What makes cakes so great?

What makes cakes so great?

What is a cake?

You having pleb taste.

Experienced women without any actual experience. It's a form of gap moe, I guess.

desperation

>pleb taste

Their hairy buttholes.

>What is a cake?
A sexy little pile of secrets.

Women too pure of heart they were rejected by modern society

>tfw best Cake won't even get the harem ending

They're relatable.

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They're usually like 50% off after the 25th.

I'm attracted to younger women.

the cake is a lie

The icing.

user wants milky

Moms provide milk. Cakes provide alcohol.

Wrong cake.

soon I'll be older than them

A cake starts at 25 and ends around 39.

you do know why they're called cakes right?

big tits and wide hips

What happens after 39?

>not buying cakes on the 40th of the month
they're practically free at that point.

You're just too fucking old for anything. Take becky from Nourin for example.

I only watched the first episode of that series because it was too lewd.

Do you have to shit up every single thread constantly?

We're all gonna make it brah.

get gud

Cream filling

>What is a cake?
A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... Have at you!

I guess I'll try to power through the lewd things. ;_;

fully developed body, mature and pure.

Them and their routes generally being adorable.

>the 40th of the month
what

Cakes can be non virgin.

>white socks

No, those are bitches.

They're depressed and lonely which gives me a sense of responsibility.

They are virgin and a failure like you

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Still a cake. Misato is still a cake.

The problem with that is you can just lump everyone into that category then, virgin or not. Misato also has people lusting after her and has been in several relationships, which also breaks the norm for what cakes typically represent. But if that's the case, you can lump just about every woman past 25 into it, regardless of their prior sexual, relationship, and other statuses.

>But if that's the case, you can lump just about every woman past 25 into it, regardless of their prior sexual, relationship, and other statuses.
yes

The connotation that comes with the term "Christmas Cake" has to involve elements of desperation and the state of being unwanted that got them to this situation. Misato is not a cake by any shape or form because she absolutely does not meet this criteria at all.

See, that doesn't make a remote bit of sense, especially given how the term is by in large used. "No body wants a Christmas Cake past the 25th, so it goes unsold" which means that no one wants it nor is it ate/used. Saying a highly sexually active woman who has been in several relationships/marriages is the same makes not a single bit of sense when you boil it down to the sheer meaning of the term 'christmas cake'.

If she were married before then she wouldn't be a cake. Relationships are fine. It's strictly marriage, that's all it's ever meant.

If she's divorced, over 25, and then single again, she'd be a cake then by the logic of the other post.

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The fact that they are 2D so my supension of disbelief isn't completely shattered by the fact that they basically work as a fantasy race, considering how far removed they are from 25+ 3D women

The stigma comes from not having found a man and settled down by the time they're 25. If she already accomplished that, then she's not really a cake by the traditional standard.

Maybe she's Venom Cake instead. PUNISHED CAKE, A FALLEN ARA-ARA.

>has been in several relationships
What? Only kaji has been hers.

Well, noodles exist too.

Noodles?

Can you just shut the fuck up already?

Now that I think of it, I can't ever remember an instance of cake winning, so the desperation is something their fans sympathize with?

I love 2D cakes. 3D cakes are a reminder that suicide is a valid option.

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>not already being older

it hurts ;_;