Explain why no rogue party member

The moment that caused Sup Forums to start hating on Konosuba.

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Technically Megumin is the burst damege and Kazuma the DPS (we all know how does this anime work). But it actually be funny to watch a rogue that is noisy or can not become invisible

Isn't Kazuma basically a rogue? Short swords/daggers, archery, some thief skills

That's Kazuma you dumb fuck.

Why did this scene trigger dicklets so bad?
People acting like it's a cardinal sin to smirk at a man's junk.

Nearly from the very beginning...It was just slow, and the tropes simply weren't funny. Aqua was the best girl of the show though...

Shut the fuck up, just shut the fuck up. You never lauigh at aman's penis you goddamn roach infested slut.

i wonder why no one edit her face for a different reaction

M8, most of us are just growers rather than showers, at least up to a point, the more obvious a grower, the more "hilarious" it looks when flaccid, I'm particularly a massive grower, but it looks really pitiful when flaccid so I understand the reaction when relating to it. It makes sense when you think about it, as well, why would Aqua smirk if not for the fact it's a minuscule and pitiful size, considering she's a dumb goddess bitch and has no idea how penises work? My dick grows like 3 or 4 times its size when I get erect, that's why it looks hilariously small

Why do you retards get triggered about the most common male thing ever? Did you think Aqua was going to measure his bone-pressed erect size when his towel fell? Did you think he would have a magnum dong that reached down to his fucking knee while flaccid? He could have a massive fucking dick, but as I pointed out, even the guys with huge dicks have pitiful sizes when flaccid

because, dicklets

he's a general adventurer, so he has all kinds or random shit. the rogue is actually Eris - the one who keeps getting her panties stolen. She mentions she enjoys spending some time incognito on the ground to pass the time since she is bored.

He's all but a rogue at this point, like 99% of his combat skills are stereotypical rogue skills supplemented with DRAIN TOUCHU.
The rest are QoL skills he picks up for mundane utilities to enable his NEET life.

No she is not wondering around wasting time, every time Kazuma sees her she's on a mission, usually involves lost cheat items.

SHRINKAGE.... SHRINKAAAGGGGEEEEEE

Kazuma.

SHRIIINKAGE, Kazu, you boy.

I wonder how many people, like me, waited for this ridiculous scene to pop up. And she's just laughing at the stupid shit Megumin wrote on his dick.
You guys shouldn't be so insecure.

There's no black people in Konosuba, hence no rogue.

I WAS IN THE POOL!

My dick is only 12cm long when erect.

but everyone found that scene hilarious when it happened

Most otaku are massively insecure, that's a well-known fact. It's also why purityfags are a thing.

because its a joke that they have a powerful team on paper but their personalities are shit.

If they have a rouge in the team, their team would suck. simple.

Purity has nothing to do with insecurity. It is the rational choice to make.

This is what purityfags actually believe. The rest of the world doesn't care.

>be literally incapable of getting pussy
>”I’m actually making a choice to never get pussy. A RATIONAL choice!”
Dumb incel poster.

>is making a choice to never get pussy
>involuntary celibate

>Wanting 3dpd roastie pussy

I don't know why everyone assumes she's smirking at the size of his dick and not at Megumin's hilarious joke.

>Implying Kazuma isn't a rogue

it's the context that matters

His class is adventurer, but his actual skillset is a rogue/ranger hybrid. Literally all of the skills he uses are standard ranged rogue stuff and even the ones that don't fall into that category (Basic magic and drain touch basically) are used in a very roguey way.

That's Kazuma, dumb aqua poster.

that's chris, not sure how you could possibly mix those two up I mean look at the chest size difference

>I mean look at the chest size difference
Don't make me say it.

Eris pads her chest.

>9anime.tv

AHHHHHHH1

read the novels you secondary

dicks are funny my dude
yours doubly so

THAT IS FUCKING BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!!

>The moment that caused Sup Forums to start hating on Konosuba.

But that was the best scene though, I actually paused and fapped to it, mostly because I have an exhibitionism fetish and self insertable stuff is so rare to come by.

ARIGATOU AQUA-SAMA, MY MAN PRIDE IS RESTORED THANKS TO YOU O GREAT GODDESS

>hating konosuba

You mean from the very beginning by people who didn't want to watch it because of animations and character design? I mean story was great, humour was fantastic, music was fine, characters were nicely portrayed. The only problem were animations and sometimes character designs. Overall Konosuba was fantastic.

>12cm dick
HAH get fucked mine is 13cm when erect
Hey guys, get a load of this dicklet HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

There is literally nothing with Eris padding her chest

>streamfag
>shitty English
>shitty prtsc OP pic
The newfag trifecta. Fuck off and kill yourself.

Really makes you think.

Its written by a guy

Aqua is just a stupid goddess, it wouldn't even matter if Kazuma had a large penis.

I thought nothing of this scene. It was funny and that's it. What's amazing were the week's worth of threads trying to convince everyone she was laughing because of how big his dick was.

no
glad lolishit is getting removed too

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Kazuma is the rogue/ranger.

he's got steal, sneaking and ranged sneak attacks.

Megmin is a rouge though.

>guys with huge dicks have pitiful sizes when flaccid
Wrong.

Also nobody gives a fuck if you triple your size when the erect one is 12cm.

At least use this next time.

She is clearly trolling him saying that its ironic to write something like that himself while having a small peenpeen

I DONT MIND IF THEY ARE PADEEEED

>Explain why no rogue party member

Isn't Aqua checking out one in that picture?

I thought Kazuma was the rouge

he's more of a chartreuse or citrine

technically, rnt they a rogue party?

Kazuma knows steal, only rogues can learn that..

he also knows drain touch, only undead know that

That's cause he died

>dies like three times and comes back with no consequences

hai hai Kazu-lich desu~

Sasuga Kazuma-sama!

Hey hand looks like it's melded with her face

There is literally nothing, indeed.

stop i can only get so erect
t. Kazuma