward, Canadian-style spiral since allowing firearm confiscation. Your politicians’ goal is a diverse, “cultureless”, all-inclusive society.
Because I was lucky enough to have some older Australian teachers growing up, in my mind, Australian culture will always be about its blue collar roots, toughness, independence, respect for the land, and perseverance.
The last bunch of “Australians” I’ve met have been Sri Lankan, chinks, an Indian-Israeli (a literal JewPoo) bitch, and a gross white beta skank with yellow fever.
Makes me sad, man.
RIP Mr. Hughes.
Perhaps. I have an Irish surname (Costello) and nothing has come of it. That being said, 'Costello' is not an apparently Irish surname like 'McMann' is, for example.
I suppose that it's possible that this was not the case a few decades ago, however.
dont agree with his politics but what a ridgy didge cunt
You're super active tonight brazil.
certainly dosent sound Irish, could be Anglo-Norman so you might not even be Irish
I'll be traveling in a few hours, so I'll just take a tablet of Dramamine before the trip and sleep then.
just wondering are you one of those rich Brazilians who maintained there European identity and live in gated communities, because thats what i think of whenever i see a Brazilian poster
for instance i both sides of my family have Anglo-Norman surnames however they're both from the Scottish lowlands
Not rich, but middle class. Yes, my family mantained it; no race mixing happened in my family. And I don't know who first mentioned about gated communities here in Brazil on this board, but I think this is more of a reality in cities like São Paulo and Rio de Janeiro. My state is more or less at the center of the country and my city has an average size, so I don’t need to live in a gated community in order to feel safe. My house has walls, a electric fence and a security camera system, but this is normal here.
Kek, but let us not forget that he once held the world record for drinking a yard of ale in 11 seconds.
You're right about that. There's even a myth I've heard of here and there that the surname originated from a group of Spaniards who mixed in with a local Irish community after their ship went astray during the attack of the Spanish Armada.
Obvious holes in the story aside, it demonstrates to an extent that the name doesn't sound typically Irish.
Hundreds and thousands you useless cunts
SA drinks Coopers, it's one of our besr beers. Don't forget XXXX up north or Boags or Cascade it Taswegia
are there many people like you and are blacks/hues a real problem
another question, why does south/Latin america look so bland and underdeveloped (in an infrastructure sense) compared in particular to north america and Oceania like. whenever i see pictures of south america they look like poverty stricken parts of Australia were money has dried up
it sounds almost italic there are a lot of wogs around were i live (wine country) and there are quite a few Costellos
I know they are the offspring of criminals deemed too grotesque, foul and too much a menace to leave to rot in a British jail, everything they think is good is bad, up is down, etc, no sense of morality, their sand bar of an island is full of deadly gross things including natives which they inbreed endlessly with. God hates them for a variety of good reasons including the excessive sodomy and pedophilia going on that is tacitly accepted by their society and has cursed them now and forever. They have no food, inventions, public figures, philosophy or art to speak of. I dub them, mostly harmless useful idiots.
notice how they want shitskins and kurds to emigrate to turkey too fuckin fags fuck erdogan too fuckin fags
amerimutt is here, thread's ruined
surprisingly Great Northern has gotten really popular down in Victoria (not a melbourne fag) the only thing from SA that has really caught on is farmers union iced coffee
As an emergency services worker in an Aboriginal community I can confirm that Aboriginals are a sub human species and are the missing link to our ape ancestors.
Also if you voted yes fucking top yourself.
Oh no, you're triggered! Better ship you off to a deserted island to spend 117 years working on a bent stick.
Those were the two best haiku?
Fucking leftist can't even put together three decent verses.
Some. However we have a stupid meme here that no one is totally white, so people don’t bring it up a lot, but people with german or italian ancestry usually knows the history of their family.
Regarding infrastructure, it depends. Some regions in the country are better than others. Mine isn’t as rich like the states in the south, but we help with the country's economy. Anyway, smaller cities here sometimes don't tend to be pretty. Cities with a small population tend to be ugly, especially if they are in a more remote area. I think that in the end it comes down to how that city is ran by the mayor as well.
Blacks are worse in some places. I have a friend from the state of Rio de Janeiro and what he told me is that blacks act arrogant and treat whites like trash over there. Here this doesn’t happen, but regarding crimes it's a bit of a problem.
I think they were looking for stuff like this to be written so they could use it.
>no inventions
Says the seppo cunt using Wifi invented by an Australian to post his yank stupidity for all the world to see
Commodores, VB and Men at Work.
> I might actually buy a commodore soon.