What would you do if you summoned this?

What would you do if you summoned this?

Burn her

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Know that I've failed to win the Grail war, and marry her in secrecy

I would use a command spell for you-know-what-i-mean, but she can use her Noble Phantasm with herself in order not to do that.

That night i would have to make myself the dinner

>you-know-what

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be disappointed for not summoning Semiramis for long pointy ears that I can touch

put a ring on it

Transfer my mana into her arsehole.

>I've failed to win the Grail war
l2punch people

Continue summoning. I have plenty of quartz and already have her at NP5 anyway.

make her happy

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Caster's ears are acute!

I want to stroke them

Hit it and quit it, just like Jason.

It didnt work out well the first time, what makes you think it would go differently

I can use a command spell to make her kill herself.

If you summon a servant, and it's not a Saber, you might as well just quit.

because that also worked brilliantly

>If you summon a servant, and you arent a japanese schoolboy with protagonist powers, you may as well just quit
the punching thing beat saber- the issue was shirou/future shirou

Since I'm not a magus, I guess I'd have to cum inside her lots to help keep her prana up.

And how many protagonists summon Casters? I know I'm not the hero of this story, so I marry the elf, and fuck off to Hawaii, before shit gets stupid.

>so I marry the elf, and fuck off to Hawaii, before shit gets stupid.
objectively correct plan

Perform a ritual of marriage.

I actually did, but I chose to use Cu caster instead

but why? Medea isnt great but spamming her NP is situationally good, while Cu is just kinda bad

But Cu is inmmortal, with Cu and lancer Cu you can pretty much go thorugh everything and getting zero damage.

sex her to replenish her mana

lewd

She's one big red flag. She will betray you at first opportunity. It's her nature

shes literally more loyal than most of the other servants

you only have anything to worry about if you are evil/ abuse her, but under those circumstances even Cu would kill you

>wanting inferior fighter servants

Nice try Medea-san

The problem is that she wants the grail and wouldn't give up because her master is a quitter. There isn't much stopping her from just killing you and then finding a real man like Kuzuki for a master. She did the same thing with her original master although the reasons for killing him were different. Don't think command seals will work either because that shit is limited and it wears off.

>The problem is that she wants the grail and wouldn't give up because her master is a quitter
Pretty sure she doesn't care about the grail since she knows it's nothing special and she can make her own if need be

Not have children with her

huh, I could've sworn this one was supposed the have a dick

Fuck it
If it doesn't want to, use command spells

lets compare then shall we?

Gilgamesh: betrayed two masters (shinji/tokiomi) out of personal dislike

EMIYA: betrayed two masters for the sake of his autism

Cu: betrayed Kirei because of moral reasons

Medusa: loyal to sakura, doesent betray her

Saber: bad ends where she kills shirou

Kojiro: fucks with his master for funsies

Medea: kills one master for moral/self defense reasons, loyal to kuzuki

Hercules: best boy, loyal even when he shouldnt be

>she wants the grail
she wants a sufficient amount of energy to be able to call quits and live a regular life, the issue was that kuzuki cant fuel servants due to being a muggle

>use command spells
if only there was a ability or item that could allow a servant to turn against their master and ignore CS, this would be a dangerous plan

thankfully there is no such thing...

But user is not Kuzuki. Kuzuki saved her life and this is what awakened her sympathy to him. What about average mage who just summoned her? I 100% sure she will even lie about her NP

What you expected from "tf no gf" degenerates?

The reason she killed her previous master was because he was a massive douchebag. Out of pride he made her lower her magical capability to below his levels
Pretty sure if you treat Medea with common respect there would be no reason for her to betray you

>What about average mage who just summoned her?
be a nice person towards her and shell come around, shes had a rough life- shes surprised when people don't manipulate and mistreat her

so just dont be a bad person towards her, and shell grow to like you

Is it rape, if it's a caster?

ask saber

>so just dont be a bad person towards her, and shell grow to like you
I don't think this is how relationships works. Where is my harem?

I'd ask her to buff me so I can help her fight.
I wouldn't want to stand around screeching autistically like some glorified pokemon trainer.
I'm already in a fight to the death, might as well go all out.

Use a command spell to rig the system so that she can use electricity to power her spells instead of mana, after which I'll just stick a power cord in her ass and have her blast spells all day until everything is dead and the war is won.

good dedication user

Rin would know.

>1st command spell "do not use rule breaker"

>tfw no good caster doujin

This is pretty good.
There thousand ways to kill you. Your command spells are useless.

>telling your servant to not use their strongest weapon
In fact if you want it so hard, just asking her would be much safer, since you show your trust in her

>Use a command spell to rig the system so that she can use electricity to power her spells instead of mana
thats not how any of this works

>user then died from magic to the face

>rape

if you say so

Sure it is. While I'm at it, I'd use a command spell to become president and then mage the grail war illegal.

>taiga learns about CS

Why was Caster the only female character in the story that Rin didn't think about fucking?

>taiga
>illya
>sakura

>>sakura
>implying
And Illya is a child and Taiga is too pure for such thoughts.

>Taiga is too pure for such thoughts
so is caster

>Taiga is too pure for such thoughts.
Waver had chance to fuck her

If I somehow manage to summon her in the place of that asshole magus in the fifth war (Am I a mage now too?) I guess I'm fucked but I might manage if I can supply Caster with mana and only have it so she siphons a small amount off of everything else I could ally with Shirou's group. I see if Medea can extract Avalon from Shirou so I can send him and Saber on their way to defeat Gilgamesh right off the bat (Caster has no way to beat him at all ever), after that is done I reveal that I have no interest in fighting the rest of the war as the grail will basically destroy the world if it's used and Counter Guardians will probably stop you from doing that.
Then I fuck off to Hawaii or somewhere with Caster and let the mage's association deal with the corrupt grail.
Also I must remember to have Caster fucking vaporise Zouken at first opportunity.
Archer doesn't seem the type to just murder me and Caster unless we are actually hindering his plans and being fairly evil. I successfully dealt with the two assholes most likely to kill me and Caster and Archer probably won't kill us now either.

>Mashumin, the EXPLOSION-casting shielder
Soon.

>Archer doesn't seem the type to just murder me and Caster unless we are actually hindering his plans and being fairly evil.
hes autistic so he might, but you can always have rin kill him with CS

assuming im participating in the 5th HGW? win her the grail

to do that:
-have her summon an assassin

- find an make an alliance with shirou, which shouldnt be all too hard. This gets me the support of saber, which is rather important

- try and also get rin to join the alliance, since archer is useful against Gilgamesh

- use Saber buffed by Caster to beat Medusa/Berzerker/Rider

-deal with archer/shirou's autism, propose to help EMIYA with his mission but betray him when the time comes if needs be- get a reliable UWB user

-use Saber and UBW to beat Gilgamesh

-during the war collect proof of the existance of magic and the details of Shirou and those close to him, before final stretch have them be leaked on a timed delay- and linked to shirou/rin directly

- ask for the grail, if they dont hand it over use that data as blackmail- since if it leaks the resulting backlash from the association will be rather violent, and aimed at the people mentioned. It would be lucky if japan remained on the map

-Incarnate Medea then move to Hawai

Or just have her turn shirou into a projection stick and win the grail war. Once it is won we could even turn him back into a doll, he seems to be ok with being a doll after all.

that spot is already taken

that makes a potentially powerful enemy if it fails and deprives me of whatever protagonist powers shirou has

not to mention that shirou isnt THAT strong even at his peak, and that archer and buffed saber are stronger by far

>black keys out of nowhere
You're not going to ruin kirei's fun show.

One of the first things one should do is show caster some precure and nanoha.

But we know that it's a viable path for caster to win.

>>black keys out of nowhere
Kirei cant scratch servants, and doesent stop people making alliances (rin and shirou)

the worst thing he can do is send Gilgamesh after you- but with enough servants even thats not an issue

>Kirei cant scratch servants
Black keys can

even black keys cant really do any damage, best kirei can do is hold one off for a bit

he cant actually hurt them

No. Magical weapons wielded by a mage are unambiguously capable of harming servants. Good fucking luck HITTING a servant, but there is no reason to suspect they wouldn't do damage outside ridiculous bullshit like God Hand.

>propose to help EMIYA with his mission but betray him
Woah. Nice edge

It is not enough to inflict any sort of fatal injury to them no matter how much energy is put into them, but the can be used to distract or pin them for a brief moment under the right circumstances.

t.Heaven's Feel Route - Day 15 - over load

or at least thats what the wiki says

HYMEN BUREKAH

Use a CS to make her younger

She's had multiple children.

>i want to kill my past self because heroes are dumb
EMIYA is edgy

and besides, its a necessity- if this way his betrayal can be resolved in such a way that doesent weaken the team too much

but regular>lily

I'd win the Grail just so I could keep her.

Of course he's edgy, he's a sword.

you think youre real funny dontcha?

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Only correct answer

hes not the first to mention it

He had the best execution

then its "best answer"- not "only correct answer"

Summon her right the hell back to where she came from.

>Summon her right the hell back to where she came from.
wouldnt the word be "banish" then?

but why

>user has command seals on his hand
>other masters will seek to kill him lest he make a contract with some masterless servant
>ends up with someone who's not a mad genocidal maniac, someone who could be reasoned with
>banish her
great plan