>russia kills some traitor in UK
>entire world goes crazy
Russia kills some traitor in UK
Gabriel Cox
Dylan Harris
Russia did the right thing. Snitches get stitches.
Ryan Lewis
Why exactly are you guys so mad about this?
David Evans
plot twist: it wasn't russia who killed him
Jeremiah Thomas
It's literally just our government making a fuss.
Hunter Myers
why are the retarded edits of these so fucking funny
anybody have them
Tyler Martinez
I'm starting to think the US is trying to provoke Russia rather than isolate and control it. But, who knows. Shit is getting more tense.
Chase Evans
It's all so evidently a false flag that on the off chance that it's not a false flag the UK government should restrain themselves anyway because of how much of a false flag it looks like
Christopher Ross
It's just the UK gov't pretending to be relevant again
Asher Gutierrez
Why russia didn't denied it tho?
Ryder Hughes
What did they say?
Isaiah Thomas
Kick and scream about someone else so no one looks at what your doing.
Jayden Walker
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Gavin Hernandez
Please somebody explain these memes in OP's pic related. I don't fucking get them, they're not funny at all
Nicholas Nguyen
That worked well...
Owen Campbell
This. Meme countries btfo.
Joshua Baker
Jason Turner
>Russia does a North Korea-tier nerve agent attack in a NATO member.
>entire world goes crazy
FTFY
Don't think many people would have given a shit if the ex-spy had simply woke up dead, but Putin's got a hard on for trollish theatrics (see polonium) so here we are.
Andrew Stewart
we should apologize to russia
Kevin Morris
I actually thought it was completely real until I read an article today where Boris Johnson said that the attackers picked a Russian nerve agent to indicate that Russia was responsible. That doesn't even make sense. So he's admitting that either a) Russian agents did it and wanted to make it obvious that their government was responsible or b) whoever did it wanted the Russian government to be blamed.
Lincoln Hughes
Why exactly would they use chemical weapons if they could just stab/shoot him?
Benjamin Anderson
>I actually thought it was completely real
May is trying to shore up her collapsing government since she's done nothing and could be removed in May if elections go poorly
She's afraid Corbyn is going to rape her and finally force her to have kids
William Wood
knives and guns are illegal in london
Jace Rivera
Yeah people are retarded. Why would Russia use their own nerve agent to kill an old Russian spy and not an American nerve agent, that way the CIA or FBI would have covered up the thing and no one would have heard of it.
This shit reeks of false flag on so many levels.
Jordan Jackson
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Colton Smith
Well they had to do it mafia style with fucking nervegas in the middle of a city.
Why not do it discreetly?
This is how Russia communicates.
Like a drunk caveman on crack trying to scare his fellow cavemen into submission. Maybe it worked in the 1930s...
Christian Martin
Well it makes sense. If you kill a few traitors you make it a lot less likely that you'll be betrayed again. If I were the President of Russia that would seem worth the cost, especially considering that this will probably blow over in a month.
Henry Peterson
Because they want it to be obvious it's them to dissuade current/future spies, whilst they just shrug their shoulders and say "wasn't us *wink*", just like they did with the polonium poisoning, just like they did with the little green men in Ukraine.
Joseph Sanchez
where These high Quality-shit joke memeballs from ?
Mason Harris
Russia
Henry Butler
>If you kill a few traitors
who already served close to a decade in Russian jail and got released?
nah, you'd kill him in jail or before he leaves the country. It makes no sense given that Russia-Jewslave tensions are at their highest in decades. This was a CIA/MI6 Operation
Lucas Ortiz
Aight, where are the T-I-G-E-R memes at?
John King
Also they're acting like it's some exclusive nerve agent that only Russia has access to when the UK had to have access to samples of it in order to prove that it was what they claimed it was.
Nicholas Wilson
True but it could have been a show of power also. Like "look we can kill you no matter where you go hide"
Carter Rivera
something like 24 countries have access to it, including the US
David Lee
Who benefits? Certainly not Russia, but the US has much to gain to upping tensions, especially since Trump is sidelined and the Pentagon and CIA run the US all but openly now
Logan Watson
Jaxon Ross
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Jose Jones
Why is it that all these spies always get suicided in England?
Russia is a big country. Siberian tigers live in eastern Siberia. My country’s flag is a leaf.
It’s not rocket science.
Noah Reyes
Literally official Russian propaganda
Thomas Campbell
Chase Fisher
I wonder that too. Why England specifically? Are false flags commonly done by MI6?
Blake King
You can view the whole collection at lemonparty.fr
Jose Ross
Russia have been doing this kind of shit for a few years now. Doing weird shit to distrupt media attention and really fuck things up in other countries. When they were talking about Russian interference during the US election (not the hacking, that was stupid) that is what they were referring too.
This attack might not have anything to do with russia, but they want the government and the media to think it does to later embarass themselves. I could be wrong, but the Russians have been pretty good at playing this kind of game so far.
Evan Stewart
MI6 is particularly good at recruiting Russian spies.
Parker Torres
>russia
[citation needed]
Owen Perry
OOOOOHHHHH YOU MAD CUNT
Dylan Cooper
Mason Scott
All sorts of absolutely evil shit has gone down at Porton Down, I wouldn't put something like this past them for one second
Christian Barnes
Asher Lewis
Have they ever succeeded at doing something like that before? I can't think of a single incident where they somehow got the media or government to embarrass itself.
Michael Myers
holy shito
Sebastian Allen
...
Jaxon Foster
>If I were the President of Russia that would seem worth the cost
This is why you'll never be a president of any country
Wyatt Rivera
flawless image
Nathan Cruz
Hah! the utter foolishness of the kike enslaved US Government!
Charles Carter
>If I were the President of Russia that would seem worth the cost
No thanks, we already have one drooling retard in charge, and he also lacks any human decency.
Christopher Barnes
they just realised world cup is this summer, so now they have a reason to stay home and "boycott" world cup by fearing getting punched by nikolai and his friends
Ayden Scott
>Snitches get stitches
this
Sebastian Smith
>Shill think's he's subtle
$0.05 Cents have been transfered to your wife's boyfriend's BLACKED account.
Luke King
Rather try:
>russia assassinates a british citizen
Sounds much worse now doesnt it?
Isaac Morgan
>Russia disposes of a turncoat traitor who attained British citizenship by being a serpent
There we go.
Kayden Rivera
It does not matter who he is. He is protected by your countries law, or atleast he should be as a citizen of a sovereign country. Instead you are here defending a foreign invasion into your countries internal affairs. He might be a fucking british serial killer who killed hundreds of hookers across russia, it does not change the fact that no other countries representative should be allowed to murder one of your citizens.
Not even mentioning the fact that this guy did more for your country than your sorry ass did.
Jack Green
>a fuss.
>bringing the entire world closer to nuclear war
Matthew Bailey
>German turned Russian Citizen has the Nuclear Codes and intends to give them to Putin.
>Thinks the E.U or the Cucked Kike U.S wouldn't do the same.
kys
Jason Stewart
someone please post more country balls, this is destroying my sides
Luke Martin
>russia kills some traitor in UK
WE WUZ MI6 AN SHEEEIT
Parker Nguyen
>russia kills
>in UK
Josiah Ortiz
>traitor
Luis Ortiz
>Implying it isn't Ukraine who provided the UK with the gas
Russia has literally nothing to gain from killing the dumb fuck other than bad rep when they are already victim of a widespread, international propaganda movement. This shit is political theater just like how Obama sent away all those russian diplomat to give credibility to the whole Russian influence gimmick, which by itself amusingly wouldn't have happened if they indeed had so much influence in the american political system, but sure ain't all those Israeli dual citizen get real cozy and position of authority all over. Fucking retards and shills who do not understand even the most basic of real politiks.
Mason Hernandez
Some things never change
Lincoln Brown
>traitor in UK
>Snitches get stitches.
You cant be a traitor to Russia, when Russia is the greatest traitor to russians.
John Cox
Babushka Approved
Thomas Nguyen
>Some things never change
Jackson Powell
If it turns out to be the UK that kills us all I will shit myself laughing
Leo Wright
Oh man, comics have been drawing Russians getting ass raped for a century.
Nathaniel Roberts
Liam Myers
Charles Reed
nice
Nolan Collins
Apex kek.