Explain this shit australia

explain this shit australia

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well they always were pissheads so this isn't surprising at all really

boo

i piss in the bottle and just drink it like a civilized aussie

To live in Australia or the US you have to be Bear Grylls

>not having your pee pee stored in hermetically sealed jars in a temperature controlled environment and periodically tasting your own piss to rate the best vintage
jesus fucking christ, have you learned nothing about Californian wines?

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When you piss your stream falls up. It's the courteous thing to do so it doesn't just fall into space

Is this"taking the piss"?

daily reminder that piss is stored in the balls

Literally nothing wrong with drinking your own piss, do you even bear grylls cunt?

Everyone knows you aint cool unless you piss in your own mouth

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this
>he doesnt urinate in his own mouth

Its known as the "bubbler" which is what we call a water fountain down here

Clearly you have never made it across the desert before.

POO IN LOO

PEE IN ME

Don't knock it till you've tried it

>he lets his gains go

Taking the piss gets whole another meaning

The diddly sprinkle is both important and life saving!

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kek

>not posting the original lyrics

I stand in the pisstance
I view from the loo
Should I offer some assistance?
Should it matter where you pee?


We all get hurt by piss
And we all have our balls to bare
But in the name of understanding how
to piss in our mouths be shared

I can keep a secret
And throw away the key
But sometimes to release it
and let our benis peeeeeee

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welp

C-can I pee into the mouth of a cute Aussie grill, or is that not allowed?

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Nuffin like a hot cup of piss in the morning with some Tim Tam's

Boo, get off the stage

piss m8

explain this shit leaf

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Your first urine beverage of the day is fine however, your second will actually be urine and disgusting and Un-Australian maaaate.

GET OFF THE STAGE YOU FAT FUCK
>GET OFF THE STAGE YOU FAT FUCK
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guess that explains why they don't mind asians

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kekeke

>this world

I can't wait to die.

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A massive fake who would get you killed outside? Okay, fair enough, you're all artificial anyway

>British bants

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whats to explain?

Australian doctors recommend a glass of piss per day

video related

>youtu.be/fyhv2xHO_Eo

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Bears are objectively the best furry

Australia is a decadent country. The poor are boring assholes, the middle class are neurotic drones, the upper class are brainlet moguls. Stop indulging the Australian shitposter's delusions. They are not "tough cunts", they are not saving the white race. They are degenerate bogans or pussified suburban retards. Or Changs.

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Nothing wrong with that mate, if you must know it does in fact taste good

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>They are not "tough cunts"
>posted anonymously online line

oh, i see slopes have irony, how auspicious.

you can not escape your roots

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Your average Australian has such alcohol levels even their piss is 60% proof. Also still better than their beer.

>VICE
ignored and s*ged

>say that to my face see what happens
>stop hiding behind anonymity you nazi cowards
this is you, bruce...

fuck mate, thats a lot of shit you just typed, all you really said was 'no u'.

well some are used to drinking XXXX Gold so it isnt that different

Feels good man

Yeah nah.

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fucking degenerate bogan’s

Half the shit we do is to fuck with tourists.
The other half is shit we do to fuck with other Aussies.

But pissing into your own mouth

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Hey fuck off cunt, just cause you like your beer warm and tasting like piss doesn't mean we do.

I like my piss hot and my beer cold and Victoria Bitter. Just like I should, fucking Pom bastard :P

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Yuh-in
Australian fah beeya

It keeps away the Mozzies, and is very healthy, now go be like all the other tourists and do the thing I told you while I laugh and never actually do the thing I said was common.

It's like you don't understand how to troll someone into acting retarded.

You call that a knife? This is a knife
>wips it out and aims for his own mouth

When aussie tell you abo stories as ifnits not jus standars aussie behavior

>Intaking the piss.

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You call that a pecka? This is a pecan
>whips out knife and aims for throat

Looks nothing like piss. That’s jizz